# Obama's Birth Certificate **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [October 13, 2008, 4:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/obamas-birth-certificate/56375 "2008-10-13T16:25:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blue_eyed_devil/32/7292_2.png) [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2008, 5:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/obamas-birth-certificate/56375/81 "2008-10-21T17:45:14Z")
^He is going to have a press conference saying, "I was born in this very hospital and here is my birth certificate to prove it, careful the ink is still wet."lol ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2008, 5:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/obamas-birth-certificate/56375/82 "2008-10-21T17:51:20Z")
> [@Willybeen](#): > > lol. I cant wait to see what happens with this. > > And thats my new favorite smiley Nothing will happen. There are no grounds for claiming that Obama does not meet the qualifications to be president. McCain on the other hand was born on a military base in Panama, not in a US state. Less clear, but close enough. Those laws have always been subject to interpretation. Batshit conspiracy devil, however, should re-examine how low he’s willing to stoop to smear Obama. A guy can’t visit his sick grandmother anymore? Pathetic. ---
**Author:** ![Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blue_eyed_devil/32/7292_2.png) [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2008, 5:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/obamas-birth-certificate/56375/83 "2008-10-21T17:54:52Z")
He hasn’t seen her in forever but all of a sudden he feels the need to visit the hospital? You know, the hospital with the seal he needs.:lol: PS I heard she broke her hip when he threw her under the bus.:lol: ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2008, 6:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/obamas-birth-certificate/56375/84 "2008-10-21T18:01:08Z")
> [@Blue Eyed Devil](#): > > He hasn’t seen her in forever but all of a sudden he feels the need to visit the hospital? > You know, the hospital with the seal he needs.:lol: > > PS I heard she broke her hip when he threw her under the bus.:lol: > “Sen. Obama’s grandmother, Madelyn Dunham, has always been one of the most important people in his life, along with his mother and his grandfather,” Gibbs said. “Recently his grandmother has become ill and in the last few weeks her health has deteriorated to the point where her situation is very serious. It is for that reason that Sen. Obama has decided to change his schedule on Thursday and Friday so that he can see her and spend some time with her.” [http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5g3m4YaeYwDHXS6hHdZJi8pm6cZdAD93UMV7G1](http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5g3m4YaeYwDHXS6hHdZJi8pm6cZdAD93UMV7G1) That conniving muslim jihadist lying bastard. :picard: ---
**Author:** ![Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blue_eyed_devil/32/7292_2.png) [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2008, 6:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/obamas-birth-certificate/56375/85 "2008-10-21T18:15:16Z")
From the article… She’s also the “white grandmother” he referred to in a speech on race. Funny it doesn’t mention how he refered to her. Let me see if I can remember… Oh yeah “Typical white woman.” Is McCain allowed to use the term “typical black man?” I was just wondering if it was a two way street. ---
**Author:** ![StrokedZ28](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/strokedz28/32/7592_2.png) [@StrokedZ28](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/StrokedZ28)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2008, 7:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/obamas-birth-certificate/56375/86 "2008-10-21T19:43:43Z")
> [@Blue Eyed Devil](#): > > From the article… > > She’s also the “white grandmother” he referred to in a speech on race. > > Funny it doesn’t mention how he refered to her. > Let me see if I can remember… Oh yeah “Typical white woman.” > > Is McCain allowed to use the term “typical black man?” > I was just wondering if it was a two way street. :picard: I guess if you’re going down you might as well go down swinging. ---
**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2008, 7:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/obamas-birth-certificate/56375/87 "2008-10-21T19:45:18Z")
> [@Blue Eyed Devil](#): > > From the article… > > She’s also the “white grandmother” he referred to in a speech on race. > > Funny it doesn’t mention how he refered to her. > Let me see if I can remember… Oh yeah “Typical white woman.” > > Is McCain allowed to use the term “typical black man?” > I was just wondering if it was a two way street. your standing in an empty room screaming now. ---
**Author:** ![Carnut](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carnut/32/7590_2.png) [@Carnut](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carnut)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2008, 7:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/obamas-birth-certificate/56375/88 "2008-10-21T19:54:36Z")
I haven’t read this thread nor have I kept up with this stuff. Has Obama provided a copy of a birth certificate yet? ---
**Author:** ![Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blue_eyed_devil/32/7292_2.png) [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2008, 7:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/obamas-birth-certificate/56375/89 "2008-10-21T19:56:29Z")
> [@StrokedZ28](#): > > :picard: I guess if your going down you might as well go down swinging. YOU’RE ---
**Author:** ![2TurboZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2turboz/32/7577_2.png) [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2008, 8:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/obamas-birth-certificate/56375/90 "2008-10-21T20:16:13Z")
Dont worry about the future…StrokedZ28 is a teacher and educator of tomorrows youth. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2008, 8:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/obamas-birth-certificate/56375/91 "2008-10-21T20:28:50Z")
