# Nyspeed Dictionary

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**Created:** [January 31, 2007, 12:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-dictionary/23862 "2007-01-31T12:05:51Z")\
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**muscle50 scenario** - Overdose of mountain dew resulting in random outbursts of the phrase " DEWWWW IT ".

**Kranglickoving** - Obsession with hockey, forcing the delusion that you’re in the NHL and growing a playoff beard for the entire hockey season. _see the bearded russian_

**“The Stairs”** - Having problems with obsticles that take you to different levels resulting knee scrapings and/or embarassment.

**Bartosiewiczing** - To randomly crash into someone/thing with ones head knocking item over along with self. This is in no waiii associated with boost obsession.

**Cheat codes** - commonly used by the one they call “chara” to gain advantage in Hockey events. _see BLKGSR_

**Blue Shorts** - A technique used by some men to catch a football with any extremity no matter how painful. _see case Howie vs. nerf football 1 or case 2…same day_

**Gazelling** - To run with great leg extension and straight back while holding video camera to capture the greatest of events with precision. _Also see Onyxification_

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