# \<-- noob, well not really.... **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [May 18, 2006, 6:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/noob-well-not-really/12199 "2006-05-18T06:18:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![madmax](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/madmax/32/7385_2.png) [@madmax](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/madmax)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2006, 6:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/noob-well-not-really/12199/1 "2006-05-18T06:18:25Z")
well, i’ve been on this site for a while… so i figured i would introduce myself. My name is max you could say I’m into cars 😉 👋 ---
**Author:** ![Locutus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/locutus/32/7574_2.png) [@Locutus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Locutus)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2006, 6:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/noob-well-not-really/12199/2 "2006-05-18T06:26:51Z")
👋 ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2006, 6:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/noob-well-not-really/12199/3 "2006-05-18T06:27:47Z")
what’s up 👋 ---
**Author:** ![zwarbyt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zwarbyt/32/7623_2.png) [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2006, 6:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/noob-well-not-really/12199/4 "2006-05-18T06:28:56Z")
current vehicles? ---
**Author:** ![madmax](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/madmax/32/7385_2.png) [@madmax](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/madmax)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2006, 6:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/noob-well-not-really/12199/5 "2006-05-18T06:39:24Z")
> [@zwarbyt](#): > > current vehicles? 2003 trail blazer ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2006, 6:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/noob-well-not-really/12199/6 "2006-05-18T06:41:42Z")
![http://www.thelin.net/laurent/cinema/photos/mad_max_beyond_thunderdome/tina_turner.jpg](http://www.thelin.net/laurent/cinema/photos/mad_max_beyond_thunderdome/tina_turner.jpg) two men enter, one man leaves! two men enter, one man leaves! ---
**Author:** ![zwarbyt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zwarbyt/32/7623_2.png) [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2006, 6:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/noob-well-not-really/12199/7 "2006-05-18T06:42:43Z")
i bet this kid sucks his own dick ---
**Author:** ![madmax](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/madmax/32/7385_2.png) [@madmax](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/madmax)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2006, 6:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/noob-well-not-really/12199/8 "2006-05-18T06:51:42Z")
> [@newman](#): > > two men enter, one man leaves! two men enter, one man leaves! you drive an sti and an Elise? wow. nice :tup: did you buy it or your parents? actually i dont even believe that those are your cars. ---
**Author:** ![madmax](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/madmax/32/7385_2.png) [@madmax](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/madmax)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2006, 6:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/noob-well-not-really/12199/9 "2006-05-18T06:52:14Z")
> [@zwarbyt](#): > > i bet this kid sucks his own dick look, i dont know you. so dont start shit… are you a mod? ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2006, 6:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/noob-well-not-really/12199/10 "2006-05-18T06:57:37Z")
> [@zwarbyt](#): > > i bet this kid sucks his own dick > [@madmax](#): > > look, i dont know you. so dont start shit… are you a mod? > [@madmax](#): > > you drive an sti and an Elise? > > wow. nice > > :tup: > > did you buy it or your parents? > > actually i dont even believe that those are your cars. there is somethin fishy about this whole thread, but i have yet to put my finger on it… they are mine, my parents bought them for me. they also pay my insurance and gas and rent in a fancy upscale buffalo apartment, but my dad had his foot run over by a taxicab and now he can’t work (but he still does construction on the side) and we got a huge settlement, so he let he go to the dealers and pick out two cars of my choice. one summer, one winter. but i still rake leaves and and mow his lawn so i mean, i earn all the money. edit:i smell fbod troll… ---
**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2006, 6:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/noob-well-not-really/12199/11 "2006-05-18T06:58:07Z")
Names with letters in bold and italics represent people who are admins/mods take a look at VIEW FORUM LEADERS and you can see who is. I suggest you read the forum guidelines a little better before you post more. ---
**Author:** ![madmax](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/madmax/32/7385_2.png) [@madmax](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/madmax)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2006, 7:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/noob-well-not-really/12199/12 "2006-05-18T07:02:59Z")
> [@newman](#): > > there is somethin fishy about this whole thread, but i have yet to put my finger on it… > > they are mine, my parents bought them for me. they also pay my insurance and gas and rent in a fancy upscale buffalo apartment, but my dad had his foot run over by a taxicab and now he can’t work (but he still does construction on the side) and we got a huge settlement, so he let he go to the dealers and pick out two cars of my choice. one summer, one winter. but i still rake leaves and and mow his lawn so i mean, i earn all the money. > > edit:i smell fbod troll… first of all, relax man… i envy your rides… i was just trying to have a little fun. and > [@Daddie](#): > > take a look at **VIEW FORUM LEADERS** and you can see who is. well the forum leader said > [@zwarbyt](#): > > i bet this kid sucks his own dick I dont feel very welcome after that comment ---
**Author:** ![zwarbyt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zwarbyt/32/7623_2.png) [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2006, 7:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/noob-well-not-really/12199/13 "2006-05-18T07:04:49Z")
troll ---
**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2006, 7:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/noob-well-not-really/12199/14 "2006-05-18T07:05:13Z")
I think he was talking about newman ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2006, 7:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/noob-well-not-really/12199/15 "2006-05-18T07:07:49Z")
> [@zwarbyt](#): > > troll he can recognize an elise from a super shitty/dark/cropped picture, but doesn’t know what an s2000 is? i call BS. ---
**Author:** ![madmax](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/madmax/32/7385_2.png) [@madmax](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/madmax)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2006, 7:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/noob-well-not-really/12199/16 "2006-05-18T07:14:39Z")
> [@newman](#): > > he can recognize an elise from a super shitty/dark/cropped picture, but doesn’t know what an s2000 is? > > i call BS. lol, i haven’t seen on e of those dolls in like 10 years **Birthday** : September 22, 1981 **Biography** : total internet thug **Location** : fuck **Interests** : Cars, Standups **Occupation** : mech engineer **Vehicles** : 06 sti, 05 elise, 05 superjet also i didn’t know what a “sk2” was asshole… sorry im not up to date on all of the car acronyms ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2006, 7:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/noob-well-not-really/12199/17 "2006-05-18T07:19:01Z")
haha. well, if you aren’t a troll, :tup:, good detective work. :P, if you’ve been around, then you know my deal. but you did hit the nail on the head calling me an asshole. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mrs\_Karus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrs_karus/32/7426_2.png) [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2006, 7:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/noob-well-not-really/12199/18 "2006-05-18T07:22:25Z")
welcome 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Zer0DazE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zer0daze/32/7624_2.png) [@Zer0DazE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zer0DazE)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2006, 7:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/noob-well-not-really/12199/19 "2006-05-18T07:25:47Z")
> [@zwarbyt](#): > > i bet this kid sucks his own dick if i could… i would totally leave my gf. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2006, 9:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/noob-well-not-really/12199/20 "2006-05-18T09:03:01Z")
> [@Zer0DazE](#): > > if i could… i would totally leave my gf. :word: i’d never leave the house. Heck, I’d probably cancel my MySpace. oh hi madmax [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/noob-well-not-really/12199.md?page=2)