# No more brown Eye - For your pet? **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [March 15, 2010, 11:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-more-brown-eye-for-your-pet/151535 "2010-03-15T11:49:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![jimmyfloyd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jimmyfloyd/32/3077_2.png) [@jimmyfloyd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jimmyfloyd)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2010, 11:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-more-brown-eye-for-your-pet/151535/1 "2010-03-15T11:49:42Z")
![http://ny-image3.etsy.com/il_fullxfull.130463799.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/c/4/c49fb248d0a70fa06f9a7c07e357070fce67c781.jpeg) > **Rear Gear. Butt Covers for your Cat and Dog** > Is your pet feeling left in the dirt because of his/her unsightly rear? I’ve got them covered… Rear Gear is handmade in Portland, OR and offers a cheerful solution to be-rid your favorite pet’s un-manicured back side. > Rear Gear comes in many designs including a disco ball, air freshener, heart, flower, biohazard, smiley face, number one ribbon, cupcake, sheriff’s badge, dice, and you can even make yours custom, so there’s a Rear Gear for everyone. > Get yours today here at etsy or write me an email and support small business! Please contact me if you’d like multiples… Make sure to note which style you’d like in the shipping notes and enjoy! > Trademark Pending [http://www.etsy.com/view\_listing.php?listing\_id=42765463&image\_id=130463897](http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=42765463&image_id=130463897) Why? Who would subject your dog/cat to this? ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2010, 11:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-more-brown-eye-for-your-pet/151535/2 "2010-03-15T11:51:48Z")
Even though this is absolutely retarded, I would LOL hard if I had a biohazard one on my dog. ---
**Author:** ![Avatar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/avatar/32/5076_2.png) [@Avatar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Avatar)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2010, 12:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-more-brown-eye-for-your-pet/151535/3 "2010-03-15T12:05:10Z")
Obviously, it’s an attempt to soothe the low self-esteem of the pet owner. Animals are not conscious of “embarrassment” and don’t have the capability for empathy. The marketing ploy of “is your pet feeling left in the dirt” is cheap anthropomorphism. Would an animal that regularly engages in licking its rear-end tolerate this? ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2010, 12:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-more-brown-eye-for-your-pet/151535/4 "2010-03-15T12:05:49Z")
I’m afraid to ask how they’re attached… ---
**Author:** ![Coldaccord](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/coldaccord/32/7272_2.png) [@Coldaccord](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Coldaccord)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2010, 12:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-more-brown-eye-for-your-pet/151535/5 "2010-03-15T12:08:25Z")
win. ---
**Author:** ![turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_ls1_ss/32/7303_2.png) [@turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbo_ls1_ss)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2010, 12:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-more-brown-eye-for-your-pet/151535/6 "2010-03-15T12:11:26Z")
butt plug, obviously ---
**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2010, 1:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-more-brown-eye-for-your-pet/151535/7 "2010-03-15T13:07:35Z")
![http://ny-image1.etsy.com/il_fullxfull.130142981.jpg](http://ny-image1.etsy.com/il_fullxfull.130142981.jpg) this picture is insanely funny. ---
**Author:** ![airhead](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/airhead/32/7471_2.png) [@airhead](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/airhead)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2010, 6:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-more-brown-eye-for-your-pet/151535/8 "2010-03-15T18:30:45Z")
They need to make one that looks like a fart can muffler ---
**Author:** ![LilRedHandGranade](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lilredhandgranade/32/5856_2.png) [@LilRedHandGranade](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LilRedHandGranade)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2010, 6:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-more-brown-eye-for-your-pet/151535/9 "2010-03-15T18:35:11Z")
If you don’t like the way my dogs a$$ looks then stop looking …That will be the day I put stickers on my dogs a$$. Not only that but considering they both walk around wagging their tails with it all up in the air I don’t think it’s effecting their self esteem lol ---
**Author:** ![97\_B18b1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/cdc98d/32.png) [@97\_B18b1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97_B18b1)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2010, 6:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-more-brown-eye-for-your-pet/151535/10 "2010-03-15T18:44:53Z")
one question, is that girl of legal age? you know what, it doesnt even matter, i wanna fuck her. ---
**Author:** ![khoveraki](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/khoveraki/32/5131_2.png) [@khoveraki](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/khoveraki)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2010, 9:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-more-brown-eye-for-your-pet/151535/11 "2010-03-16T09:14:21Z")
lol @ avatar getting up in arms about this. srsly. “IM A REAL MAN I’LL FUCKING DIE BEFORE I PUT A JOKE STICKER ON MY DOG’S ASS!! FUCKING USA! USA! USA!” I think it’s funny and I hate dogs with dirty asses, gross. Wash your dog more often. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2010, 9:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-more-brown-eye-for-your-pet/151535/12 "2010-03-16T09:21:58Z")
I want to see that girls brown eye! (srsly no one said that yet??) ---
**Author:** ![layzie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/layzie/32/7599_2.png) [@layzie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/layzie)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2010, 9:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-more-brown-eye-for-your-pet/151535/13 "2010-03-16T09:35:19Z")
^^ i was just thinking that it was like the perfect set up for that joke lol my mom has the same kind of dog ---
**Author:** ![Avatar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/avatar/32/5076_2.png) [@Avatar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Avatar)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2010, 11:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-more-brown-eye-for-your-pet/151535/14 "2010-03-16T11:57:14Z")
> [@khoveraki](#): > > lol @ avatar getting up in arms about this. srsly. > > “IM A REAL MAN I’LL FUCKING DIE BEFORE I PUT A JOKE STICKER ON MY DOG’S ASS!! FUCKING USA! USA! USA!” > > I think it’s funny and I hate dogs with dirty asses, gross. Wash your dog more often. ??? I’m not up in arms about anything. Stop trying to troll me. ---
**Author:** ![pirite](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pirite/32/5308_2.png) [@pirite](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/pirite)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2010, 12:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-more-brown-eye-for-your-pet/151535/15 "2010-03-16T12:07:43Z")
> [@97\_B18b1](#): > > one question, is that girl of legal age? you know what, it doesnt even matter, i wanna fuck her. QFT