# Nicole's in the kitchen... **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [September 16, 2009, 8:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nicoles-in-the-kitchen/246847 "2009-09-16T08:29:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2009, 8:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nicoles-in-the-kitchen/246847/1 "2009-09-16T08:29:58Z")
…and is taking orders: I’ll have a marinated pork tenderloin cooked over a bed of charcoal cooked to exactly 160F, no more, no less. For a starch I would like twice baked potatoes, don’t forget the chives. For a vegetable I will take asparagus, steamed, not boiled. For additional sides and condiments I would like a large pot of pork gravy, dinner rolls, cole slaw and a Caesar salad. To drink I will have a glass of water and a bottle of Chianti with just ONE glass. For desert I would like you to make homemade, from scratch choc/macadamia chip cookies, leave the middle gooey. Any questions? If not, get started. ---
**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2009, 8:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nicoles-in-the-kitchen/246847/2 "2009-09-16T08:31:28Z")
i’m in for one of the above as well. You need to get this shit done pronto, lunch time is approaching and you still have to allow for time to deliver. ---
**Author:** ![Anthony](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anthony/32/6541_2.png) [@Anthony](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anthony)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2009, 8:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nicoles-in-the-kitchen/246847/3 "2009-09-16T08:32:02Z")
Hey just surprise me nicole I am simple like that ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2009, 8:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nicoles-in-the-kitchen/246847/4 "2009-09-16T08:36:41Z")
holy fuck! took her long enough I’d love to partake in a Thanksgiving dinner for lunch today, approx 4.5lbs or turkey should suffice, served with homemade stuffing, 4-5 potatoes mashed with a pinch or garlic, salt and pepper. Then I’d love some asparagus, sautéed mushrooms, a large glass of milk, and some of the gravy that you used for the meatloaf last night. There will also be some requests that I’ll have once you get over here, I’m still deciding what I’d like on the turkey. Hurry up and finish Wayne’s meal, I’m expecting you here by 12:10. I have a 12:30 class so get your cookin’ shoes on and hurry up. ---
**Author:** ![mcflurry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mcflurry/32/6468_2.png) [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2009, 8:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nicoles-in-the-kitchen/246847/5 "2009-09-16T08:39:32Z")
im gonna be a little diff day for luch… id like 4 chocolate chip pancakes 2 eggs over easy 6 pieces of canadian bacon, not burnt but very cripsy and i want it all in the shape of a smiliey face ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2009, 8:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nicoles-in-the-kitchen/246847/6 "2009-09-16T08:42:23Z")
Beef Wellington, served with mashed potatoes seasoned with truffles, asparagus with hollandaise, and some Texas Toast. Grape Kool-Aid to drink. ---
**Author:** ![FTWmotherfucker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e99b99/32.png) [@FTWmotherfucker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FTWmotherfucker)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2009, 8:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nicoles-in-the-kitchen/246847/7 "2009-09-16T08:44:09Z")
Prime Rib, Lobsters, and King crab legs. Jumbo shrimp cocktail for an appetizer. K,thnx. ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2009, 8:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nicoles-in-the-kitchen/246847/8 "2009-09-16T08:47:19Z")
i hope she’s not posting because she’s making all of these… ---
**Author:** ![SlackJ94](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slackj94/32/6325_2.png) [@SlackJ94](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SlackJ94)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2009, 8:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nicoles-in-the-kitchen/246847/9 "2009-09-16T08:49:48Z")
I’d like a 1/3lb burger, medium rare, on a lightly toasted bun. On said burger I would like melted Swiss cheese, sauteed mushrooms, and a little bit of bbq sauce. Make sure the mushrooms are under the melted cheese, so they don’t fall out. I also would like some homemade french fries with a little bit of salt and drenched in vinegar. Exactly one fried pickle should also be on the side. Bring a bottle of dark beer, your choice; I trust your beer picking abilities. ---
**Author:** ![SlackJ94](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slackj94/32/6325_2.png) [@SlackJ94](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SlackJ94)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2009, 8:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nicoles-in-the-kitchen/246847/10 "2009-09-16T08:50:27Z")
> [@My daughter.....](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-daughter/22980/45): > > i hope she’s not posting because she’s making all of these… +1 ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2009, 8:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nicoles-in-the-kitchen/246847/11 "2009-09-16T08:54:31Z")
> [@My daughter.....](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-daughter/22980/45): > > i hope she’s not posting because she’s making all of these… aaaaahahaah lolerbation, i am doing it. me too. ---
**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2009, 10:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nicoles-in-the-kitchen/246847/12 "2009-09-16T10:43:49Z")
I would like a buffet style dinner of all of the above. Also I expect you to be cooking with just an apron on. Kthxbye ---
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2009, 5:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nicoles-in-the-kitchen/246847/13 "2009-09-16T17:55:10Z")
I’m easy- 3 eggs scrambled, wheat toast w/butter, 8oz 1 percent milk. okthxbyeget2work ---
**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 6:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nicoles-in-the-kitchen/246847/14 "2009-09-17T06:35:52Z")
Dinner, was delicious last night Nicole. I especially appreciate the happy ending. For today’s breakfast, I will have a stack of homemade pancakes with real maple syrup. Venison breakfast sausage and a grapefruit. To drink I will have a cup of freshly ground coffee with french vanilla, L&S please. Also, a glass of Tropicana OJ. ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 6:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nicoles-in-the-kitchen/246847/15 "2009-09-17T06:38:58Z")
:rofl Totally missed this thread, I went home sick yesterday. That breakfast sounds pretty tasty though, I think we can make that happen. ---
**Author:** ![Celtic1982citleC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/celtic1982citlec/32/6323_2.png) [@Celtic1982citleC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Celtic1982citleC)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 6:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nicoles-in-the-kitchen/246847/16 "2009-09-17T06:40:15Z")
n!cole = good for baking n!cole = bad for cooking I’ve eaten both, I would know. (Awaits jokes) ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 6:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nicoles-in-the-kitchen/246847/17 "2009-09-17T06:41:13Z")
Breakfast food I’m good at, dinner stuff I’m way too lazy for all the steps involved and do not care to practice. :lol ---
**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 6:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nicoles-in-the-kitchen/246847/18 "2009-09-17T06:41:45Z")
> [@Latest myspace profile](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/latest-myspace-profile/23066/41): > > Dinner, was delicious last night Nicole. I especially appreciate the happy ending. Ah dammit, I knew I would get sloppy seconds ☹ ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 6:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nicoles-in-the-kitchen/246847/19 "2009-09-17T06:43:38Z")
Psst, Steve - I don’t even know that guy. ---
**Author:** ![Celtic1982citleC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/celtic1982citlec/32/6323_2.png) [@Celtic1982citleC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Celtic1982citleC)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 6:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nicoles-in-the-kitchen/246847/20 "2009-09-17T06:44:58Z")
my n!kk!=h00k0r? [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nicoles-in-the-kitchen/246847.md?page=2)