# Obama To Take Break From Stumping To Preside Over United States **URL:** \ **Category:** PolitiSUCK\ **Created:** [October 27, 2010, 7:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/obama-to-take-break-from-stumping-to-preside-over-united-states/161999 "2010-10-27T07:39:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 5\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2010, 7:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/obama-to-take-break-from-stumping-to-preside-over-united-states/161999/1 "2010-10-27T07:39:17Z")
> **[Obama To Take Break From Stumping To Preside Over United States](https://politics.theonion.com/obama-to-take-break-from-stumping-to-preside-over-unite-1819571840)** > > HARTFORD, CT—Following a speech tomorrow afternoon in support of Senate hopeful Richard Blumenthal, top Democratic Party member Barack Obama is expected to take advantage of a brief lull in his hectic schedule to govern the United States of America,... ---
**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2010, 8:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/obama-to-take-break-from-stumping-to-preside-over-united-states/161999/2 "2010-10-27T08:59:50Z")
The Onion is great. We should have an Onion thread :tup: ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2010, 5:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/obama-to-take-break-from-stumping-to-preside-over-united-states/161999/3 "2010-10-29T05:07:48Z")
lol it’s funny because it’s true. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Spam16v](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/spam16v/32/5287_2.png) [@Spam16v](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Spam16v)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2010, 12:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/obama-to-take-break-from-stumping-to-preside-over-united-states/161999/4 "2010-11-05T12:46:11Z")
> [@Fry](#): > > lol it’s funny because it’s true. ☹ took the words out of my mouth… I can only imagine how little time of his is not consumed. ---
**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2010, 1:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/obama-to-take-break-from-stumping-to-preside-over-united-states/161999/5 "2010-11-05T13:07:22Z")
> [@onion"](#): > > HARTFORD, CT—Following a speech tomorrow afternoon in support of Senate hopeful Richard Blumenthal, top Democratic Party member Barack Obama is expected to take advantage of a brief lull in his hectic schedule to govern the United States of America, sources reported Thursday. “Barack should have a little bit of free time in the car when we travel between the get-out-the-vote rally in East Hartford and the fundraising dinner for [Connecticut gubernatorial candidate] Dan Malloy,” said Obama aide Lisa McMaster, admitting that most of the business of being leader of the free world would have to wait for the few days between the end of the midterm election cycle and the start of the 2010 presidential campaign. “Those 15 or so minutes should allow him to skim the past week’s national security briefings, sign a few pieces of legislation, and shoot a 45-second call to South Korean prime minister Kim Hwang-sik to hammer out a free-trade pact.” McMaster added that if everything goes perfectly, Obama might have a moment between the dinner’s salad and entrée courses to authorize a missile strike on suspected al-Qaeda sites in Yemen just so we dont have to click…