# noobs

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/noobs/179678>\
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [January 22, 2006, 8:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/noobs/179678 "2006-01-22T08:39:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 7

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**Author:** ![Cam99](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cam99/32/6012_2.png) [@Cam99](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cam99)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2006, 8:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/noobs/179678/121 "2006-01-24T20:09:08Z")

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> [@turboTSI1320](#):
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> my X is red… What should I do??

Light a fire and don’t move.

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**Author:** ![turboTSI1320](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b782af/32.png) [@turboTSI1320](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turboTSI1320)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2006, 8:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/noobs/179678/122 "2006-01-24T20:22:52Z")

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> [@Cam99](#):
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> Light a fire and don’t move.

Im really trying here, dont make me start again. Put some more thought into your insults please.

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**Author:** ![Cam99](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cam99/32/6012_2.png) [@Cam99](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cam99)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2006, 8:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/noobs/179678/123 "2006-01-24T20:25:51Z")

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> [@turboTSI1320](#):
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> Im really trying here, dont make me start again. Put some more thought into your insults please.

I’m done, I’d hate for you to unleash your razor sharp wit upon me.

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**Author:** ![lawnboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ee7513/32.png) [@lawnboy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/lawnboy)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2006, 9:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/noobs/179678/124 "2006-01-24T21:07:15Z")

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> [@flyinglow57](#):
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> he got laid last friday right george :hitit:

laid and getting raped by a 4 banger mopar mutt are not the same thing

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**Author:** ![berad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/berad/32/5953_2.png) [@berad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/berad)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2006, 3:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/noobs/179678/125 "2006-01-25T03:54:57Z")

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> [@mesteño](#):
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> Send the top 25 post whores $5 each.

The Final Whore 2006!!! By far the greatest game EVAR!!! :spank: :boink

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**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2006, 5:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/noobs/179678/126 "2006-01-25T05:43:29Z")

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this is a 9 page thread and all i wanna know is how i got stuck in porno red racing?

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**Author:** ![Quik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/quik/32/5979_2.png) [@Quik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Quik)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2006, 6:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/noobs/179678/127 "2006-01-25T06:43:12Z")

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> [@lawnboy](#):
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> laid and getting raped by a 4 banger mopar mutt are not the same thing

hahaha what 4banger mopar mutt could do that?

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**Author:** ![turboTSI1320](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b782af/32.png) [@turboTSI1320](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turboTSI1320)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2006, 7:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/noobs/179678/128 "2006-01-25T07:16:46Z")

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> [@Quik](#):
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> hahaha what 4banger mopar mutt could do that?

my mopar mutt \> your white trash ferrari

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**Author:** ![HaNnIBaL64](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hannibal64/32/5954_2.png) [@HaNnIBaL64](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HaNnIBaL64)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2006, 7:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/noobs/179678/129 "2006-01-25T07:18:16Z")

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> [@turboTSI1320](#):
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> my mopar mutt \> your white trash ferrari

:roflcopter:

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**Author:** ![Quik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/quik/32/5979_2.png) [@Quik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Quik)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2006, 7:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/noobs/179678/130 "2006-01-25T07:20:32Z")

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> [@turboTSI1320](#):
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> my mopar mutt \> your white trash ferrari

wow i didnt know ihad a ferrari, try again bitch boy

also youre 13.7 timeslip isnt shit

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**Author:** ![turboTSI1320](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b782af/32.png) [@turboTSI1320](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turboTSI1320)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2006, 8:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/noobs/179678/131 "2006-01-25T08:12:02Z")

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> [@Quik](#):
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> wow i didnt know ihad a ferrari, try again bitch boy
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> also youre 13.7 timeslip isnt shit

That was a my old set up. Thats a 13.5, Did you fail math class or something? Whats your car run?

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**Author:** ![Quik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/quik/32/5979_2.png) [@Quik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Quik)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2006, 8:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/noobs/179678/132 "2006-01-25T08:13:03Z")

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> [@turboTSI1320](#):
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> That was a my old set up. Whats your car run?

which car or truck ?

my cavailer ran a 15.8

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**Author:** ![turboTSI1320](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b782af/32.png) [@turboTSI1320](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turboTSI1320)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2006, 8:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/noobs/179678/133 "2006-01-25T08:16:07Z")

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> [@Quik](#):
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> my cavailer ran a 15.8

Wow seeing that 1. you own a cavailer 2. you took it to the track. Sums your life up…

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**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2006, 8:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/noobs/179678/134 "2006-01-25T08:16:57Z")

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🤣

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**Author:** ![Quik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/quik/32/5979_2.png) [@Quik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Quik)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2006, 8:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/noobs/179678/135 "2006-01-25T08:17:45Z")

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> [@turboTSI1320](#):
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> Wow seeing that 1. you own a cavailer 2. you took it to the track. Sums your life up…

youre a funny character and you still didnt answer my question which car or truck or how about bike?

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**Author:** ![turboTSI1320](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b782af/32.png) [@turboTSI1320](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turboTSI1320)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2006, 8:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/noobs/179678/136 "2006-01-25T08:22:28Z")

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> [@Quik](#):
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> youre a funny character and you still didnt answer my question which car or truck or how about bike?

Well to tell you the truth. Now that I know that you actually took a cavalier, to a drag strip, paid a gate fee, and seriously ran it for a time. I don’t think im going to acknowledge you as a person anymore. May god have mercy on your soul

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**Author:** ![Quik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/quik/32/5979_2.png) [@Quik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Quik)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2006, 8:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/noobs/179678/137 "2006-01-25T08:25:05Z")

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> [@turboTSI1320](#):
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> Well to tell you the truth. Now that I know that you actually took a cavalier, to a drag strip, paid a gate fee, and seriously ran it for a time. I don’t think im going to acknowledge you as a person anymore. May god have mercy on your soul

youre a funny character, i said it ran a 15.8 didnt say i ran it. you fuckin dumbass noob. you maybe friends with spangler but still a :tool: and need to learn your place

and still didnt answer my question, which car or truck or bike you wnat to know timeslips for

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**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2006, 9:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/noobs/179678/138 "2006-01-25T09:16:57Z")

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:lockd:turboTSI1320 is a :tool: quik is :weak: & never loses :ugh2: :booty: 🍺

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**Author:** ![Quik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/quik/32/5979_2.png) [@Quik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Quik)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2006, 9:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/noobs/179678/139 "2006-01-25T09:58:22Z")

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:finger:

> [@67 RS/SS](#):
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> :lockd:turboTSI1320 is a :tool: quik is :weak: & never loses :ugh2: :booty: 🍺

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**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2006, 10:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/noobs/179678/140 "2006-01-25T10:11:44Z")

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woops forgot the :lockd: button

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