# No service? Verizon.. lol

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-service-verizon-lol/53775>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [August 24, 2008, 1:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-service-verizon-lol/53775 "2008-08-24T13:56:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2008, 8:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-service-verizon-lol/53775/41 "2008-08-24T20:11:21Z")

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ugh… you fggt… now I’m hungry and am going to mighty now… thanks for reminding me that i’m a chubby kid trapped in a ridiculously sexy dude

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**Author:** ![ryanmcell](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ryanmcell/32/7510_2.png) [@ryanmcell](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ryanmcell)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2008, 9:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-service-verizon-lol/53775/42 "2008-08-24T21:02:34Z")

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My gf’s service has been sucking today. I send her a text and she gets it like 3 hours later. WTF?

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**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2008, 9:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-service-verizon-lol/53775/43 "2008-08-24T21:43:28Z")

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> [@ryanmcell](#):
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> My gfhas been sucking today.

thats all a read… :tup: to training her right

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**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2008, 9:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-service-verizon-lol/53775/44 "2008-08-24T21:48:39Z")

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> [@ILCisDEAD](#):
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> ugh… you fggt… now I’m hungry and am going to mighty now… thanks for reminding me that i’m a chubby kid trapped in a ridiculously sexy dude

> [@ryanmcell](#):
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> My gf’s service has been sucking today. I send her a text and she gets it like 3 hours later. WTF?

> [@ILCisDEAD](#):
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> thats all a read… :tup: to training her right

haha glad someone else got a laugh out of that too

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**Author:** ![Gus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gus/32/5112_2.png) [@Gus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gus)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2008, 10:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-service-verizon-lol/53775/45 "2008-08-24T22:20:22Z")

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The government used chemtrails from planes to dope the storm clouds. They sprayed a chemical into the clouds to combine with the negative ions lightning produces. Thus for testing to see how long they can knock out wireless signals in a major area.

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**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2008, 7:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-service-verizon-lol/53775/46 "2008-08-25T07:02:05Z")

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> [@2TurboZ](#):
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> BEEP BEEP BEEP 13 new text messages lol

I think you inflated that number by 13. 🙂

> [@Gus](#):
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> The government used chemtrails from planes to dope the storm clouds. They sprayed a chemical into the clouds to combine with the negative ions lightning produces. Thus for testing to see how long they can knock out wireless signals in a major area.

It was McCain’s plan to prevent Barrack Obama from announcing his VP pick through text messages.

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**Author:** ![PureXTC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/purextc/32/5223_2.png) [@PureXTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PureXTC)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2008, 7:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-service-verizon-lol/53775/47 "2008-08-25T19:16:12Z")

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> [@boxxa](#):
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> It was McCain’s plan to prevent Barrack Obama from announcing his VP pick through text messages.

:bigclap:

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