# NOT WORK SAFE : would u bang my gf? **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [October 29, 2010, 10:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/not-work-safe-would-u-bang-my-gf/255303 "2010-10-29T10:05:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2010, 10:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/not-work-safe-would-u-bang-my-gf/255303/1 "2010-10-29T10:05:21Z")
if you saw her walk into a bar, would u 1. want to bang her 2. would bang but wouldnt persue 3. wouldnt touch with your worst enemys dick ps: this is a very serious poll and there are stakes on the line for if i win. maybe if i win u will get more pics so choose wisely 😉 ---
**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2010, 10:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/not-work-safe-would-u-bang-my-gf/255303/2 "2010-10-29T10:06:11Z")
3 ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2010, 10:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/not-work-safe-would-u-bang-my-gf/255303/3 "2010-10-29T10:08:05Z")
Choice #2. Did she put you up to this thread? :lol ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2010, 10:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/not-work-safe-would-u-bang-my-gf/255303/4 "2010-10-29T10:14:05Z")
heres what she thinks. she thinks men dont want to fuck her and im insane about being jealous of certain circumstances because im constanly telling her how gorgeous i think she is and how everyman in the room would fuck her harder than seans love for adam. ---
**Author:** ![johnnyk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/johnnyk/32/6480_2.png) [@johnnyk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/johnnyk)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2010, 10:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/not-work-safe-would-u-bang-my-gf/255303/5 "2010-10-29T10:14:19Z")
option 2, would best fit me :lmao, good luck winning, in for more pics lol edit: sounds to be a common prob of girls, never thinking their pretty enough hah… good pick up E, shes def a looker :thumbup editedit: seans love for adam is getting out of hand ---
**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2010, 10:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/not-work-safe-would-u-bang-my-gf/255303/6 "2010-10-29T10:15:30Z")
I clicked #2 I dont like fake nails. lol ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2010, 10:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/not-work-safe-would-u-bang-my-gf/255303/7 "2010-10-29T10:16:12Z")
this shit is a setup by a jealous rage filled man, anyone voting option 1 will most certainly violently perish. watch your votes nigguhz ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2010, 10:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/not-work-safe-would-u-bang-my-gf/255303/8 "2010-10-29T10:17:20Z")
i have a feeling im going to get very skewed results because of option #2. basiclly what i want to know is who would fuck her and would would actually turn it down. ---
**Author:** ![big\_red](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/big_red/32/6328_2.png) [@big\_red](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/big_red)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2010, 10:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/not-work-safe-would-u-bang-my-gf/255303/9 "2010-10-29T10:18:04Z")
would smash…even though i would be smashed in the head by beefcake after ---
**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2010, 10:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/not-work-safe-would-u-bang-my-gf/255303/10 "2010-10-29T10:18:57Z")
Girl is attractive, I don’t see why any warm blooded male wouldn’t want to smash. ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2010, 10:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/not-work-safe-would-u-bang-my-gf/255303/11 "2010-10-29T10:19:51Z")
There is absolutely nothing about her that would turn me away physically. She’s probably nuts though. ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2010, 10:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/not-work-safe-would-u-bang-my-gf/255303/12 "2010-10-29T10:23:23Z")
> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/36657/52): > > i have a feeling im going to get very skewed results because of option #2. > > basiclly what i want to know is who would fuck her and would would actually turn it down. By traditional standards, you’d literally have to be a homosexual to turn down a sex offer from your girlfriend. ---
**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2010, 10:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/not-work-safe-would-u-bang-my-gf/255303/13 "2010-10-29T10:23:37Z")
I’m gonna go ahead and say WOULD SMASH. ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2010, 10:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/not-work-safe-would-u-bang-my-gf/255303/14 "2010-10-29T10:23:40Z")
> [@OMGOMGOMG! TF2! v. Now Playing!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omgomgomg-tf2-v-now-playing/14605/45): > > this shit is a setup by a jealous rage filled man, anyone voting option 1 will most certainly violently perish. > > watch your votes nigguhz ben, sometimes i swear u are retarded. this came about because tomorrow night we are going to a party and she is wearing next to nothing. i told her if any dudes try anything im going to yoke them up. she replied, “babe, no one wants to fuck me but u.” this is where i said let me prove u wrong. hence the thread ---
**Author:** ![Mike3](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mike3/32/6350_2.png) [@Mike3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mike3)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2010, 10:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/not-work-safe-would-u-bang-my-gf/255303/15 "2010-10-29T10:25:44Z")
> [@Wayne64SS"](#): > > I’m gonna go ahead and say WOULD SMASH. :thumbup ---
**Author:** ![jdaniels](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdaniels/32/6399_2.png) [@jdaniels](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jdaniels)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2010, 10:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/not-work-safe-would-u-bang-my-gf/255303/16 "2010-10-29T10:29:17Z")
> [@Wayne64SS"](#): > > I’m gonna go ahead and say WOULD SMASH. :thumbup ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2010, 10:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/not-work-safe-would-u-bang-my-gf/255303/17 "2010-10-29T10:29:22Z")
> [@Are you a detailing nazi?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/are-you-a-detailing-nazi/36700/25): > > There is absolutely nothing about her that would turn me away physically. > > **She’s probably nuts though**. good job Ben, u just described all women. but no srsly shes very sane. very good to me too and holy shit takes care of me like whoa! im talking cleaning, making me anything i want whenever i want! post sex goes like this, “bitch make me a sammich and a nice tall glass of cold milk!” and she looks at me funny and says ok brb. haha if thats not absolute WIN i dont know what is. ---
**Author:** ![johnnyk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/johnnyk/32/6480_2.png) [@johnnyk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/johnnyk)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2010, 10:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/not-work-safe-would-u-bang-my-gf/255303/18 "2010-10-29T10:29:24Z")
yeah shes crazy for thinking that ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2010, 10:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/not-work-safe-would-u-bang-my-gf/255303/19 "2010-10-29T10:29:41Z")
I bet if you posted a picture of her in her costume, almost ALL of the votes would be choice #1. :rofl ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2010, 10:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/not-work-safe-would-u-bang-my-gf/255303/20 "2010-10-29T10:30:00Z")
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