# Nyspeed Dictionary

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-dictionary/23862>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [January 31, 2007, 12:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-dictionary/23862 "2007-01-31T12:05:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 4

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**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 9:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-dictionary/23862/61 "2007-01-31T21:42:44Z")

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WGFletch’ing - the act of bumping your FS: thread every 20 minutes

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**Author:** ![my240nissan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e19b73/32.png) [@my240nissan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/my240nissan)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 9:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-dictionary/23862/62 "2007-01-31T21:44:25Z")

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bump whore

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**Author:** ![ImportMuscle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/importmuscle/32/7615_2.png) [@ImportMuscle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ImportMuscle)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 11:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-dictionary/23862/63 "2007-01-31T23:10:57Z")

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Rocliffe: 1.) to engage in vigorous homosexual activity utilizing multiple partners.  
2.) to believe 15 seconds is rediculously fast

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**Author:** ![ImportMuscle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/importmuscle/32/7615_2.png) [@ImportMuscle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ImportMuscle)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 11:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-dictionary/23862/64 "2007-01-31T23:14:49Z")

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The “Cuse”: 1.) A place lacking in anything entertaining. Person(s) living in the said area usualy spend time practicing Incestuous relations.  
See also: Rocliffe

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**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 12:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-dictionary/23862/65 "2007-02-01T00:07:14Z")

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> [@ImportMuscle](#):
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> Beck /becking 1.) to be full of ones self too the point of attention whoreing. Too produce false stories about oneself in order to bolster ones already inflated ego.  
> 2.)Too be 20+ years old and still pursue a person (or persons) of significant lesser age, purely for sexual pleasure. One than must brag about it online to cover up the fact that they are indeed, just a closet petofile

3.) to be extremely cocky, while having nothing to be cocky about.  
4.) to buy an already heavily built car, put stickers on it, and pass it off as something you built yourself (SEE: woody’ing.)  
5.) to tell kids you’re going to buy a huge turbo for your single cam d16 just to make them think you’re fucking rad, but you really wont.  
6.) to attempt to copy one christian trevor newman in every concevable way possible.

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**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 12:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-dictionary/23862/66 "2007-02-01T00:11:37Z")

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> [@Daddie](#):
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> E.G. _I was having great sex with this girl and I tried to stick it in her two hole. After that she was carnutting till I forced her to suck my dick._

🤣

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**Author:** ![turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_ls1_ss/32/7303_2.png) [@turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbo_ls1_ss)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 12:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-dictionary/23862/67 "2007-02-01T00:12:59Z")

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is that the name of the newman? hmmm

to be Newmaned - see spell-checker

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**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 12:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-dictionary/23862/68 "2007-02-01T00:19:09Z")

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Jann (jan) v. - 1. The process of hitting a stationary object. 2. Placing blame on something/someone other than yourself. 3. To correct one’s grammar mistakes.

Examples:  
-That car totally janned that curb.  
-The bitch with the coffee janned a ton of money, from McDonalds.  
-Janny is janning JEG’s post again.

Jam (jam?) a. - 1. Badass  
See also: Jambo, legendary, 94glxlolwtfiroffledvr6

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 5:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-dictionary/23862/69 "2007-02-01T05:40:53Z")

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HRKing: see hack

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**Author:** ![STEALTTH](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/stealtth/32/7582_2.png) [@STEALTTH](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/STEALTTH)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 6:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-dictionary/23862/70 "2007-02-01T06:17:49Z")

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**muscle50 scenario** - Overdose of mountain dew resulting in random outbursts of the phrase " DEWWWW IT ".

**Kranglickoving** - Obsession with hockey, forcing the delusion that you’re in the NHL and growing a playoff beard for the entire hockey season. _see the bearded russian_

**“The Stairs”** - Having problems with obsticles that take you to different levels resulting knee scrapings and/or embarassment.

**Bartosiewiczing** - To randomly crash into someone/thing with ones head knocking item over along with self. This is in no waiii associated with boost obsession.

