# No 1. is totally a penis!

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-1-is-totally-a-penis/65360>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [March 30, 2009, 6:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-1-is-totally-a-penis/65360 "2009-03-30T18:17:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![LAFENGAS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lafengas/32/7573_2.png) [@LAFENGAS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LAFENGAS)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2009, 6:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-1-is-totally-a-penis/65360/1 "2009-03-30T18:17:33Z")

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in searching for some learning videos for my son…

:picard:

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**Author:** ![tpgsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tpgsr/32/7374_2.png) [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2009, 6:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-1-is-totally-a-penis/65360/2 "2009-03-30T18:20:59Z")

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LOL Safe sex penis, I think that it has a rain coat on.

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**Author:** ![klug](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/klug/32/5222_2.png) [@klug](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/klug)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2009, 6:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-1-is-totally-a-penis/65360/3 "2009-03-30T18:23:14Z")

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yes. yes it is.

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**Author:** ![deebo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deebo/32/5218_2.png) [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2009, 6:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-1-is-totally-a-penis/65360/4 "2009-03-30T18:34:37Z")

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it got bigger…

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**Author:** ![TORQDSS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/torqdss/32/5125_2.png) [@TORQDSS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TORQDSS)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2009, 6:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-1-is-totally-a-penis/65360/5 "2009-03-30T18:52:26Z")

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you title is wayyyy too excited about the penis part

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**Author:** ![LAFENGAS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lafengas/32/7573_2.png) [@LAFENGAS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LAFENGAS)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2009, 6:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-1-is-totally-a-penis/65360/6 "2009-03-31T06:29:37Z")

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re-read it in a slow, serious voice.

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**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2009, 6:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-1-is-totally-a-penis/65360/7 "2009-03-31T06:48:51Z")

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Number one, is totally a penis. Oh yeeeeeaaaaaaah. [/deepvoiceandpornmusic]

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**Author:** ![Samsara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Samsara](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Samsara)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 3:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-1-is-totally-a-penis/65360/8 "2009-04-01T15:00:41Z")

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> [@deebo](#):
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> it got bigger…

counting can do that, to that “certain” part of a…uhhh…numbers body?

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**Author:** ![blk99z28](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f19dbf/32.png) [@blk99z28](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/blk99z28)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 3:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-1-is-totally-a-penis/65360/9 "2009-04-01T15:31:33Z")

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there’s a lot of sexual innuendo going on there