# NOT WORK SAFE : would u bang my gf? **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [October 29, 2010, 10:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/not-work-safe-would-u-bang-my-gf/255303 "2010-10-29T10:05:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2010, 2:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/not-work-safe-would-u-bang-my-gf/255303/81 "2010-10-29T14:35:00Z")
i would deff rock ---
**Author:** ![Oleg](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/oleg/32/6276_2.png) [@Oleg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Oleg)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2010, 2:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/not-work-safe-would-u-bang-my-gf/255303/82 "2010-10-29T14:57:17Z")
> [@Common Legal Rumors?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/common-legal-rumors/36686/20): > > this came about because tomorrow night we are going to a party and she is wearing next to nothing. i told her if any dudes try anything im going to yoke them up. she replied, “babe, no one wants to fuck me but u.” Either your gf’s self-esteem is lower than a snake’s belly, or she thinks you for a fool. ---
**Author:** ![NotSl0w](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@NotSl0w](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NotSl0w)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2010, 3:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/not-work-safe-would-u-bang-my-gf/255303/83 "2010-10-29T15:02:20Z")
i went with choice 4. “been there done that.” joking of course. choice 1 for sure my good man! ---
**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2010, 3:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/not-work-safe-would-u-bang-my-gf/255303/84 "2010-10-29T15:11:36Z")
A STRONG 1 HERE ---
**Author:** ![Jammer](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jammer/32/6349_2.png) [@Jammer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jammer)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2010, 3:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/not-work-safe-would-u-bang-my-gf/255303/85 "2010-10-29T15:38:03Z")
option 6, been there not… yet ---
**Author:** ![Jammer](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jammer/32/6349_2.png) [@Jammer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jammer)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2010, 3:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/not-work-safe-would-u-bang-my-gf/255303/86 "2010-10-29T15:38:22Z")
I love you E… ---
**Author:** ![toomanycamaros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@toomanycamaros](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/toomanycamaros)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2010, 6:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/not-work-safe-would-u-bang-my-gf/255303/87 "2010-10-29T18:06:47Z")
I would vote for option 1 if I was still single, but I’m married so I’m just voting in spirit. ---
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2010, 6:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/not-work-safe-would-u-bang-my-gf/255303/88 "2010-10-29T18:12:37Z")
New options added :ahh ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2010, 7:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/not-work-safe-would-u-bang-my-gf/255303/89 "2010-10-29T19:12:22Z")
Im not saying anything because she will kick my ass at the gym. She already told me her arms are bigger than mine. ---
**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2010, 7:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/not-work-safe-would-u-bang-my-gf/255303/90 "2010-10-29T19:13:24Z")
Where is the “I enjoy being dominated by women” check box? ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2010, 7:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/not-work-safe-would-u-bang-my-gf/255303/91 "2010-10-29T19:38:34Z")
i’d absolutely do things to her, but E would fold me like a napkin or run me through a juicer and use the fluid as warpaint ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2010, 7:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/not-work-safe-would-u-bang-my-gf/255303/92 "2010-10-29T19:41:02Z")
> [@2008 STi](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/2008-sti/31541/102): > > fuckin A > > but im paying for them. Fuck my life ☹ > > but once everything is settled i will get something nice, car wise. back to fuckin A!!! tell her not to. they feel all weird, man. real is the best :thumbup plus theres maintenance involved with the fake ones. ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2010, 7:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/not-work-safe-would-u-bang-my-gf/255303/93 "2010-10-29T19:44:33Z")
where is the ALREADY WAS THERE option ---
**Author:** ![KillerBlackbird](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/killerblackbird/32/6525_2.png) [@KillerBlackbird](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KillerBlackbird)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2010, 8:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/not-work-safe-would-u-bang-my-gf/255303/94 "2010-10-29T20:33:09Z")
I’d hit that critter in the shitter like a Timberwolf log splitter. Plz don’t kick my ass. ---
**Author:** ![rchiplock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecd19e/32.png) [@rchiplock](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rchiplock)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2010, 8:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/not-work-safe-would-u-bang-my-gf/255303/95 "2010-10-29T20:38:54Z")
maybe i’m wrong, but are you looking for confirmation that you should be worried about her cheating on you? I’d not worry about who wants to fuck her, know you are the one fucking her and if she did show interest in someone other than you and disrespect your feelings then its on to the next one ---
**Author:** ![Norwood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Norwood](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Norwood)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2010, 12:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/not-work-safe-would-u-bang-my-gf/255303/96 "2010-10-30T00:30:59Z")
:lol ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2010, 4:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/not-work-safe-would-u-bang-my-gf/255303/97 "2010-10-30T04:31:16Z")
> [@WTB: e30 hood latch](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-e30-hood-latch/36702/18): > > Either your gf’s self-esteem is lower than a snake’s belly, or she thinks you for a fool. she does have a self image issue and she knows it. mainly because all her life she has had small bewbs and it makes her feel less sexy. problem will be solved soon even though i love her small titties. > [@zerodaze](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/zerodaze/36703/17): > > Im not saying anything because she will kick my ass at the gym. > She already told me her arms are bigger than mine. yes she did and yes she will haha > [@Cossey"](#): > > Voters of options 1 and 2 are now on E’s hitlist. By hitlist I mean people to kill. By kill I mean bludgeon with barbells. na yall are my peeps. u can want all u can, doesnt mean u will get. well maybe not haha. 3some? haha jk ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2010, 4:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/not-work-safe-would-u-bang-my-gf/255303/98 "2010-10-30T04:32:44Z")
> [@Callout : Jeeves,Badazz28,Psphinx81](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/callout-jeeves-badazz28-psphinx81/36457/186): > > maybe i’m wrong, but are you looking for confirmation that you should be worried about her cheating on you? I’d not worry about who wants to fuck her, know you are the one fucking her and if she did show interest in someone other than you and disrespect your feelings then its on to the next one yes u are wrong, but it was a good guess. i explained everything earlier in the thread. ---
**Author:** ![car\_ramrod](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/car_ramrod/32/6441_2.png) [@car\_ramrod](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/car_ramrod)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2010, 5:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/not-work-safe-would-u-bang-my-gf/255303/99 "2010-10-30T05:00:34Z")
> [@zerodaze](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/zerodaze/36703/22): > > where is the ALREADY WAS THERE option You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to 88slowmarro again. HAHAHAHA ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2010, 1:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/not-work-safe-would-u-bang-my-gf/255303/100 "2010-10-30T13:52:37Z")
Wheres the already did the dirty diddy option? Why do you think her and I go to lunch so often??? :ahh [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/not-work-safe-would-u-bang-my-gf/255303.md?page=4) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/not-work-safe-would-u-bang-my-gf/255303.md?page=6)