# Nyspeed docs come in! Help- my farts dont smell

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-docs-come-in-help-my-farts-dont-smell/56989
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [October 23, 2008, 10:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-docs-come-in-help-my-farts-dont-smell/56989 "2008-10-23T22:27:12Z")
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### Author: ![jetlounge](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jetlounge/32/4994_2.png) [@jetlounge](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jetlounge)
#### Post date: [October 24, 2008, 9:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-docs-come-in-help-my-farts-dont-smell/56989/21 "2008-10-24T09:11:12Z")

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i think you just burned everyone’s olfactory nerves.

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### Author: ![burnt\_toast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/burnt_toast/32/7518_2.png) [@burnt\_toast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/burnt_toast)
#### Post date: [October 24, 2008, 10:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-docs-come-in-help-my-farts-dont-smell/56989/22 "2008-10-24T10:03:30Z")

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> [@Jam](#):
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> its not really a problem, but it worries me a bit
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> and don, cait says the same thing- they dont smell. so do all of my co workers. even when i rip a super loud one everyone at work is just like meh bc they know it wont smell.

that’s gotta be depressing too… i mean, when you rip a serious fart around a bunch of people, there is true enjoyment in watching people run for their lives. It’d be like replacing all of our military’s weapons with their nerf counterparts…  
Or like having no sperm… i mean yea, cool, you can’t make babies… but, you can’t make babies.  
This is a serious rip on your manhood. I suggest you talk to a doctor.

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### Author: ![bigwoode](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bigwoode/32/5175_2.png) [@bigwoode](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bigwoode)
#### Post date: [October 24, 2008, 10:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-docs-come-in-help-my-farts-dont-smell/56989/23 "2008-10-24T10:31:28Z")

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Dude, you work in a pizzeria right?

Honestly, mine NEVER smell when I am at work, just blends in naturally… but if its at home too then I dont know!

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### Author: ![jetlounge](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jetlounge/32/4994_2.png) [@jetlounge](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jetlounge)
#### Post date: [October 24, 2008, 10:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-docs-come-in-help-my-farts-dont-smell/56989/24 "2008-10-24T10:39:04Z")

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> [@Jam](#):
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> Called the doctor. He told me to eat 2 lbs of chili, beans and lots of bacon. Kung Pao Chicken too.
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> Then take two dumps and call him in the morning.

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### Author: ![Toda\_Party](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/toda_party/32/7354_2.png) [@Toda\_Party](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Toda_Party)
#### Post date: [October 24, 2008, 10:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-docs-come-in-help-my-farts-dont-smell/56989/25 "2008-10-24T10:46:12Z")

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WTS methane, sulfur

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### Author: ![rdandy5875](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rdandy5875/32/7511_2.png) [@rdandy5875](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rdandy5875)
#### Post date: [October 24, 2008, 10:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-docs-come-in-help-my-farts-dont-smell/56989/26 "2008-10-24T10:47:30Z")

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My farts don’t smell either, unless like you said, rare cases that I have to poop, and some gas sneaks past.

I’ve always been like that. I thought it was normal.

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### Author: ![BuickGN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/buickgn/32/7200_2.png) [@BuickGN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BuickGN)
#### Post date: [October 24, 2008, 10:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-docs-come-in-help-my-farts-dont-smell/56989/27 "2008-10-24T10:49:15Z")

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> [@turbo ls1 ss](#):
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> my farts smell worse when i eat right…
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> gnc mega mens multi vitamin also helps. my pee actually smells and is a deep shade of neon yellow
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> hope this helps

lol thanks for sharing

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