**Cheat codes** - commonly used by the one they call “chara” to gain advantage in Hockey events. _see BLKGSR_

**Blue Shorts** - A technique used by some men to catch a football with any extremity no matter how painful. _see case Howie vs. nerf football 1 or case 2…same day_

**Gazelling** - To run with great leg extension and straight back while holding video camera to capture the greatest of events with precision. _Also see Onyxification_

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**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 6:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-dictionary/23862/71 "2007-02-01T06:19:54Z")

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> [@STEALTTH](#):
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> **Blue Shorts** - A technique used by some men to catch a football with any extremity no matter how painful. _see case Howie vs. nerf football_

:lol:!!!

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**Author:** ![dreid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dreid/32/7388_2.png) [@dreid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dreid)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 6:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-dictionary/23862/72 "2007-02-01T06:54:13Z")

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> [@my240nissan](#):
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> silvergt- to take an intrest in something resulting in a long post and out of left feild sneeks in a low ball. ex.FS — ----- ---- $3800or best offer. blah blah for 15 lines of post" I got 200 on it"  
> lol

good ole dave. you can always count on him for the lowball

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**Author:** ![LAFENGAS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lafengas/32/7573_2.png) [@LAFENGAS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LAFENGAS)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2007, 6:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-dictionary/23862/73 "2007-02-04T06:19:36Z")

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**Howieism** **(how-wee-is-em)**

Any person having a freakishly huge-enormous head with the holding capacity of two “Super Gulp” Slushies. Easily identified because of their stretched out shirt collars, forehead rug burns from being overly top heavy, and general discontent from others while at seated sporting events and movie theaters.

_See also: Daddie Syndrome._

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**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2007, 12:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-dictionary/23862/74 "2007-02-11T12:40:03Z")

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bump

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**Author:** ![woody](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/woody/32/7191_2.png) [@woody](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/woody)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2007, 1:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-dictionary/23862/75 "2007-02-11T13:20:24Z")

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> [@94wvwglxvr6](#):
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> 4.) to buy an already heavily built car, put stickers on it, and pass it off as something you built yourself (SEE: woody’ing.)

burned!

_ **94WVWGLXVR6ing** _ - never actually owning a respectable or even modded car but talking shit to everybody anyway like you do.

“dudebro drives a kackord and is totally 94WVWGLXVR6ing everyone on teh board”

\<3 you jamo

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**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2007, 1:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-dictionary/23862/76 "2007-02-11T13:32:51Z")

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> [@woody](#):
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> burned!
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> _ **94WVWGLXVR6ing** _ - Having never actually owned a respectable or even modded car but talking shit to everybody anyway like you do.
> 
> “dudebro drives a kackord and is totally 94WVWGLXVR6ing everyone on teh board”
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> \<3 you jamo

It just rolllllllls of the tongue.

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**Author:** ![Sc1chik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sc1chik/32/7243_2.png) [@Sc1chik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sc1chik)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2007, 3:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-dictionary/23862/77 "2007-02-11T15:07:02Z")

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> [@FuzzyFish](#):
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> It just rolllllllls of the tongue.

hahaha.

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**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2007, 3:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-dictionary/23862/78 "2007-02-11T15:45:47Z")

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I think Jamed/Jaming would have fit better.

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**Author:** ![woody](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/woody/32/7191_2.png) [@woody](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/woody)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2007, 3:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-dictionary/23862/79 "2007-02-11T15:49:13Z")

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> [@FuzzyFish](#):
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> I think Jamed/Jaming would have fit better.

i was just going with the trend of using everyones nyspeed names

jaming would be much better fit.

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**Author:** ![vq30de](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/9dc877/32.png) [@vq30de](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/vq30de)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2010, 8:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-dictionary/23862/80 "2010-01-15T20:39:20Z")

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Bump

mordaking- the act of doing something illegal, then calling the cops on yourself; having the intelligence of a cabbage.

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