# News so odd you just can't make it up **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [February 17, 2009, 7:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/news-so-odd-you-just-cant-make-it-up/63158 "2009-02-17T07:19:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 7:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/news-so-odd-you-just-cant-make-it-up/63158/1 "2009-02-17T07:19:27Z")
> **[Chinese mistress contest takes tragic turn - CNN.com](https://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/asiapcf/02/17/china.mistress.contest/index.html)** > > A married Chinese businessman who could no longer afford five mistresses held a competition to decide which one to keep. > He staged a private talent show in May, without telling the women his intentions. An instructor from a local modeling agency judged the women on the way they looked, how they sang and how much alcohol they could hold, the Shanghai Daily said. In other news, ABC is in talks with Fan about a reality show… ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 7:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/news-so-odd-you-just-cant-make-it-up/63158/2 "2009-02-17T07:20:24Z")
lol but did he smash?? ---
**Author:** ![BillysRevenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@BillysRevenge](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BillysRevenge)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 7:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/news-so-odd-you-just-cant-make-it-up/63158/3 "2009-02-17T07:53:30Z")
reminds me of the Takashi Miike movie Audition ![http://www.freewebs.com/kickasshorrorreviews/audition-movie-poster.jpg](http://www.freewebs.com/kickasshorrorreviews/audition-movie-poster.jpg) hopefully it didn’t end the same way for the dude. ---
**Author:** ![66impalass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/66impalass/32/7429_2.png) [@66impalass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/66impalass)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 10:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/news-so-odd-you-just-cant-make-it-up/63158/4 "2009-02-17T10:51:04Z")
I am sorry, but that is just genius… well till he got driven off a cliff, and in the end that just reminds you to never let women drive… ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 11:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/news-so-odd-you-just-cant-make-it-up/63158/5 "2009-02-17T11:12:01Z")
> [@66impalass](#): > > I am sorry, but that is just genius… well till he got driven off a cliff, and in the end that just reminds you to never let women drive… rofl :word: there should be a law… ---
**Author:** ![Coldaccord](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/coldaccord/32/7272_2.png) [@Coldaccord](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Coldaccord)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 3:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/news-so-odd-you-just-cant-make-it-up/63158/6 "2009-02-17T15:26:35Z")
haha the bitch he dumped was the only one who died in the crash