# Night crew what? - Insomniac roll call! **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [July 23, 2008, 9:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/night-crew-what-insomniac-roll-call/52065 "2008-07-23T21:52:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![cky89](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cky89/32/4945_2.png) [@cky89](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cky89)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 9:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/night-crew-what-insomniac-roll-call/52065/261 "2008-08-07T21:57:03Z")
hjmkhjnhbcv :(☹ ---
**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 10:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/night-crew-what-insomniac-roll-call/52065/262 "2008-08-07T22:03:11Z")
The first time my mother walked in on me jerking off, she didn’t freak out or anything like that. What she did do was insist that for her peace of mind, that she demonstrate how to place a condom on properly. So she went to her room and returned with one, sat down beside me on my bed, and kind of pressed on my tummy motioning me to lean back some. I did as she asked as she proceeded to open the condom. I figured this is weird but I’ll just put it on fast and get it over with. Well, I was wrong, it became apparent that she had every intention of putting it on me herself. I just watched as she rolled my foreskin back, and telling me that this was proper because otherwise the condom could slip off. Then she started to slip it on. She had to flip it over because she had it the wrong way, but she very easily had it run down my cock and to the base. Well, that was all it took, that one downward motion. I was cumming in the condom as I was apologizing profusely, implying that it was part her fault because she came in at a bad time. She just smiled and patted my tummy, and said something like “well, at least you didn’t make a mess.” She got up and left at this point, leaving me to wonder wtf just happened. ---
**Author:** ![Matt\_Danger](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/matt_danger/32/4981_2.png) [@Matt\_Danger](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Matt_Danger)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 10:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/night-crew-what-insomniac-roll-call/52065/263 "2008-08-07T22:06:31Z")
[http://forums.audiworld.com/s4/msgs/810724.phtml](http://forums.audiworld.com/s4/msgs/810724.phtml) ---
**Author:** ![cky89](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cky89/32/4945_2.png) [@cky89](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cky89)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 10:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/night-crew-what-insomniac-roll-call/52065/264 "2008-08-07T22:06:42Z")
that totally made my night ---
**Author:** ![Tevenor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8baadc/32.png) [@Tevenor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tevenor)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 10:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/night-crew-what-insomniac-roll-call/52065/265 "2008-08-07T22:07:12Z")
Lol. Ok then. ---
**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 10:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/night-crew-what-insomniac-roll-call/52065/266 "2008-08-07T22:07:30Z")
> [@Matt Danger](#): > > [repost of the funniest story ever - AudiWorld Forums](http://forums.audiworld.com/s4/msgs/810724.phtml) i love that one +karma ---
**Author:** ![snowracer101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@snowracer101](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowracer101)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 10:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/night-crew-what-insomniac-roll-call/52065/267 "2008-08-07T22:47:09Z")
> [@fbrendan](#): > > The first time my mother walked in on me jerking off, she didn’t freak out or anything like that. What she did do was insist that for her peace of mind, that she demonstrate how to place a condom on properly. > > So she went to her room and returned with one, sat down beside me on my bed, and kind of pressed on my tummy motioning me to lean back some. I did as she asked as she proceeded to open the condom. I figured this is weird but I’ll just put it on fast and get it over with. > > Well, I was wrong, it became apparent that she had every intention of putting it on me herself. I just watched as she rolled my foreskin back, and telling me that this was proper because otherwise the condom could slip off. Then she started to slip it on. She had to flip it over because she had it the wrong way, but she very easily had it run down my cock and to the base. > > Well, that was all it took, that one downward motion. I was cumming in the condom as I was apologizing profusely, implying that it was part her fault because she came in at a bad time. > > She just smiled and patted my tummy, and said something like “well, at least you didn’t make a mess.” She got up and left at this point, leaving me to wonder wtf just happened. wat ---
**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 10:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/night-crew-what-insomniac-roll-call/52065/268 "2008-08-07T22:59:25Z")
ughhh there needs to be more 24 hr food mcdonalds or nasty ass denys isnt gonna cut it right now. Someone hurry up in the next minute n post some 24 hr places that are in the niagara falls lewiston amherst area. ---
**Author:** ![cky89](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cky89/32/4945_2.png) [@cky89](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cky89)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 11:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/night-crew-what-insomniac-roll-call/52065/269 "2008-08-07T23:02:12Z")
good luck. ---
**Author:** ![deebo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deebo/32/5218_2.png) [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 11:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/night-crew-what-insomniac-roll-call/52065/270 "2008-08-07T23:05:30Z")
> [@sedlmeier101](#): > > wat well i hope that didnt really happen :lol: ---
**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 11:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/night-crew-what-insomniac-roll-call/52065/271 "2008-08-07T23:05:42Z")
i guess tim hortons it is ☹ ftl ---
**Author:** ![deebo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deebo/32/5218_2.png) [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 11:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/night-crew-what-insomniac-roll-call/52065/272 "2008-08-07T23:10:44Z")
i wish i could put a :snky: :snky: on my myspace ---
**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 11:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/night-crew-what-insomniac-roll-call/52065/273 "2008-08-07T23:11:28Z")
ive changed my mind, im going to white castle. road trip! ---
**Author:** ![cky89](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cky89/32/4945_2.png) [@cky89](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cky89)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 11:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/night-crew-what-insomniac-roll-call/52065/274 "2008-08-07T23:16:01Z")
fuck. im planning a white castle trip this month as well. i should try to get a sg cruise to white castle going lol ---
**Author:** ![deebo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deebo/32/5218_2.png) [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 11:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/night-crew-what-insomniac-roll-call/52065/275 "2008-08-07T23:16:42Z")
my car would prob break down on the way there i would need a ride ---
**Author:** ![cky89](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cky89/32/4945_2.png) [@cky89](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cky89)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 11:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/night-crew-what-insomniac-roll-call/52065/276 "2008-08-07T23:18:45Z")
lol. i’m sure that wouldn’t be an issue. ---
**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 11:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/night-crew-what-insomniac-roll-call/52065/277 "2008-08-07T23:22:10Z")
i ‘heard’ there is one in (or near) the ROC now. confirmation? ---
**Author:** ![cky89](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cky89/32/4945_2.png) [@cky89](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cky89)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 11:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/night-crew-what-insomniac-roll-call/52065/278 "2008-08-07T23:23:51Z")
I thought the closest was PA? Fuck, if there was one in rochester the whole time I’ll be pissed. I could have went there when I went to MCC ---
**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 11:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/night-crew-what-insomniac-roll-call/52065/279 "2008-08-07T23:24:37Z")
edited above post and we need a Five Guys here… and In and Out. fuck. ---
**Author:** ![bpipe95](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bpipe95/32/7294_2.png) [@bpipe95](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bpipe95)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 11:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/night-crew-what-insomniac-roll-call/52065/280 "2008-08-07T23:26:47Z")
nope not one here in rochester. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/night-crew-what-insomniac-roll-call/52065.md?page=13) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/night-crew-what-insomniac-roll-call/52065.md?page=15)