# New workouts for your girlfriends..
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-workouts-for-your-girlfriends/247758
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [October 21, 2009, 1:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-workouts-for-your-girlfriends/247758 "2009-10-21T13:26:20Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@kdubs](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kdubs)
#### Post date: [October 21, 2009, 1:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-workouts-for-your-girlfriends/247758/1 "2009-10-21T13:26:20Z")
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### Author:  [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)
#### Post date: [October 21, 2009, 1:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-workouts-for-your-girlfriends/247758/2 "2009-10-21T13:28:16Z")
Giggedy.
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### Author:  [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)
#### Post date: [October 21, 2009, 1:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-workouts-for-your-girlfriends/247758/3 "2009-10-21T13:29:17Z")
They better be video clips of how to give the worlds best blow job.
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### Author:  [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)
#### Post date: [October 21, 2009, 1:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-workouts-for-your-girlfriends/247758/4 "2009-10-21T13:30:47Z")
SWEET IT IS… I had to switch to a different proxy to see them, A+ for the find.
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### Author:  [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)
#### Post date: [October 21, 2009, 1:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-workouts-for-your-girlfriends/247758/5 "2009-10-21T13:31:54Z")
I’ve got a good workout for my girlfriend…
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### Author:  [@big\_red](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/big_red)
#### Post date: [October 21, 2009, 1:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-workouts-for-your-girlfriends/247758/6 "2009-10-21T13:32:56Z")
giggety giggety
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### Author:  [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)
#### Post date: [October 21, 2009, 1:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-workouts-for-your-girlfriends/247758/7 "2009-10-21T13:47:53Z")
i just ordered the first one for me
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### Author:  [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)
#### Post date: [October 21, 2009, 1:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-workouts-for-your-girlfriends/247758/8 "2009-10-21T13:48:38Z")
I need a new workout routine as well.
I’m sick of wasting an hour of my time every time I “feel the need.”
Gone are the days of spankin’ it for 5 minutes and blowing a load…Damn you, Lexapro. Damn you.
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### Author:  [@kdubs](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kdubs)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2009, 9:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-workouts-for-your-girlfriends/247758/9 "2009-10-22T09:04:33Z")
> [@finally got a new car...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/finally-got-a-new-car/24734/37):
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> SWEET IT IS… I had to switch to a different proxy to see them, A+ for the find.
HAHA… I saw them on TV and just had to find them to share lol…
> [@kramerbuccs24"](#):
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> i just ordered the first one for me
what exactly do you need it for ? lol
> [@real or fake ghosts](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/real-or-fake-ghosts/24745/5):
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> I need a new workout routine as well.
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> I’m sick of wasting an hour of my time every time I “feel the need.”
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> Gone are the days of spankin’ it for 5 minutes and blowing a load…Damn you, Lexapro. Damn you.
I don’t see how this will help you with that problem… Sounds like your better off finding a girl…
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### Author:  [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2009, 9:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-workouts-for-your-girlfriends/247758/10 "2009-10-22T09:52:22Z")
I enjoy the “flirty girl” fitness commercials.
They have nice rear ends.
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### Author:  [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2009, 9:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-workouts-for-your-girlfriends/247758/11 "2009-10-22T09:59:30Z")
> [@kramerbuccs24"](#):
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> i just ordered the first one for me
Make sure you attach a dildo to the end of it to get the full effect. Let me know. Thanks.
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### Author:  [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2009, 10:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-workouts-for-your-girlfriends/247758/12 "2009-10-22T10:00:23Z")
> [@Blondes OR Brunettes](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/blondes-or-brunettes/24787/26):
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> Make sure you attach a dildo to the end of it to get the full effect. **Let me know. Thanks.**
gott emmm :rofl :rofl
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### Author:  [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2009, 10:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-workouts-for-your-girlfriends/247758/13 "2009-10-22T10:43:35Z")
kdubs… your hot friends, where are they?
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### Author:  [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2009, 10:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-workouts-for-your-girlfriends/247758/14 "2009-10-22T10:57:49Z")
kdubs, have your friends act out that informercial.
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### Author:  [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2009, 10:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-workouts-for-your-girlfriends/247758/15 "2009-10-22T10:59:49Z")
> [@Sam Adams Cherry Wheat](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sam-adams-cherry-wheat/24669/59):
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> kdubs, have your friends act out that informercial naked.
+1
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### Author:  [@kdubs](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kdubs)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2009, 11:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-workouts-for-your-girlfriends/247758/16 "2009-10-22T11:20:56Z")
> [@War worst Mistake in History?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/war-worst-mistake-in-history/24783/20):
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> kdubs… your hot friends, where are they?
either in FL, or taken sorry…
> [@Sam Adams Cherry Wheat](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sam-adams-cherry-wheat/24669/59):
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> kdubs, have your friends act out that informercial.
haha yea don’t see that happening… would be pretty funny though!
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### Author:  [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2009, 11:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-workouts-for-your-girlfriends/247758/17 "2009-10-22T11:25:30Z")
> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/24798/8):
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> haha yea don’t see that happening… would be pretty funny though!
Damn, fair enough.
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### Author:  [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2009, 11:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-workouts-for-your-girlfriends/247758/18 "2009-10-22T11:46:17Z")
> [@Blondes OR Brunettes](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/blondes-or-brunettes/24787/22):
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> I don’t see how this will help you with that problem… Sounds like your better off finding a girl…
Yeah, I suppose that would be the rational thing to do. Although I’m not quite sure I am ready for all the whining and bitching and complaining AND not to mention the drastic drain on my checking account.
Disposable income ftw.
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### Author:  [@kdubs](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kdubs)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2009, 11:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-workouts-for-your-girlfriends/247758/19 "2009-10-22T11:48:41Z")
> [@what would be your one weapon? v.zombies](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-would-be-your-one-weapon-v-zombies/24772/60):
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> Yeah, I suppose that would be the rational thing to do. Although I’m not quite sure I am ready for all the whining and bitching and complaining AND not to mention the drastic drain on my checking account.
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> Disposable income ftw.
so just get a friend with benefits…much cheaper and there are normally a good amount of girls cool with that…
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### Author:  [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2009, 11:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-workouts-for-your-girlfriends/247758/20 "2009-10-22T11:53:27Z")
> [@This is nice](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-nice/24799/3):
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> so just get a friend with benefits…much cheaper and there are normally a good amount of girls cool with that…
Where can I find one of those?
Under 21 = no “bar scene”
School is out of the question unless I talk to some of the chicks, but most I have found to annoy me.
This leaves one option for me, and that’s parties. I really can’t say no to a cute girl looking at me in the eye and asking me to be with her after a night of heavy drinking.
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