# newnewman2002 = Newman? **URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/newnewman2002-newman/77524 **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic **Created:** [December 23, 2009, 9:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/newnewman2002-newman/77524 "2009-12-23T09:26:51Z") **Posts on this page:** 20 **Page:** 1
### Author: ![73ghia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/7/8baadc/32.png) [@73ghia](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/73ghia) #### Post date: [December 23, 2009, 9:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/newnewman2002-newman/77524/1 "2009-12-23T09:26:51Z")
Newman, is this you? Trying to troll the intarwebs with your vast awesomeness? [http://jalopnik.com/people/newnewman2002/](http://jalopnik.com/people/newnewman2002/) If not … everyone should check out the vid… > **[Man Attempts Corvette Z06 Burnout, Roasts Clutch Instead](https://jalopnik.com/5432181/man-attempts-corvette-z06-burnout-roasts-clutch-instead)** > > There are after-the-fact clues this Corvette Z06's clutch is doomed: the driver doesn't notice the odor of frying clutch when burning rubber should be there, then pops the trunk to look under the hood. There's much pain in the video. Made me cry a little on the inside ---
### Author: ![psphinx81](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9a140/32.png) [@psphinx81](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psphinx81) #### Post date: [December 23, 2009, 9:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/newnewman2002-newman/77524/2 "2009-12-23T09:28:29Z")
wat? ---
### Author: ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman) #### Post date: [December 23, 2009, 9:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/newnewman2002-newman/77524/3 "2009-12-23T09:31:31Z")
eh? ---
### Author: ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe) #### Post date: [December 23, 2009, 9:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/newnewman2002-newman/77524/4 "2009-12-23T09:33:00Z")
que? ---
### Author: ![Geoff](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geoff/32/6104_2.png) [@Geoff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geoff) #### Post date: [December 23, 2009, 9:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/newnewman2002-newman/77524/5 "2009-12-23T09:33:02Z")
:run: ---
### Author: ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23) #### Post date: [December 23, 2009, 9:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/newnewman2002-newman/77524/6 "2009-12-23T09:35:00Z")
Photosynthesis? ---
### Author: ![Haenszel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e68b1a/32.png) [@Haenszel](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Haenszel) #### Post date: [December 23, 2009, 9:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/newnewman2002-newman/77524/7 "2009-12-23T09:42:45Z")
More like Bore-ophyll. ---
### Author: ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23) #### Post date: [December 23, 2009, 9:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/newnewman2002-newman/77524/8 "2009-12-23T09:47:22Z")
Haha…I get it 😉 ---
### Author: ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa) #### Post date: [December 23, 2009, 9:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/newnewman2002-newman/77524/9 "2009-12-23T09:51:53Z")
> [@Motocrossx23](#): > > Haha…I get it 😉 ![http://pixiestixkidspix.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/cookie-bite-web.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/3/a/3ab29897002f9ec822725542ef4cc717fd5673a7.jpeg) ---
### Author: ![wnyryder\_05](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wnyryder_05/32/5134_2.png) [@wnyryder\_05](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/wnyryder_05) #### Post date: [December 23, 2009, 9:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/newnewman2002-newman/77524/10 "2009-12-23T09:53:25Z")
you guys treat newman like a celebrity around here. pathetic ---
### Author: ![OfficerK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4da419/32.png) [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK) #### Post date: [December 23, 2009, 10:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/newnewman2002-newman/77524/11 "2009-12-23T10:15:38Z")
le sigh ---
### Author: ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam) #### Post date: [December 23, 2009, 10:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/newnewman2002-newman/77524/12 "2009-12-23T10:19:50Z")
how do you not know how to do a burnout? wtf. plus yellow cars are fugly ---
### Author: ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23) #### Post date: [December 23, 2009, 10:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/newnewman2002-newman/77524/13 "2009-12-23T10:23:34Z")
Nom nom nom cookies! ---
### Author: ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor) #### Post date: [December 23, 2009, 11:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/newnewman2002-newman/77524/14 "2009-12-23T11:12:23Z")
> [@wnyryder\_05](#): > > you guys treat newman like a celebrity around here. pathetic But…I hear he has a lotus ELISE. fggt. ---
### Author: ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1) #### Post date: [December 23, 2009, 11:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/newnewman2002-newman/77524/15 "2009-12-23T11:15:15Z")
:lol: does anyone still on here still know who the original poster is ---
### Author: ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee) #### Post date: [December 23, 2009, 11:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/newnewman2002-newman/77524/16 "2009-12-23T11:18:01Z")
> [@LZ](#): > > :lol: > > does anyone still on here still know who the original poster is slowcarfastdriver ---
### Author: ![glitch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/0ea827/32.png) [@glitch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/glitch) #### Post date: [December 23, 2009, 11:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/newnewman2002-newman/77524/17 "2009-12-23T11:24:19Z")
Here’s an SRT4 doing the same thing, except at the strip and way more embarrassing. ---
### Author: ![73ghia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/7/8baadc/32.png) [@73ghia](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/73ghia) #### Post date: [December 23, 2009, 11:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/newnewman2002-newman/77524/18 "2009-12-23T11:52:39Z")
> [@wnyryder\_05](#): > > you guys treat newman like a celebrity around here. pathetic Newman’s #1 in my book: My book is titled Tools > [@Glitch](#): > > SRT4 Video That video almost had me crying for that poor clutch… Even if you are a complete moron it shouldn’t be that hard. The car is FWD for god sakes, there’s an easy way to burnout even if you aren’t cool enough to do it without the assistance of brakes. Step 1: Drive car to water box, Step 2: Engage E-Brake, Step 3: Enjoy smokey show > [@lz](#): > > Who are you? A troll, I read here, but dont’ very often post… not enought time in the day… but I saw the name newman and though that the tooly know it all answer was just about right on the money for neman… I mean he’s got a LOTUS so he must be the most awesome person in the world!!!11! ---
### Author: ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman) #### Post date: [December 23, 2009, 12:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/newnewman2002-newman/77524/19 "2009-12-23T12:03:31Z")
I’d be awesome even if i had a gay modded FWD car. ---
### Author: ![ubengineering](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ubengineering/32/5171_2.png) [@ubengineering](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ubengineering) #### Post date: [December 23, 2009, 12:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/newnewman2002-newman/77524/20 "2009-12-23T12:36:38Z")
> [@newman](#): > > I’d be awesome even if i had a gay modded FWD car. you wouldnt shut up about how nice becks srt4 was when he was selling it =p i thought it was also a nice car [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/newnewman2002-newman/77524.md?page=2)