# NYSPEED members' original jokes **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [August 20, 2008, 9:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-members-original-jokes/53557 "2008-08-20T09:52:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![micah](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/micah/32/7257_2.png) [@micah](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/micah)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 9:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-members-original-jokes/53557/1 "2008-08-20T09:52:09Z")
you shall make up your own, original joke or VERY SHORT story, and everyone will rate how well u did and how good the originality is. sometimes if its super horrible it can sway into a bigger score: ie: if its 10,000 BC and u need to check the HP on ur car, get some **DYNO** SAURS ---
**Author:** ![Tevenor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8baadc/32.png) [@Tevenor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tevenor)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 9:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-members-original-jokes/53557/2 "2008-08-20T09:52:41Z")
That’s not funny.:picard::present: Here’s my entry: My father got a vasectomy after my sister was born ( if you knew my sister you would know why ). So a few years ago, my wife and I were having dinner out with my parents and 2 hot 20’s looking girls walk by. My dad leans over and tells my mom, “Someday I will trade you in for 2 20 year olds of my own”. My mother, as calm as could be, responded “Honey, you aren’t wired for 220 anymore”. ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 9:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-members-original-jokes/53557/3 "2008-08-20T09:53:56Z")
if its 2008 and you make a thread like this… you… **FAIL!** ---
**Author:** ![micah](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/micah/32/7257_2.png) [@micah](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/micah)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 9:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-members-original-jokes/53557/4 "2008-08-20T09:54:05Z")
lol ---
**Author:** ![micah](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/micah/32/7257_2.png) [@micah](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/micah)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 9:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-members-original-jokes/53557/5 "2008-08-20T09:55:10Z")
> [@SkunkApe](#): > > FAIL! way to SWITCH it UP HYPOCRITE **teqxero9** (12:47:55 PM): if its 100000 BC and u need to check the HP on ur car, get some DYNOSAURS **“Aarons.jpg”** (12:48:12 PM): LOLLLLLLLl ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 9:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-members-original-jokes/53557/6 "2008-08-20T09:58:23Z")
:io: ---
**Author:** ![BREETIME](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/breetime/32/5214_2.png) [@BREETIME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BREETIME)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 10:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-members-original-jokes/53557/7 "2008-08-20T10:02:39Z")
crickets ---
**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 10:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-members-original-jokes/53557/8 "2008-08-20T10:02:56Z")
Did you hear about that guy over there that just got a papercut? Apparently he used scissors. ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 10:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-members-original-jokes/53557/9 "2008-08-20T10:03:17Z")
> [@MicaH](#): > > way to SWITCH it UP HYPOCRITE > > **teqxero9** (12:47:55 PM): if its 100000 BC and u need to check the HP on ur car, get some DYNOSAURS > **“Aarons.jpg”** (12:48:12 PM): LOLLLLLLLl ’ HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHA ---
**Author:** ![micah](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/micah/32/7257_2.png) [@micah](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/micah)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 10:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-members-original-jokes/53557/10 "2008-08-20T10:09:02Z")
> [@sureshot!](#): > > Did you hear about that guy over there that just got a papercut? > > Apparently he used scissors. 6/10 lol ---
**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 10:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-members-original-jokes/53557/11 "2008-08-20T10:15:21Z")
Hey, why was Micah arrested for larceny? I don’t know, alll he ever did was take peoples’ pictures. ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 10:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-members-original-jokes/53557/12 "2008-08-20T10:22:14Z")
did you hear about the 2 melons that wanted to get married… the one melon said…sorry but we cant elope and BA ZINGGGGG ---
**Author:** ![micah](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/micah/32/7257_2.png) [@micah](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/micah)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 10:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-members-original-jokes/53557/13 "2008-08-20T10:22:57Z")
teqxero9 (1:21:55 PM): so skunk gets kicked out of day crew teqxero9 (1:21:58 PM): O WAIT THATS NOT A JOKE “Aarons.jpg” (1:22:15 PM): posted “Aarons.jpg” (1:22:21 PM): ew “Aarons.jpg” (1:22:22 PM): JERK teqxero9 (1:22:24 PM): LOL ---
**Author:** ![micah](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/micah/32/7257_2.png) [@micah](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/micah)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 10:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-members-original-jokes/53557/14 "2008-08-20T10:23:23Z")
> [@sureshot!](#): > > Hey, why was Micah arrested for larceny? > > I don’t know, alll he ever did was take peoples’ pictures. 9/10 cuz im involved and i actually lol’D ---
**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 10:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-members-original-jokes/53557/15 "2008-08-20T10:23:23Z")
> [@Baaron](#): > > melons That is not an original joke. ---
**Author:** ![jenheartsyou](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/838e76/32.png) [@jenheartsyou](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jenheartsyou)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 10:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-members-original-jokes/53557/16 "2008-08-20T10:25:02Z")
thats not very original aaron. ---
**Author:** ![Tevenor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8baadc/32.png) [@Tevenor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tevenor)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 10:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-members-original-jokes/53557/17 "2008-08-20T10:25:36Z")
> [@sureshot!](#): > > That is not an original joke. Agreed. Melons and the persuit of melons is serious business. Fuck these joke threads, bring back the “Show some hooters” threads. ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 10:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-members-original-jokes/53557/18 "2008-08-20T10:26:25Z")
> [@sureshot!](#): > > That is not an original joke. > [@jenheartsyou](#): > > thats not very original aaron. oh both of you can go to hell 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 10:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-members-original-jokes/53557/19 "2008-08-20T10:28:21Z")
> [@Tevenor](#): > > Agreed. Melons and the persuit of melons is serious business. > > Fuck these joke threads, bring back the “Show some hooters” threads. On that theme… If you use the lemon law to replace a faulty car, what do you use to replace faulty breast implants? the melon law. ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 10:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-members-original-jokes/53557/20 "2008-08-20T10:29:08Z")
here’s ORIGINAL… FGGTS ![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v195/SkunkApe/fail2.jpg](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v195/SkunkApe/fail2.jpg) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-members-original-jokes/53557.md?page=2)