# NEWS FLASH: Russians attacked by Penises **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [May 19, 2008, 7:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/news-flash-russians-attacked-by-penises/48729 "2008-05-19T19:32:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Violator](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/violator/32/7278_2.png) [@Violator](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Violator)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 7:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/news-flash-russians-attacked-by-penises/48729/1 "2008-05-19T19:32:36Z")
[http://www.yayhooray.com/thread/148155/Russian-press-conference-invaded-by-flying-dongs](http://www.yayhooray.com/thread/148155/Russian-press-conference-invaded-by-flying-dongs) ---
**Author:** ![AFhockey31](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/afhockey31/32/5086_2.png) [@AFhockey31](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AFhockey31)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 7:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/news-flash-russians-attacked-by-penises/48729/2 "2008-05-19T19:34:04Z")
um wow… ---
**Author:** ![Violator](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/violator/32/7278_2.png) [@Violator](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Violator)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 7:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/news-flash-russians-attacked-by-penises/48729/3 "2008-05-19T19:35:59Z")
New Russian aircraft ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 7:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/news-flash-russians-attacked-by-penises/48729/4 "2008-05-19T19:37:12Z")
It has some great balance! ---
**Author:** ![AFhockey31](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/afhockey31/32/5086_2.png) [@AFhockey31](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AFhockey31)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 7:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/news-flash-russians-attacked-by-penises/48729/5 "2008-05-19T19:38:52Z")
> [@Violator](#): > > New Russian aircraft looke like the new russian flying tank is fully operational ---
**Author:** ![BOBBYGRV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BOBBYGRV](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BOBBYGRV)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 7:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/news-flash-russians-attacked-by-penises/48729/6 "2008-05-19T19:43:02Z")
lol @ ROFLCOPTOR!! ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 7:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/news-flash-russians-attacked-by-penises/48729/7 "2008-05-19T19:47:16Z")
ahahahaahahahhah ---
**Author:** ![burnt\_toast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/burnt_toast/32/7518_2.png) [@burnt\_toast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/burnt_toast)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 7:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/news-flash-russians-attacked-by-penises/48729/8 "2008-05-19T19:55:25Z")
lol @ the leaping overhand girly slap to knock the cock down! …he loved it. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Russian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the_russian/32/7414_2.png) [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 8:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/news-flash-russians-attacked-by-penises/48729/9 "2008-05-19T20:16:24Z")
that is awesome ---
**Author:** ![Tunerfreak](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tunerfreak/32/7427_2.png) [@Tunerfreak](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tunerfreak)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 8:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/news-flash-russians-attacked-by-penises/48729/10 "2008-05-19T20:18:01Z")
i love how all the guards jump up like its a bomb or something ---
**Author:** ![AFhockey31](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/afhockey31/32/5086_2.png) [@AFhockey31](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AFhockey31)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 8:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/news-flash-russians-attacked-by-penises/48729/11 "2008-05-19T20:21:23Z")
my main question is… how did you find this ---
**Author:** ![Cavi\_Mike](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cavi_mike/32/5217_2.png) [@Cavi\_Mike](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cavi_Mike)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 8:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/news-flash-russians-attacked-by-penises/48729/12 "2008-05-19T20:28:46Z")
> [@AFhockey31](#): > > my main question is… how did you find this I was laughing until I read this. Now it makes me wonder if he was searching for ‘russian dong’ ---
**Author:** ![AfXtc777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@AfXtc777](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AfXtc777)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 8:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/news-flash-russians-attacked-by-penises/48729/13 "2008-05-19T20:40:04Z")
talk about a cockslap ---
**Author:** ![Nivek](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nivek/32/5185_2.png) [@Nivek](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nivek)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 8:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/news-flash-russians-attacked-by-penises/48729/14 "2008-05-19T20:41:34Z")
some one dick punch it out of the air! ---
**Author:** ![Violator](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/violator/32/7278_2.png) [@Violator](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Violator)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 8:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/news-flash-russians-attacked-by-penises/48729/15 "2008-05-19T20:50:52Z")
> [@AFhockey31](#): > > my main question is… how did you find this Another car forum. We should send one of these up during court in Amherst “All rise. The honorable Judge Gruber presiding… wha Its a bird. Its a PLANE! WTF!!!” ---
**Author:** ![cky89](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cky89/32/4945_2.png) [@cky89](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cky89)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 10:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/news-flash-russians-attacked-by-penises/48729/16 "2008-05-19T22:37:11Z")
I think I almost pissed my pants when he bitch slapped it out of the air. ---
**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 10:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/news-flash-russians-attacked-by-penises/48729/17 "2008-05-19T22:38:44Z")
STFU. LOL! ---
**Author:** ![87FOXGT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/8/ecd19e/32.png) [@87FOXGT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/87FOXGT)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2008, 12:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/news-flash-russians-attacked-by-penises/48729/18 "2008-05-20T00:51:43Z")
L O L the dude literally had to do this to get it out of the air :cocktease: HAHAHA ---
**Author:** ![Jim1234664](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jim1234664/32/7438_2.png) [@Jim1234664](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jim1234664)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2008, 2:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/news-flash-russians-attacked-by-penises/48729/19 "2008-05-20T02:21:10Z")
amherst court would be nice, high ceilings ---
**Author:** ![97\_B18b1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/cdc98d/32.png) [@97\_B18b1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97_B18b1)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2008, 2:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/news-flash-russians-attacked-by-penises/48729/20 "2008-05-20T02:28:48Z")
> [@burnt\_toast](#): > > lol @ the leaping overhand girly slap to knock the cock down! …he loved it. he was determined to not let a second meeting be disrupted by flying penises [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/news-flash-russians-attacked-by-penises/48729.md?page=2)