# notalwaysright.com **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [September 17, 2009, 10:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/notalwaysright-com/73663 "2009-09-17T10:28:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 10:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/notalwaysright-com/73663/1 "2009-09-17T10:28:19Z")
[http://notalwaysright.com/](http://notalwaysright.com/) ---
**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 10:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/notalwaysright-com/73663/2 "2009-09-17T10:33:05Z")
Gold. :tup: ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 10:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/notalwaysright-com/73663/3 "2009-09-17T10:39:18Z")
a lot of those sound really made-up ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 10:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/notalwaysright-com/73663/4 "2009-09-17T10:47:57Z")
> [@newman](#): > > a lot of those sound really made-up Have you ever done time in retail? People are retarded. It’s amazing. ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 10:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/notalwaysright-com/73663/5 "2009-09-17T10:49:13Z")
I have worked in retail, I realize how stupid people can be, but i still think a lot are embellished. ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 10:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/notalwaysright-com/73663/6 "2009-09-17T10:50:11Z")
> [@newman](#): > > I have worked in retail, I realize how stupid people can be, but i still think a lot are embellished. I think you are underestimating how dumb people are. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 10:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/notalwaysright-com/73663/7 "2009-09-17T10:57:02Z")
> (A man walks up to my register with his wife, they have a few items, one of which is a broom.) > > Me: “How are you guys today?” > > Husband: “Oh, we’re good.” > > (The husband takes the broom and places it on counter, then stares at his wife). > > Wife: “What?” > > Husband: “Are you sure you’re going to fit on this?” Outstanding. ---
**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 10:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/notalwaysright-com/73663/8 "2009-09-17T10:58:41Z")
Agreed with newman, and I’m pretty sure you can see any movie you want as long as you have someone over 17 buy the tickets. ---
**Author:** ![SilverGTP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/35a633/32.png) [@SilverGTP](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SilverGTP)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 11:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/notalwaysright-com/73663/9 "2009-09-17T11:06:54Z")
I can believe this… I worked at a corn maize and people used to ask me how the corn got there… ---
**Author:** ![bpipe95](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bpipe95/32/7294_2.png) [@bpipe95](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bpipe95)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 11:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/notalwaysright-com/73663/10 "2009-09-17T11:15:06Z")
great site! ---
**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 11:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/notalwaysright-com/73663/11 "2009-09-17T11:21:50Z")
> [@newman](#): > > I have worked in retail, I realize how stupid people can be, but i still think a lot are embellished. I would agree that a bunch are embellished… Have you ever had to talk to people that work in retail? Its amazing how stupid they can be. ---
**Author:** ![Clean\_Baldy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/clean_baldy/32/7308_2.png) [@Clean\_Baldy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Clean_Baldy)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 11:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/notalwaysright-com/73663/12 "2009-09-17T11:34:20Z")
I have actually been told by a 90 year old man that his cup holder broke. He was serious. He bought a computer and hired someone to use it. He didn’t even know what the mouse was, as if he had never even seen a computer before it arrived at his store. The guy he hired quit because the 90 year old man was un-trainable. He wanted to sell his old inventory on eBay because his grandson told him about it. Imagine trying to explain eBay when the person you’re talking to doesn’t know what a mouse or keyboard is for… He snapped off the CD tray because he was literally using it to put his coffee on it. People. Are. This. Stupid. Newman. /argument ---
**Author:** ![bpipe95](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bpipe95/32/7294_2.png) [@bpipe95](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bpipe95)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 11:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/notalwaysright-com/73663/13 "2009-09-17T11:36:45Z")
Hard Drugs And Harder Pharmacists Pharmacy | Mount Holly, NJ, USA (A teen approaches my cash register very slowly.) Me: “Can I help you?” Customer: “Gimme all the f\*\*\*ing medicine!” (Teen pulls out an airsoft pistol with orange tip still glued to the front.) Me: “The pharmacy is in the back of the store.” Customer: “Oh…okay.” (He holsters the air-soft gun in his belt and darts down the aisles to the back of the store. My manager comes out of the back room because of the commotion.) Manager: “Who was that?” Me: “Some kid looking for drugs. He went back to the pharmacy.” Manager: “Why didn’t you call the police?” (The teen runs screaming from the back of the store out of the front door followed closely by the pharmacy technician, a 35 year old boxer built like a fridge.) Me: “Doug started working today.” ---
**Author:** ![Cavi\_Mike](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cavi_mike/32/5217_2.png) [@Cavi\_Mike](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cavi_Mike)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 11:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/notalwaysright-com/73663/14 "2009-09-17T11:55:16Z")
[http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/](http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/) is better. ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 12:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/notalwaysright-com/73663/15 "2009-09-17T12:11:31Z")
> [@Cavi Mike](#): > > [http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/](http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/) is better. I didnt laugh at any of those. ---
**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 12:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/notalwaysright-com/73663/16 "2009-09-17T12:13:41Z")
yea… theres probably more crap/lies than truth there. ---
**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 12:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/notalwaysright-com/73663/17 "2009-09-17T12:19:59Z")
All for the sake of entertainment. I still got some lol’s at a bunch. I don’t really care if half are embellished. ---
**Author:** ![Eazy716](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eazy716/32/7443_2.png) [@Eazy716](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eazy716)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 12:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/notalwaysright-com/73663/18 "2009-09-17T12:24:35Z")
> (I get a call from a new renter with whom I had signed a lease contract with the previous night.) > > Me: “Thanks for calling [apartments]! How may I help you?” > > Renter: “My name is \*\*\* and I just signed the lease last night. I want to cancel it.” > > Me: “Cancel? I’m sorry, but the lease is a binding contract between yourself and the management company as we discussed.” > > Renter: “What! I don’t want it! Just cancel it!” > > Me: “Well, there are some options. We can try to rent the apartment to another tenant to end your lease early, or, if you happen to qualify for a job or military transfer–” > > Renter: “I can’t believe you’re doing this to me. I can’t believe that in the United States of America, I can sign a legal document, and not get out of it!” _hangs up_ :picard: ---
**Author:** ![Bull49](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bull49/32/7381_2.png) [@Bull49](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bull49)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 12:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/notalwaysright-com/73663/19 "2009-09-17T12:28:06Z")
my own, from back when i used to slang pies: me: thank you for calling \*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\* how may i help you? customer: yeah, what kind of pizza/wing specials do you have? me: what size pizza do you want? customer: sheet pizza. me: well, we have a sheet and 30 special and a sheet and 50 special. customer: i’ll take the sheet and 30 special. me: ok, what do you want on the pizza? customer: pepperoni. me: and the wings? customer: how many come with that? me: what? customer: how many wings come with that? me: uh, 30. customer: ok, i’ll take half medium, half hot, and half bbq. me: (completely understanding what she meant) you can’t do that. customer: what? me: you can’t do that. you can’t have 3 halves. it’s mathematically impossible. i think you meant to divide into thirds. customer: what? me: never mind. what’s the phone number?.. ---
**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 12:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/notalwaysright-com/73663/20 "2009-09-17T12:56:32Z")
> [@92slowcivic](#): > > customer: ok, i’ll take half medium, half hot, and half bbq. You should have given her 15 medium, 7 hot, 7 bbq and 1 hot & bbq. “Lady that is as close to half/half/half you can get!” [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/notalwaysright-com/73663.md?page=2)