# no noodz sorry guys

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-noodz-sorry-guys/67307>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [May 5, 2009, 8:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-noodz-sorry-guys/67307 "2009-05-05T08:00:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 8:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-noodz-sorry-guys/67307/21 "2009-05-05T08:42:19Z")

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back on topic of this dude banging his sister.

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**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 8:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-noodz-sorry-guys/67307/22 "2009-05-05T08:44:18Z")

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> [@Geehee](#):
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> back on topic of this dude banging his sister.

this.

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**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 8:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-noodz-sorry-guys/67307/23 "2009-05-05T08:44:29Z")

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ahh, Bratislava, major city in eastern Europe, capital of Slovakia, oh here’s a fun fact:  
YOU MADE OUT WITH YOUR SISTER, DUDE

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**Author:** ![Jskrapper](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jskrapper/32/7570_2.png) [@Jskrapper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jskrapper)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 8:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-noodz-sorry-guys/67307/24 "2009-05-05T08:51:10Z")

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> [@Geehee](#):
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> back on topic of this dude banging his sister.

+1

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**Author:** ![JDMSIR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdmsir/32/7376_2.png) [@JDMSIR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMSIR)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 8:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-noodz-sorry-guys/67307/25 "2009-05-05T08:56:26Z")

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IN

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**Author:** ![97eclipse420a](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/96bed5/32.png) [@97eclipse420a](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97eclipse420a)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 9:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-noodz-sorry-guys/67307/26 "2009-05-05T09:05:41Z")

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lol i know trailer park shit, nothing ever happened with me and this girl jsut went to the same school and shit … sorry no noodz, u guys r all fucked up lol i knewi shoulda not done this…

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**Author:** ![jimbo13kaz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jimbo13kaz/32/5117_2.png) [@jimbo13kaz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jimbo13kaz)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 9:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-noodz-sorry-guys/67307/27 "2009-05-05T09:07:24Z")

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> [@97eclipse420a"](#):
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> ok so to make a long story short, i am 21 years old, just found out my dad isnt my real dad and a girl i have **boned** my whole life is my sister…and her dad is my “real” dad… so me and her have been hanging out catching up on some things, we both agree we should get tattoos, something like brother and sister or something along those lines… so any suggestions… and keep all the b.s. out and sorry there will b no pics before anyone asks… thanks guys/girls

\*fixed haha

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**Author:** ![pirite](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pirite/32/5308_2.png) [@pirite](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/pirite)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 9:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-noodz-sorry-guys/67307/28 "2009-05-05T09:08:33Z")

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nyspeed + personal life = better day at work for everyone else

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**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 9:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-noodz-sorry-guys/67307/29 "2009-05-05T09:11:20Z")

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is your mom hot? watch, your new dad is probably the “I hit it 2 times” guy.

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**Author:** ![Johnnyv412](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/johnnyv412/32/5226_2.png) [@Johnnyv412](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Johnnyv412)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 9:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-noodz-sorry-guys/67307/30 "2009-05-05T09:13:12Z")

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> [@newman](#):
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> ![http://i2.iofferphoto.com/img/item/390/190/86/o_TRAILER_HOME1.jpg](http://i2.iofferphoto.com/img/item/390/190/86/o_TRAILER_HOME1.jpg)

ROFLMFAO

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**Author:** ![97eclipse420a](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/96bed5/32.png) [@97eclipse420a](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97eclipse420a)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 9:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-noodz-sorry-guys/67307/31 "2009-05-05T09:13:21Z")

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no and it was ihit it once guy and i poped out … and fuck u jimbo…actually fuck all u lol bullshit …

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**Author:** ![baseball24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/baseball24/32/7452_2.png) [@baseball24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/baseball24)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 9:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-noodz-sorry-guys/67307/32 "2009-05-05T09:13:37Z")

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> [@97eclipse420a](#):
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> lol i know trailer park shit, nothing ever happened with me and this girl jsut went to the same school and shit … sorry no noodz, u guys r all fucked up lol i knewi shoulda not done this…

way to figure that one out now…

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**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 9:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-noodz-sorry-guys/67307/33 "2009-05-05T09:15:49Z")

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tell him you’ll settle with him for 18 years of back child support for a shotgun and a 3rd gen F-bod.

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**Author:** ![97eclipse420a](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/96bed5/32.png) [@97eclipse420a](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97eclipse420a)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 9:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-noodz-sorry-guys/67307/34 "2009-05-05T09:16:15Z")

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where are the modzz at lol

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**Author:** ![OfficerK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4da419/32.png) [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 9:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-noodz-sorry-guys/67307/35 "2009-05-05T09:17:07Z")

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laughing at you.

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**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 9:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-noodz-sorry-guys/67307/36 "2009-05-05T09:17:43Z")

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we’re not breaking any rules…

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**Author:** ![cougarspeed](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cougarspeed/32/7468_2.png) [@cougarspeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cougarspeed)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 9:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-noodz-sorry-guys/67307/37 "2009-05-05T09:18:32Z")

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Its Off Topic Brah and very funny. WTF kind of tat ideas did you think we were going to come up with? BTW the Star Wars shit is a solid idea.

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**Author:** ![97eclipse420a](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/96bed5/32.png) [@97eclipse420a](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97eclipse420a)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 9:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-noodz-sorry-guys/67307/38 "2009-05-05T09:19:50Z")

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lol i know u assholes … keep the jokes coming i guess if uwant …but u can all fuck off …

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**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 9:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-noodz-sorry-guys/67307/39 "2009-05-05T09:21:40Z")

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Does your “not real dad” know yet? Or did he know all along?

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**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 9:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-noodz-sorry-guys/67307/40 "2009-05-05T09:22:13Z")

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Ok few questions:

Have you ever went to a party and seen your sister’s boobs?

Have you ever thought to yourself, dang if I was drunk I’d hit that. (Thinking about your sister.)

Since you are long time friends have you ever went to the movies together and blew a load in her mouth?

I think you should get two gnarly twisting tress representing how screwy your family tree is.

![http://www.pleiadesgallery.com/i/Leda%20Arensberg/GnarlyTree.jpg](http://www.pleiadesgallery.com/i/Leda%20Arensberg/GnarlyTree.jpg)

![http://netwrok.us/stuff/tree-sex.jpg](http://netwrok.us/stuff/tree-sex.jpg)

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