# Ninjas wanted !!!!!!!

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ninjas-wanted/184385>\
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [August 20, 2006, 11:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ninjas-wanted/184385 "2006-08-20T11:40:05Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2006, 11:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ninjas-wanted/184385/1 "2006-08-20T11:40:05Z")

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[http://atlanta.craigslist.org/etc/196527195.html](http://atlanta.craigslist.org/etc/196527195.html)

re: NINJAS needed!!! great pay. $800 week+BENIFITS  
Reply to: [job-196527195@craigslist.org](mailto:job-196527195@craigslist.org)  
Date: 2006-08-20, 1:58PM EDT

To all you guys and girls out there that need a part time job. we need all the help we can get to help the great city of atlanta out. I will be your new ninja leader. I know many forms of martial arts. I Have been helping out atlanta for the past 10 years with some of the crime that we have. I need about ten guys and three girls to help me with my crusade to make this city better. I provide all meals while you are working and you will get you own microchip inplanted in you arm so that you enter the secret base. that is based in downtown. we will not use guns only our ninja skills. SERIOUS PEOPLE ONLY APPLY. i have tons of cool gadgets that you will be trained on and i have 7 exotic sports car that we will use to get around. Please have a clean driving record because these cars are very expensive.

🤣 🤣

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**Author:** ![HwH22Hx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/57b2e6/32.png) [@HwH22Hx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HwH22Hx)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2006, 12:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ninjas-wanted/184385/2 "2006-08-20T12:28:36Z")

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I find this funny…but come on… you need to find more to do with your time than to keep writing these in the classifieds for our pure entertainment! :stick:

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**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2006, 12:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ninjas-wanted/184385/3 "2006-08-20T12:34:20Z")

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huh?

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**Author:** ![HwH22Hx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/57b2e6/32.png) [@HwH22Hx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HwH22Hx)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2006, 12:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ninjas-wanted/184385/4 "2006-08-20T12:36:03Z")

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> [@Someone Cloned Mike from Innovative Tuning](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/someone-cloned-mike-from-innovative-tuning/23812/14):
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> huh?

:kekegay: I was saying that you were the one writing these…you know so we all would have something to do on our Sunday for enjoyment! :stick:

I was kidding!

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**Author:** ![berad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/berad/32/5953_2.png) [@berad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/berad)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2006, 12:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ninjas-wanted/184385/5 "2006-08-20T12:48:43Z")

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> [@Got NES? Got 31k?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-nes-got-31k/23817/15):
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> :kekegay: I was saying that you were the one writing these…you know so we all would have something to do on our Sunday for enjoyment! :stick:
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> I was kidding!

no its okay, he really is a big loser.

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**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2006, 12:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ninjas-wanted/184385/6 "2006-08-20T12:58:02Z")

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> [@WTB: boost gauge](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-boost-gauge/23810/7):
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> no its okay, he really is a big loser.

Your the one in a Car Club 🤣

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**Author:** ![nh4442](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nh4442/32/6005_2.png) [@nh4442](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nh4442)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2006, 1:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ninjas-wanted/184385/7 "2006-08-20T13:17:32Z")

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> [@Someone Cloned Mike from Innovative Tuning](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/someone-cloned-mike-from-innovative-tuning/23812/15):
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> Your the one in a Car Club 🤣

:owned: haha

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**Author:** ![grnteg98](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/977dab/32.png) [@grnteg98](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/grnteg98)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2006, 1:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ninjas-wanted/184385/8 "2006-08-20T13:29:28Z")

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i sent my resume:x:

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**Author:** ![berad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/berad/32/5953_2.png) [@berad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/berad)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2006, 6:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ninjas-wanted/184385/9 "2006-08-20T18:41:10Z")

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> [@Someone Cloned Mike from Innovative Tuning](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/someone-cloned-mike-from-innovative-tuning/23812/15):
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> Your the one in a Car Club 🤣

eh, its more of a legacy now. It was fun growing up. I dont really take that as an insult so you;ll have to come up with something better next time that spec of thought runs through your head, if ever again…

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**Author:** ![burnyd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/burnyd/32/6020_2.png) [@burnyd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/burnyd)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2006, 6:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ninjas-wanted/184385/10 "2006-08-20T18:45:22Z")

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> [@Got NES? Got 31k?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-nes-got-31k/23817/15):
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> :kekegay: I was saying that you were the one writing these…you know so we all would have something to do on our Sunday for enjoyment! :stick:
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> I was kidding!

no my car broke today.

