# Not even a power ranger can win this fight! **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [April 14, 2009, 12:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/not-even-a-power-ranger-can-win-this-fight/66140 "2009-04-14T12:52:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 5\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![yamba6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yamba6/32/5161_2.png) [@yamba6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/yamba6)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2009, 12:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/not-even-a-power-ranger-can-win-this-fight/66140/1 "2009-04-14T12:52:05Z")
[http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/04/14/skylar-deleon-sentenced-t\_n\_186605.html](http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/04/14/skylar-deleon-sentenced-t_n_186605.html) SANTA ANA, Calif. — A man convicted of murdering an Arizona couple by tying them to an anchor and throwing them overboard from their yacht off Southern California was sentenced to death Friday. ---
**Author:** ![MOBOOST4U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f4b2a3/32.png) [@MOBOOST4U](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MOBOOST4U)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2009, 12:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/not-even-a-power-ranger-can-win-this-fight/66140/2 "2009-04-14T12:59:37Z")
From another article: > **Skylar Deleon, 29, was hospitalized after he attempted to cut off his penis in his jail cell, in the mental ward.** > The Orange County Sheriff’s department told the LA Times, “Somehow he got hold of a razor blade and tried to saw off his penis, but didn’t complete the job. We do known there was a lot of blood and it was quite a scene. But from what I know, he didn’t finish his task, and maybe it was too painful and that made him stop”. > Jail officials have not said why he tried to cut his own penis off, or how he got his hands on a razor blade in the first place. > **Deleon’s penis was reattached** and he was returned to jail the next day, said Damon Micalizzi, a spokesman for the Orange County Sheriff’s Department. Looks like that terribly painful stunt dint work :wtf: And by stunt I mean getting off on craziness and detaching his whang. ---
**Author:** ![Jared](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jared/32/4976_2.png) [@Jared](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jared)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2009, 1:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/not-even-a-power-ranger-can-win-this-fight/66140/3 "2009-04-14T13:53:44Z")
> **[NAKED: Padma Lakshmi, Chelsea Handler And Eliza Dushku Strip For Allure's Nude...](https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/04/13/naked-padma-lakshmi-chels_n_186090.html)** > > "Top Chef" host Padma Lakshmi, E! talk show host Chelsea Handler and "Dollhouse" star Eliza Dushku each stripped for the May issue of Allure, the Nude Is... ---
**Author:** ![kenmxz13](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kenmxz13/32/5288_2.png) [@kenmxz13](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kenmxz13)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2009, 1:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/not-even-a-power-ranger-can-win-this-fight/66140/4 "2009-04-14T13:59:10Z")
> [@Jared](#): > > [NAKED: Padma Lakshmi, Chelsea Handler And Eliza Dushku Strip For Allure's Nude Issue (PHOTOS) | HuffPost Entertainment](http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/04/13/naked-padma-lakshmi-chels_n_186090.html) unrelated and probably NWS, but :tup: ---
**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2009, 2:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/not-even-a-power-ranger-can-win-this-fight/66140/5 "2009-04-14T14:43:54Z")
"humm omg how can I get out of this…? Oh I know exactly how!!! " 🖕