# notalwaysright.com **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [September 17, 2009, 10:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/notalwaysright-com/73663 "2009-09-17T10:28:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Xander](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/xander/32/7597_2.png) [@Xander](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Xander)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 1:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/notalwaysright-com/73663/21 "2009-09-17T13:07:39Z")
> [@Geehee](#): > > I think you are underestimating how dumb people are. Agreed, sometimes you can just see the stupid in them before they even say one word. x… ---
**Author:** ![Roush97](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/roush97/32/7424_2.png) [@Roush97](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Roush97)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 7:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/notalwaysright-com/73663/22 "2009-09-17T19:48:10Z")
Me- “I’m sorry mam but we are going to have to rebuild your tranmission and it will take several days” Customer- “So y’all telling me I can’t wait for it?” Me- “Yes it will take several days to complete the repair” Customer " What? How long could it possibly take to rebuild a transmission?" True story. ---
**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 10:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/notalwaysright-com/73663/23 "2009-09-17T22:48:36Z")
I’ve had a shit load of fucking retards argue with me at work before. I believe most of this website is real. Like this one guy who wanted to return his carton of Seneca’s, which are roughly $20, for a carton of Marlboro’s, which are roughly $50, because they’re “safer.” REALLY DUDE? ---
**Author:** ![JDMSIR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdmsir/32/7376_2.png) [@JDMSIR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMSIR)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 11:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/notalwaysright-com/73663/24 "2009-09-17T23:15:25Z")
Customer: “I get to drive my own buggy, right?” Me: “Yep. Of course, you are guided, but that’s only because the instructors know where the cliffs are. You’ll be chasing one.” Customer: “A guide? I’ll be chasing a guide? What if he goes over a cliff?” Me: “Well, they always keep groups away from the cliffs.” Customer: “But what if I want to go over a cliff?” Me: “If that’s the case, I don’t think we can take a check for your damage deposit.” 1 Thumbs Up (1,051 Thumbs Up!) Email | Print | Digg | Stumble Rated C For Child Welfare Movie Theater | New Brunswick, Canada Me: “Hi, how can I do to help you?” Customer: “I’m having a problem with your automatic ticket machines. It won’t let me buy children’s tickets.” Me: “Okay, what movie did you want to see?” Customer: “Final Destination 3D.” (I look at the customer’s children, who can barely see over the counter.) Me: “Ma’am, you can’t take your children to that movie. They’re too young.” Customer: “What the h\*\*\* do you mean?! They’re my children!” Me: “How old are they?” Customer: “Six and eight.” Me: “Ma’am, I don’t think you understand how gory it is. A man’s guts get sucked out and then explode in the air! Could I recommend a different movie for you?” Customer: “No! I’m going to see this movie with my kids!” Customer’s husband: “Their favorite movies are Saw 1 and Saw 2!” Me: “Well, they still can’t go. It’s illegal.” Customer: “Nothing’s illegal to do with your children!” _storms away with husband and kids_ BS, my kids can se what they want ---
**Author:** ![JDMSIR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdmsir/32/7376_2.png) [@JDMSIR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMSIR)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 11:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/notalwaysright-com/73663/25 "2009-09-17T23:15:40Z")
Customer: “I get to drive my own buggy, right?” Me: “Yep. Of course, you are guided, but that’s only because the instructors know where the cliffs are. You’ll be chasing one.” Customer: “A guide? I’ll be chasing a guide? What if he goes over a cliff?” Me: “Well, they always keep groups away from the cliffs.” Customer: “But what if I want to go over a cliff?” Me: “If that’s the case, I don’t think we can take a check for your damage deposit.” 1 Thumbs Up (1,051 Thumbs Up!) Email | Print | Digg | Stumble Rated C For Child Welfare Movie Theater | New Brunswick, Canada Me: “Hi, how can I do to help you?” Customer: “I’m having a problem with your automatic ticket machines. It won’t let me buy children’s tickets.” Me: “Okay, what movie did you want to see?” Customer: “Final Destination 3D.” (I look at the customer’s children, who can barely see over the counter.) Me: “Ma’am, you can’t take your children to that movie. They’re too young.” Customer: “What the h\*\*\* do you mean?! They’re my children!” Me: “How old are they?” Customer: “Six and eight.” Me: “Ma’am, I don’t think you understand how gory it is. A man’s guts get sucked out and then explode in the air! Could I recommend a different movie for you?” Customer: “No! I’m going to see this movie with my kids!” Customer’s husband: “Their favorite movies are Saw 1 and Saw 2!” Me: “Well, they still can’t go. It’s illegal.” Customer: “Nothing’s illegal to do with your children!” _storms away with husband and kids_ BS, my kids can se what they want ---
**Author:** ![Pass\_McGass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pass_mcgass/32/7616_2.png) [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 11:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/notalwaysright-com/73663/26 "2009-09-17T23:56:52Z")
Me reading those stories: ![http://igargoyle.com/archives/bored_face.jpg](http://igargoyle.com/archives/bored_face.jpg) [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/notalwaysright-com/73663.md?page=1)