# New workouts for your girlfriends.. **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [October 21, 2009, 1:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-workouts-for-your-girlfriends/247758 "2009-10-21T13:26:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![kdubs](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kdubs/32/6562_2.png) [@kdubs](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kdubs)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2009, 12:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-workouts-for-your-girlfriends/247758/21 "2009-10-22T12:19:16Z")
> [@Blondes OR Brunettes](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/blondes-or-brunettes/24787/35): > > Where can I find one of those? > > Under 21 = no “bar scene” > > School is out of the question unless I talk to some of the chicks, but most I have found to annoy me. > > This leaves one option for me, and that’s parties. I really can’t say no to a cute girl looking at me in the eye and asking me to be with her after a night of heavy drinking. well damn then parties it is… you can def find them there… how old are you? ---
**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2009, 12:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-workouts-for-your-girlfriends/247758/22 "2009-10-22T12:25:39Z")
> [@Blondes OR Brunettes](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/blondes-or-brunettes/24787/35): > > Where can I find one of those? > > Under 21 = no “bar scene” > > School is out of the question unless I talk to some of the chicks, but most I have found to annoy me. > > This leaves one option for me, and that’s parties. I really can’t say no to a cute girl looking at me in the eye and asking me to be with her after a night of heavy drinking. You are thinking way too hard. ---
**Author:** ![GermanPSI](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/germanpsi/32/6353_2.png) [@GermanPSI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GermanPSI)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2009, 12:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-workouts-for-your-girlfriends/247758/23 "2009-10-22T12:33:13Z")
> [@what would be your one weapon? v.zombies](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-would-be-your-one-weapon-v-zombies/24772/62): > > You are thinking way too hard. Yeh he is, Go to party late in the night, drop pants and when everyone scatters, hope for one drunk enough willing girl to stay behind ---
**Author:** ![kdubs](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kdubs/32/6562_2.png) [@kdubs](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kdubs)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2009, 12:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-workouts-for-your-girlfriends/247758/24 "2009-10-22T12:34:31Z")
> [@pedialyte...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pedialyte/24757/32): > > Yeh he is, > > Go to party late in the night, drop pants and when everyone scatters, hope for one drunk enough willing girl to stay behind exactly what he said… it doesn’t take much work… there are always girls like this at every party… ---
**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2009, 12:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-workouts-for-your-girlfriends/247758/25 "2009-10-22T12:35:07Z")
> [@pedialyte...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pedialyte/24757/32): > > Yeh he is, > > Go to party late in the night, drop pants and when everyone scatters, hope for one drunk enough willing girl to stay behind :rofl ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2009, 12:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-workouts-for-your-girlfriends/247758/26 "2009-10-22T12:44:46Z")
> [@pedialyte...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pedialyte/24757/32): > > Yeh he is, > > Go to party late in the night, drop pants and when everyone scatters, hope for one drunk enough willing girl to stay behind and your secret has been revealed ---
**Author:** ![GermanPSI](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/germanpsi/32/6353_2.png) [@GermanPSI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GermanPSI)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2009, 12:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-workouts-for-your-girlfriends/247758/27 "2009-10-22T12:46:41Z")
> [@Katana or Sai](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/katana-or-sai/24780/36): > > and your secret has been revealed works 60% of the time, everytime ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2009, 12:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-workouts-for-your-girlfriends/247758/28 "2009-10-22T12:47:06Z")
its made with bits of real panther, so you KNOW its good. ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2009, 12:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-workouts-for-your-girlfriends/247758/29 "2009-10-22T12:47:11Z")
I don’t normally take advantage of drunk girls. The last few girls I slept with were completely sober and not fat. Myself on the other hand :rofl ---
**Author:** ![GermanPSI](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/germanpsi/32/6353_2.png) [@GermanPSI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GermanPSI)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2009, 12:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-workouts-for-your-girlfriends/247758/30 "2009-10-22T12:49:23Z")
> [@If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane or train..](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-are-sitting-next-to-someone-who-irritates-you-on-a-plane-or-train/24749/13): > > and not fat. oh yeh forgot to tell you about the double weight rule Take you body weight. Multiply by 2 If shes over that then just pretend you thought this was the bathroom ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2009, 12:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-workouts-for-your-girlfriends/247758/31 "2009-10-22T12:54:07Z")