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**Author:** ![SSsuperchargedE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sssuperchargede/32/5958_2.png) [@SSsuperchargedE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SSsuperchargedE)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2006, 6:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ninjas-wanted/184385/11 "2006-08-20T18:51:13Z")

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fuck atl, ninjas cant dodge bullets…

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**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2006, 9:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ninjas-wanted/184385/12 "2006-08-20T21:00:49Z")

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> [@Got NES? Got 31k?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-nes-got-31k/23817/15):
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> :kekegay: I was saying that you were the one writing these…you know so we all would have something to do on our Sunday for enjoyment! :stick:
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> I was kidding!

next time post something a little less complicated for Shaggy. And a little more funny. :hsugh:

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**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2006, 2:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ninjas-wanted/184385/13 "2006-08-21T14:14:24Z")

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> [@Official:Nyspeed 06-07 Snowmobile Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-nyspeed-06-07-snowmobile-thread/21038/82):
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> next time post something a little less complicated for Shaggy. And a little more funny. :hsugh:

🍺

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**Author:** ![Laura00WS6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/laura00ws6/32/6017_2.png) [@Laura00WS6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Laura00WS6)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2006, 3:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ninjas-wanted/184385/14 "2006-08-21T15:31:35Z")

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well since adam might be getting the boot at his current job…i should send a resume in for him.

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**Author:** ![HwH22Hx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/57b2e6/32.png) [@HwH22Hx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HwH22Hx)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2006, 6:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ninjas-wanted/184385/15 "2006-08-22T06:32:11Z")

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> [@Official:Nyspeed 06-07 Snowmobile Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-nyspeed-06-07-snowmobile-thread/21038/82):
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> next time post something a little less complicated for Shaggy. And a little more funny. :hsugh:

I was merely adding to this ( wanna b ) humorous thread…I figured my post would be on the same level as it …you know…NOT FUNNY:doh:

🍺 to you Shaggy…now that your a ninja makin big bucks you can afford to buy one for all of us.

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**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2006, 2:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ninjas-wanted/184385/16 "2006-08-22T14:31:04Z")

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Drink yah pretty

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**Author:** ![HwH22Hx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/57b2e6/32.png) [@HwH22Hx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HwH22Hx)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2006, 3:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ninjas-wanted/184385/17 "2006-08-22T15:06:15Z")

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> [@Eep, another keyless/alarm question :P](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/eep-another-keyless-alarm-question-p/23670/15):
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> Drink yah pretty

Ur an idiot

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**Author:** ![Quik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/quik/32/5979_2.png) [@Quik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Quik)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2006, 3:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ninjas-wanted/184385/18 "2006-08-22T15:07:50Z")

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> [@Got NES? Got 31k?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-nes-got-31k/23817/47):
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> Ur an idiot

hey hey now he was told that enough throughtout his years im sure he dont want to hear it anymore. hell just last night his GF called him that

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**Author:** ![HwH22Hx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/57b2e6/32.png) [@HwH22Hx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HwH22Hx)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2006, 3:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ninjas-wanted/184385/19 "2006-08-22T15:10:51Z")

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> [@Anyone have a DLP TV?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-have-a-dlp-tv/23837/23):
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> hey hey now he was told that enough throughtout his years im sure he dont want to hear it anymore. hell just last night his GF called him that

wow he has a GF…I figured he was gay :booty:

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**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2006, 3:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ninjas-wanted/184385/20 "2006-08-22T15:21:13Z")

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> [@Got NES? Got 31k?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-nes-got-31k/23817/47):
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> Ur an idiot

you spent 10k on a motor swap, I can play this game too…

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