# No Legs or No Arms **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [February 3, 2009, 8:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-legs-or-no-arms/62439 "2009-02-03T20:24:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![travisn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/travisn/32/5046_2.png) [@travisn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/travisn)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 10:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-legs-or-no-arms/62439/21 "2009-02-03T22:12:22Z")
alright, tag me out motocross. I need sleep. go over to the wheelie thread too, all the cool kids are doing it. ---
**Author:** ![SoloIIscoob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/35a633/32.png) [@SoloIIscoob](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SoloIIscoob)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 10:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-legs-or-no-arms/62439/22 "2009-02-03T22:13:08Z")
thats just weird lookin ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 10:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-legs-or-no-arms/62439/23 "2009-02-03T22:13:18Z")
that shit scares me lol. on topic tho…is having sex with hellen keller considered rape? ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 10:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-legs-or-no-arms/62439/24 "2009-02-03T22:14:14Z")
> [@SoloIIscoob](#): > > thats just weird lookin obviously shes got a bush…the bitch can’t shave herself! wait…how the hell does she get undressed? or redressed? or shower? WTF!. ---
**Author:** ![97\_B18b1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/cdc98d/32.png) [@97\_B18b1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97_B18b1)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 10:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-legs-or-no-arms/62439/25 "2009-02-03T22:29:25Z")
no legs deffintily. At least i can use a wheelchair. Not being able to grab stuff would drive me mad. ---
**Author:** ![JDMSIR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdmsir/32/7376_2.png) [@JDMSIR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMSIR)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 10:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-legs-or-no-arms/62439/26 "2009-02-03T22:32:56Z")
No legs for sure, I would make some robotic legs so I could walk. Easier to walk then grab things and make shit with your hands. Plus that pic is old as hell, i used to jerk off to that back in 98. ---
**Author:** ![pipedreams96](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pipedreams96/32/5338_2.png) [@pipedreams96](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/pipedreams96)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 10:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-legs-or-no-arms/62439/27 "2009-02-03T22:54:41Z")
> [@JDMSIR](#): > > No legs for sure, I would make some robotic legs so I could walk. Easier to walk then grab things and make shit with your hands. Plus that pic is old as hell, i used to jerk off to that back in 98. ok first off, its about a girl your f\*cking having no arms or legs lol secondly, u jerked off to this? wtf lol ---
**Author:** ![clinzee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/clinzee/32/5233_2.png) [@clinzee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/clinzee)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 11:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-legs-or-no-arms/62439/28 "2009-02-03T23:09:20Z")
Lol yea everyone is confusing it with themselves. The question is whether you would rather fuck a girl with no arms or no legs. No legs is the way to go I think for sure, How often do they use there foot while you get a bj? ---
**Author:** ![JDMSIR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdmsir/32/7376_2.png) [@JDMSIR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMSIR)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 12:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-legs-or-no-arms/62439/29 "2009-02-04T00:19:49Z")
> [@pipedreams96](#): > > ok first off, its about a girl your f\*cking having no arms or legs lol secondly, u jerked off to this? wtf lol > [@clinzee](#): > > Lol yea everyone is confusing it with themselves. The question is whether you would rather fuck a girl with no arms or no legs. No legs is the way to go I think for sure, How often do they use there foot while you get a bj? Who gives a fuck, she looks like she might be hott( minus arms and legs) and she has wonderful tits, and yes I jerked off to her before, tell me you didnt think about hitting that? ---
**Author:** ![JDMSIR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdmsir/32/7376_2.png) [@JDMSIR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMSIR)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 12:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-legs-or-no-arms/62439/30 "2009-02-04T00:21:21Z")
> [@clinzee](#): > > Lol yea everyone is confusing it with themselves. The question is whether you would rather fuck a girl with no arms or no legs. No legs is the way to go I think for sure, How often do they use there foot while you get a bj? I think for sure???/ ---
**Author:** ![BOBBYGRV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BOBBYGRV](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BOBBYGRV)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 5:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-legs-or-no-arms/62439/31 "2009-02-04T05:22:43Z")
> [@JDMSIR](#): > > Also on the Office after the super bowl. Your right, thats where i heard it! wow i must have been really tired last night… ---
**Author:** ![JUICEDSS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/juicedss/32/7185_2.png) [@JUICEDSS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JUICEDSS)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 8:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-legs-or-no-arms/62439/32 "2009-02-04T08:03:22Z")
No legs because she will be right where you left her! ---
**Author:** ![ryanmcell](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ryanmcell/32/7510_2.png) [@ryanmcell](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ryanmcell)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 8:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-legs-or-no-arms/62439/33 "2009-02-04T08:47:09Z")
How about no voice? ---
**Author:** ![khoveraki](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/khoveraki/32/5131_2.png) [@khoveraki](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/khoveraki)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 8:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-legs-or-no-arms/62439/34 "2009-02-04T08:47:59Z")
how could a bitch with no arms and legs… help you pick up your ninja from my garage so I can get my car out? 😉 +1 for no voice ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 9:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-legs-or-no-arms/62439/35 "2009-02-04T09:16:48Z")
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**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 9:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-legs-or-no-arms/62439/36 "2009-02-04T09:17:46Z")
i stand by my no legs decision. as long as she didnt get fat from lack of exercise. ---
**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 9:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-legs-or-no-arms/62439/37 "2009-02-04T09:18:54Z")
hahahaha @ devins link. lol. where the ef did you find that? ---
**Author:** ![pirite](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pirite/32/5308_2.png) [@pirite](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/pirite)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 9:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-legs-or-no-arms/62439/38 "2009-02-04T09:19:18Z")
> [@travisn](#): > > i loled!!! > > I cant remember why I didnt watch that episode, any idea when it will rerun/be online? every episode of the office is on [hulu.com](http://hulu.com) the day after it airs. ---
**Author:** ![yamba6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yamba6/32/5161_2.png) [@yamba6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/yamba6)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 9:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-legs-or-no-arms/62439/39 "2009-02-04T09:28:54Z")
this reminds me of a joke. A girl with no legs and no arms is sitting on a beach crying. As the life guard passes he notices the poor girl crying. he asks her “why are you crying” she says " i have never been hugged by a man before," so the life guard hugs the girl. the next day the life guard is walking down the beach again, he notices the girl again crying. he asks again “why are you crying” she says “i have never been kissed by a man before,” so the life guard give the girl a kiss the next day the life guard again is walking down the beach and again notices the girl again crying with no legs or arms. he asks her again “what is wrong today” she says “i’ve never been fucked by a man before” so the life guard throws the girl with no arms and no legs into the middle of the water and says, “your fucked now” ---
**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 9:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-legs-or-no-arms/62439/40 "2009-02-04T09:35:34Z")
oldie but goodie, lol. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-legs-or-no-arms/62439.md?page=1) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-legs-or-no-arms/62439.md?page=3)