# New years resolutions.

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-years-resolutions/249469>\
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [December 31, 2009, 2:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-years-resolutions/249469 "2009-12-31T14:57:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 1:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-years-resolutions/249469/41 "2010-01-02T13:35:29Z")

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> [@wtb: 1G AWD DSM 5spd - Galant VR4](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-1g-awd-dsm-5spd-galant-vr4/23359/18):
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> You’ve obviously never hooked up with a black chick… its fun

nope, never and I intend to keep it that way. No Shaniqua for me.

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**Author:** ![GTI\_Starr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gti_starr/32/6475_2.png) [@GTI\_Starr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GTI_Starr)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 1:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-years-resolutions/249469/42 "2010-01-02T13:35:46Z")

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quit smoking.  
lose weight.  
buy house.  
get a better paying job.

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**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 1:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-years-resolutions/249469/43 "2010-01-02T13:37:48Z")

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I’d totally fuck a black chick, provided she isn’t the stereotypical KFC munching/baby shitting machine that we are all accustomed to.

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**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 1:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-years-resolutions/249469/44 "2010-01-02T13:38:40Z")

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Im just not attracted to them. Some PR’s are hot though.

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**Author:** ![6SPD\_S4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/6spd_s4/32/6326_2.png) [@6SPD\_S4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/6SPD_S4)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 2:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-years-resolutions/249469/45 "2010-01-02T14:11:44Z")

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> [@WTB: Verizon Phone](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-verizon-phone/27938/3):
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> I’d totally fuck a black chick, provided she isn’t the stereotypical KFC munching/baby shitting machine that we are all accustomed to.

:rofl

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**Author:** ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 2:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-years-resolutions/249469/46 "2010-01-02T14:20:09Z")

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> [@\*\*\*\*\*Official: Mighty Meet Thread\*\*\*\*\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-mighty-meet-thread/10918/1529):
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> Make more money then I did in 2009  
> Purchase another house  
> Do well in my upcoming BJJ tournaments and MMA fight

You know Mike Laduke? (NOT related to bobby on here…)

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**Author:** ![JRubino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jrubino/32/6285_2.png) [@JRubino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JRubino)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2010, 8:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-years-resolutions/249469/47 "2010-01-03T08:14:38Z")

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> [@the landlord w/ will ferrell](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-landlord-w-will-ferrell/27939/3):
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> You know Mike Laduke? (NOT related to bobby on here…)

no.

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**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2010, 5:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-years-resolutions/249469/48 "2010-01-03T17:31:28Z")

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> [@Counter-Strike any one?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/counter-strike-any-one/27905/35):
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> nope, never and I intend to keep it that way. No Shaniqua for me.

You can’t honestly tell me that you find 100% of black chicks unattractive.

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**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2010, 5:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-years-resolutions/249469/49 "2010-01-03T17:32:03Z")

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Really Im not into them. Im not into Asians either.

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**Author:** ![big\_red](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/big_red/32/6328_2.png) [@big\_red](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/big_red)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2010, 5:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-years-resolutions/249469/50 "2010-01-03T17:54:07Z")

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> [@PJB"](#):
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> Im just not attracted to them. Some PR’s are hot though.

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**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2010, 6:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-years-resolutions/249469/51 "2010-01-03T18:19:38Z")

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> [@Woohoo!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/woohoo/27963/11):
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> Really Im not into them. Im not into Asians either.

Speaking of girls for you… Joey and I know of the perffffffect girl for you, she works at the subway in menands. You would lovve her.

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**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2010, 7:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-years-resolutions/249469/52 "2010-01-03T19:04:50Z")

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something scares me about that

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**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2010, 7:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-years-resolutions/249469/53 "2010-01-03T19:17:07Z")

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> [@NYspeed scavenger hunt](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-scavenger-hunt/27900/106):
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> something scares me about that

nahhh you guys would instantly fall in love

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**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2010, 7:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-years-resolutions/249469/54 "2010-01-03T19:19:18Z")

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I somehow get the idea that she’s some kind of wildebeast and its a trick

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**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2010, 7:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-years-resolutions/249469/55 "2010-01-03T19:22:09Z")

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> [@FS: 93' 240SX S13 SR20 Redtop...SOLD](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-93-240sx-s13-sr20-redtop-sold/27978/10):
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> I somehow get the idea that she’s some kind of wildebeast and its a trick

Nahhh… shes not

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**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2010, 7:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-years-resolutions/249469/56 "2010-01-03T19:23:24Z")

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probably some kind of head case or something like that then. You guys would trick me like that.

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**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2010, 7:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-years-resolutions/249469/57 "2010-01-03T19:27:43Z")

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> [@i feel terrible for posting this](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-feel-terrible-for-posting-this/27965/21):
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> probably some kind of head case or something like that then. You guys would trick me like that.

nope we wouldnt

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**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2010, 7:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-years-resolutions/249469/58 "2010-01-03T19:30:02Z")

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yeah, you would and Joey definately would.

Anyway at my age theyre all either fucked in the head, ugly, fat, have kids or any combination of those. All the normal ones have been taken and all thats left are the left overs.

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**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2010, 11:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-years-resolutions/249469/59 "2010-01-03T23:00:33Z")

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To perform a sexual act with more than one girl at the same time.

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**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2010, 5:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-years-resolutions/249469/60 "2010-01-04T05:18:40Z")

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-to hit a solid 240lbs  
-to go camping and catch a fish  
-to chop down a dead tree with my bare hands  
-to travel and go places i have never been  
-to eat more ass (sexys womens ass of coarse)  
-to spend more money on useless shit i dont need  
-to stop getting involved with crazy bitches  
-to be happy and healthy

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