# Nothing like free gift wrapping!

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nothing-like-free-gift-wrapping/21969>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [December 21, 2006, 1:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nothing-like-free-gift-wrapping/21969 "2006-12-21T13:27:45Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 16\
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**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 1:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nothing-like-free-gift-wrapping/21969/1 "2006-12-21T13:27:45Z")

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So I bought Susan a book from Barns and Noble and I was told there was free gift wrapping.

So I walked over and noticed he was from an organization–had a little box with donations. There was this old broad that previously held up the line because she didn’t know if she wanted a GIFT RECEIPT or not. Now she was having all 7 of her books wrapped.

“Oh I saw some girls here last week but I figured they were from an organization”

and the guy replies,

“Yes, well, I’m with the AIDS community \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_” I forget the rest.

and she replies,

“Oh, the disease that God gave gay people!?”

So the nice person wrapping the gifts and I looked at each other like WTF. We later find out she is from North Tonawanda.

Which simply explained everything. :bloated:

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**Author:** ![MaximaSE98](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/maximase98/32/7600_2.png) [@MaximaSE98](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MaximaSE98)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 1:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nothing-like-free-gift-wrapping/21969/2 "2006-12-21T13:29:12Z")

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Haaa haaa ahaaaaa…I would have been laughing out loud

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**Author:** ![JustinH](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9fc29f/32.png) [@JustinH](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JustinH)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 1:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nothing-like-free-gift-wrapping/21969/3 "2006-12-21T13:38:41Z")

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hahaha.

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**Author:** ![Jagermeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f19dbf/32.png) [@Jagermeister](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jagermeister)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 1:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nothing-like-free-gift-wrapping/21969/4 "2006-12-21T13:43:07Z")

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For real?

Who the fuck says that?

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**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 1:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nothing-like-free-gift-wrapping/21969/5 "2006-12-21T13:57:34Z")

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Who the fuck thinks that!?

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**Author:** ![05OrangeSS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/0/eada6e/32.png) [@05OrangeSS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/05OrangeSS)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 2:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nothing-like-free-gift-wrapping/21969/6 "2006-12-21T14:00:40Z")

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i agree shes a bum but y u baggin on nt jus becuz it is the most closed minded city in wny doesnt mean u have to tell the world…lol

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**Author:** ![Justin](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justin/32/7459_2.png) [@Justin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Justin)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 5:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nothing-like-free-gift-wrapping/21969/7 "2006-12-21T17:11:03Z")

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> [@RedGoober4Life](#):
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> …“Oh, the disease that God gave gay people!?”…

ROFL

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**Author:** ![Locutus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/locutus/32/7574_2.png) [@Locutus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Locutus)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 5:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nothing-like-free-gift-wrapping/21969/8 "2006-12-21T17:13:27Z")

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wow… love Barnes and noble…

i have a serious problem

every time, EVERY TIME i drive by borders or B&n i buy at least one book. i have 5 in the que right now for vaca 🙂

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**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 5:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nothing-like-free-gift-wrapping/21969/9 "2006-12-21T17:13:42Z")

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**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 5:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nothing-like-free-gift-wrapping/21969/10 "2006-12-21T17:13:49Z")

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> [@05OrangeSS](#):
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> i agree shes a bum but y u baggin on nt jus becuz it is the most closed minded city in wny doesnt mean u have to tell the world…lol

I would much rather read his post  
Than your intelligible typing

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**Author:** ![05OrangeSS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/0/eada6e/32.png) [@05OrangeSS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/05OrangeSS)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 5:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nothing-like-free-gift-wrapping/21969/11 "2006-12-21T17:49:09Z")

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well if u dont like dont read it i didnt ask you to comment on my grammar did i dad??? I didnt think so

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**Author:** ![Freek](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/freek/32/7357_2.png) [@Freek](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Freek)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 6:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nothing-like-free-gift-wrapping/21969/12 "2006-12-21T18:01:28Z")

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everyone know it was the disease God gave to black people! Sheshh!

(this was an off color bad taste joke that i thought was funny. However i didn’t actually mean that. It would have been much funnier if you didn’t have to put a disclaimer at the end of every joke out there.)

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**Author:** ![Dex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dex/32/7210_2.png) [@Dex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dex)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 7:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nothing-like-free-gift-wrapping/21969/13 "2006-12-21T19:38:27Z")

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> [@RedGoober4Life](#):
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> So the nice person wrapping the gifts and I looked at each other like WTF. We later find out she is from North Tonawanda.
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> Which simply explained everything. :bloated:

north tonawanda…or she could have been been from the great city of depew.

great story btw. i \<3 your threads.

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**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 7:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nothing-like-free-gift-wrapping/21969/14 "2006-12-21T19:41:37Z")

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Sinclairville!?

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**Author:** ![Bigairskier1580](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bigairskier1580/32/7612_2.png) [@Bigairskier1580](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bigairskier1580)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 7:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nothing-like-free-gift-wrapping/21969/15 "2006-12-21T19:44:15Z")

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Haha, ignorant old bags.

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**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 9:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nothing-like-free-gift-wrapping/21969/16 "2006-12-21T21:01:42Z")

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> [@05OrangeSS](#):
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> well if u dont like dont read it i didnt ask you to comment on my grammar did i dad??? I didnt think so

That theory blows annnnnd you drive a cobalt **SS**

 

I love it when you call me big poppa.