I don’t even bother talking to them in the first place. Saves much hassle later on. ---
**Author:** ![kdubs](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kdubs/32/6562_2.png) [@kdubs](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kdubs)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2009, 12:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-workouts-for-your-girlfriends/247758/32 "2009-10-22T12:55:51Z")
> [@bought the HL-S4676S DLP TV... now i need to set it up](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bought-the-hl-s4676s-dlp-tv-now-i-need-to-set-it-up/24710/18): > > oh yeh forgot to tell you about the double weight rule > > Take you body weight. > Multiply by 2 > If shes over that then just pretend you thought this was the bathroom Double your weight is not acceptable… they should be smaller or equal at the most… ---
**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2009, 12:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-workouts-for-your-girlfriends/247758/33 "2009-10-22T12:57:13Z")
> [@If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane or train..](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-are-sitting-next-to-someone-who-irritates-you-on-a-plane-or-train/24749/13): > > I don’t normally take advantage of drunk girls. The last few girls I slept with were completely sober and not fat. > > Myself on the other hand :rofl … Get to the damn GYM and develop some self confidence. It will take you light years with wimmenz. I didn’t say to take advantage of them, I said to kick game and be yourself. In the words of Billy Bob Thorton: “You can help yourself, because yourself sucks”. ---
**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2009, 12:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-workouts-for-your-girlfriends/247758/34 "2009-10-22T12:57:51Z")
> [@OFFICIAL Buffalo Sabres Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-buffalo-sabres-thread/25170/2736): > > Double your weight is not acceptable… they should be smaller or equal at the most… DOUBLE?? W-T-F. Any girl over 135lbs is bad news. (Especially if they are under 5’6). ---
**Author:** ![Auto0utcast1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast1/32/6546_2.png) [@Auto0utcast1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast1)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2009, 1:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-workouts-for-your-girlfriends/247758/35 "2009-10-22T13:00:03Z")
“36-24-36… psh… only if shes 5’3” " ---
**Author:** ![kdubs](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kdubs/32/6562_2.png) [@kdubs](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kdubs)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2009, 1:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-workouts-for-your-girlfriends/247758/36 "2009-10-22T13:00:31Z")
> [@OFFICIAL Buffalo Sabres Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-buffalo-sabres-thread/25170/2737): > > Any girl over 135lbs is bad news. not necessarily… you have to take girls into consideration that have big boobs… their weight will be higher but they wont look it… ---
**Author:** ![GermanPSI](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/germanpsi/32/6353_2.png) [@GermanPSI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GermanPSI)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2009, 1:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-workouts-for-your-girlfriends/247758/37 "2009-10-22T13:01:35Z")
> [@OFFICIAL Buffalo Sabres Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-buffalo-sabres-thread/25170/2736): > > Double your weight is not acceptable… they should be smaller or equal at the most… “From my experiences its the chubby ones that do way more stuff” ---
**Author:** ![kdubs](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kdubs/32/6562_2.png) [@kdubs](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kdubs)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2009, 1:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-workouts-for-your-girlfriends/247758/38 "2009-10-22T13:03:38Z")
> [@Another project....](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-project/24748/50): > > “From my expirences its the chubby ones that do way more stuff” Yea… that is kind of true most of the time… ---
**Author:** ![GermanPSI](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/germanpsi/32/6353_2.png) [@GermanPSI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GermanPSI)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2009, 1:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-workouts-for-your-girlfriends/247758/39 "2009-10-22T13:06:10Z")
> [@Another project....](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-project/24748/51): > > Yea… that is kind of true most of the time… sounds like you have had some experiences yourself… ---
**Author:** ![kdubs](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kdubs/32/6562_2.png) [@kdubs](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kdubs)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2009, 1:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-workouts-for-your-girlfriends/247758/40 "2009-10-22T13:11:27Z")
> [@NBC Heroes](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nbc-heroes/20762/79): > > sounds like you have had some experiences yourself… haha… nope lots of guy and lesbian friends… I hear all the stories… [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-workouts-for-your-girlfriends/247758.md?page=1) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-workouts-for-your-girlfriends/247758.md?page=3)