# Next Level Package Thief Trolling **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 18, 2018, 2:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/next-level-package-thief-trolling/1413763 "2018-12-18T14:32:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2018, 2:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/next-level-package-thief-trolling/1413763/1 "2018-12-18T14:32:38Z")
And he gets more than one use out of it, lol. ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2018, 2:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/next-level-package-thief-trolling/1413763/2 "2018-12-18T14:46:50Z")
Been a subscriber to his channel forever. ---
**Author:** ![Jeller](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/bc8723/32.png) [@Jeller](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jeller)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2018, 6:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/next-level-package-thief-trolling/1413763/3 "2018-12-19T18:52:27Z")
That was awesome. ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2018, 7:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/next-level-package-thief-trolling/1413763/4 "2018-12-19T19:09:52Z")
Over 28 million views in a day. That package design wasn’t cheap but it has more than paid for itself now. I do wish he would have included some 3m spray adhesive to fire after the glitter bomb went off though. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2018, 7:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/next-level-package-thief-trolling/1413763/5 "2018-12-19T19:13:45Z")
> [@JayS](#): > > I do wish he would have included some 3m spray adhesive to fire after the glitter bomb went off though. I was saying today it should have been something like roofing tar. ---
**Author:** ![ubengineering](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ubengineering/32/5171_2.png) [@ubengineering](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ubengineering)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2018, 11:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/next-level-package-thief-trolling/1413763/6 "2018-12-20T11:32:22Z")
He should make a “feces flinger” next. Then after that a “vomit launcher”. I want package thieves to be psychologically scarred, like maybe end up eating some shit or someone else’s puke. ---
**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2018, 1:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/next-level-package-thief-trolling/1413763/7 "2018-12-20T13:58:08Z")
That might be considered assult, lol. Maybe he should fling ants? ---
**Author:** ![ubengineering](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ubengineering/32/5171_2.png) [@ubengineering](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ubengineering)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2018, 8:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/next-level-package-thief-trolling/1413763/8 "2018-12-20T20:26:25Z")
Only if they’re cannibal ants. They eat the person then eat themselves so there’s no cleanup or evidence. ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2018, 8:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/next-level-package-thief-trolling/1413763/9 "2018-12-20T20:32:38Z")
Still waiting for Texas to pass a castle doctrine type law aimed at porch pirates that makes it legal to use explosives. 😄 ---
**Author:** ![joelster](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joelster/32/7258_2.png) [@joelster](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/joelster)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2018, 12:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/next-level-package-thief-trolling/1413763/10 "2018-12-22T00:13:35Z")
IMO, it didn’t use the fart spray long enough. Should have just unloaded the entire container as soon as it was opened. ---
**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2019, 5:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/next-level-package-thief-trolling/1413763/11 "2019-12-17T17:21:41Z")
BUMP! Now with the help of Macaulay Culkin: ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2019, 6:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/next-level-package-thief-trolling/1413763/12 "2019-12-17T18:10:50Z")
Still waiting on Texas to allow capital punishment for porch pirates. Then I’ll go down there, setup my own bait packages with some tannerite and get all the youtube monies. ---
**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2019, 6:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/next-level-package-thief-trolling/1413763/13 "2019-12-17T18:40:00Z")
> [@JayS](#): > > setup my own bait packages with some tannerite and get all the youtube monies. _This video sponsored by Acme Life Insurance Company_ ---
**Author:** ![HouseS2K](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/houses2k/32/100273_2.png) [@HouseS2K](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HouseS2K)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2019, 4:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/next-level-package-thief-trolling/1413763/14 "2019-12-18T16:48:11Z")
I like the idea of a claymore behind the package… ---
**Author:** ![ubengineering](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ubengineering/32/5171_2.png) [@ubengineering](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ubengineering)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2019, 5:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/next-level-package-thief-trolling/1413763/15 "2019-12-18T17:13:02Z")
Maybe they could put the thief’s children’s fingers in the boxes. Really fuck with their head. ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2019, 5:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/next-level-package-thief-trolling/1413763/16 "2019-12-18T17:41:42Z")
![image](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/a/8/a89ad53c8d5ec1c05a7d2955a3fa66c283c2233f.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2019, 7:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/next-level-package-thief-trolling/1413763/17 "2019-12-18T19:26:26Z")
I’d want that robot voice to say something like _“Your address is XXX and is being transmitted to the police”_ ---
**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2020, 9:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/next-level-package-thief-trolling/1413763/18 "2020-12-16T21:48:29Z")
Version 3.0 let’s gooooooo [![](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/4/c/4c91ea2d1898e023c2d65335e42e28722710c1af.jpeg "Glitterbomb 3.0 vs. Porch Pirates") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4T_LlK1VE4)