# Newman, miss the taste of bacon?

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**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [July 24, 2007, 6:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/newman-miss-the-taste-of-bacon/32865 "2007-07-24T06:20:07Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2007, 11:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/newman-miss-the-taste-of-bacon/32865/41 "2007-07-24T11:39:55Z")

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:ohyeah:

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**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2007, 11:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/newman-miss-the-taste-of-bacon/32865/42 "2007-07-24T11:40:09Z")

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[quote=“L8APEX1,post:32,topic:32865"”]

that is the best website evar!!!1

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I love that site.

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**Author:** ![9c1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9c1/32/7392_2.png) [@9c1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9c1)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2007, 11:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/newman-miss-the-taste-of-bacon/32865/43 "2007-07-24T11:51:34Z")

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Mmmmm…bacon.

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**Author:** ![BrockwayMT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/brockwaymt/32/5060_2.png) [@BrockwayMT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BrockwayMT)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2007, 7:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/newman-miss-the-taste-of-bacon/32865/44 "2007-07-24T19:59:05Z")

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Grandpa: What the… what the hell is this?  
John: That’s lite beer.  
Grandpa: Gee, I weigh ninety goddamn pounds, and you bring me this sloppin’ foam?  
John: Ariel’s got me on a diet because the doc said my cholestorol’s a little too high.  
Grandpa: Well let me tell you something now, Johnny. Last Thursday, I turned 95 years old. And I never exercised a day in my life. Every morning, I wake up, and I smoke a cigarette. And then I eat five strips of bacon. And for lunch, I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack?  
John: Bacon.  
Grandpa: Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. Now according to all of them flat-belly experts, I should’ve took a dirt nap like thirty years ago. But each year comes and goes, and I’m still here. Ha! And they keep dyin’. You know? Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me. Just goes to show you, huh?  
John: What?  
Grandpa: Huh?  
John: Goes to show you what?  
Grandpa: Well it just goes… what the hell are you talkin’ about?  
John: Well you said you drink beer, you eat bacon and you smoke cigarettes, and you outlive most of the experts.  
Grandpa: Yeah?  
John: I thought maybe there was a moral.  
Grandpa: No, there ain’t no moral. I just like that story. That’s all. Like that story.

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