> [@StrokedZ28](#): > > :picard: I guess if your going down you might as well go down swinging. If you’ll notice, Mike isn’t pro-McCain. He just seems to get a two-fold level of enjoyment out of raggin on Obama and getting us all riled up in the process. I tend to picture him laughing at his desk over what he can come up with and how mad we get. His tinfoilhat is in the lower left drawer though. :tinfoilhat: > [@Carnut](#): > > I haven’t read this thread nor have I kept up with this stuff. > > Has Obama provided a copy of a birth certificate yet? Yes. Months ago. If that interests you then here take a look at his marriage license: [http://www.politifact.com/media/files/obamamarriage.jpg](http://www.politifact.com/media/files/obamamarriage.jpg) And his driving record: [http://www.politifact.com/media/files/obamadriving.jpg](http://www.politifact.com/media/files/obamadriving.jpg) And his record with the Attorney Registration & Disciplinary Commission of the Supreme Court of Illinois: [http://www.politifact.com/media/files/obamaattyreg.pdf](http://www.politifact.com/media/files/obamaattyreg.pdf) But the dude’s hiding something. He’s actually Osama Bin Laden. He had plastic surgery. The kidney dialysis was a cover. ---
**Author:** ![Carnut](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carnut/32/7590_2.png) [@Carnut](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carnut)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2008, 8:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/obamas-birth-certificate/56375/92 "2008-10-21T20:44:34Z")
> [@Fry](#): > > But the dude’s hiding something. He’s actually Osama Bin Laden. He had plastic surgery. The kidney dialysis was a cover. Nah, he’s just the next anti-christ. That and he stayed in a holiday inn express last night. ---
**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2008, 8:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/obamas-birth-certificate/56375/93 "2008-10-21T20:46:01Z")
> [@Blue Eyed Devil](#): > > YOU’RE YOU RE ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2008, 9:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/obamas-birth-certificate/56375/94 "2008-10-21T21:14:09Z")
> [@Carnut](#): > > Nah, he’s just the next anti-christ. That and he stayed in a holiday inn express last night. LOL. And they were questioning whether he was ready to lead. I bet McCain stays at double tree inns or some sort of goofy shit. ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2008, 7:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/obamas-birth-certificate/56375/95 "2008-10-22T07:15:52Z")
> [@Just Karter](#): > > your standing in an empty room screaming now. best post that you’ve ever made. ---
**Author:** ![Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blue_eyed_devil/32/7292_2.png) [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2008, 7:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/obamas-birth-certificate/56375/96 "2008-10-22T07:20:01Z")
> [@Fry](#): > > If you’ll notice, Mike isn’t pro-McCain. He just seems to get a two-fold level of enjoyment out of raggin on Obama and getting us all riled up in the process. I tend to picture him laughing at his desk over what he can come up with and how mad we get. _ **😃** _ His tinfoilhat is in the lower left drawer though. :tinfoilhat: > > Yes. Months ago. If that interests you then here take a look at his marriage license: > [http://www.politifact.com/media/files/obamamarriage.jpg](http://www.politifact.com/media/files/obamamarriage.jpg) > And his driving record: > [http://www.politifact.com/media/files/obamadriving.jpg](http://www.politifact.com/media/files/obamadriving.jpg) > And his record with the Attorney Registration & Disciplinary Commission of the Supreme Court of Illinois: > [http://www.politifact.com/media/files/obamaattyreg.pdf](http://www.politifact.com/media/files/obamaattyreg.pdf) > > But the dude’s hiding something. He’s actually Osama Bin Laden. He had plastic surgery. The kidney dialysis was a cover. > Plastic surgery? he just shaved.😃 . ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2008, 7:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/obamas-birth-certificate/56375/97 "2008-10-22T07:22:51Z")
lol at least he cleans up nicely. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2008, 8:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/obamas-birth-certificate/56375/98 "2008-10-22T08:09:00Z")
hahahah empty room screaming… just karter just made it off of my ignore list. ---
**Author:** ![evilsrt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/evilsrt/32/7470_2.png) [@evilsrt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/evilsrt)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2008, 9:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/obamas-birth-certificate/56375/99 "2008-10-22T09:10:53Z")
> [@Blue Eyed Devil](#): > > If he would comply I would have no reason to wonder would I? Do you honestly think that if Obama were not a US citizen, the RNC would have enough resources to PROVE that he wasn’t, and this election would be over? > [@Blue Eyed Devil](#): > > At least we know about MCain’s life Yep, we sure do. Average kid gets in to the Naval Academy because of who his dad is, a 4 star alcoholic admiral. Was a shitty student, graduated 5th from the bottom out of 899 students. Flew fighter jets even though his flight performance was barely good enough to get by. Crashed his first airplane while practicing landings. Crashed his second airplane flying too low and hit some power lines. Crashed his third airplane returning from an Army-Navy football game. His 4th crash, I’ll give it to him wasn’t his fault. A rocket was accidentally fired on the deck of the carrier and hit his aircraft. Crashed his 5th airplane when he was shot down over Vietnam. This was all within a time span of 9 years. Comes home and is a hero. Am I unpatriotic, or not thankful for people who serve in the military? Absolutely not. I’m just sick of seeing people like McCain and Bush, who are clearly in the positions they’re in because of their family background. It’s time we have a person lead this country who wasn’t given everything to them because they were entitled to it, but because they worked hard for it themselves. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2008, 9:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/obamas-birth-certificate/56375/100 "2008-10-22T09:15:14Z")
> [@evilsrt](#): > > Do you honestly think that if Obama were not a US citizen, the RNC would have enough resources to PROVE that he wasn’t, and this election would be over? > > Yep, we sure do. Average kid gets in to the Naval Academy because of who his dad is, a 4 star alcoholic admiral. Was a shitty student, graduated 5th from the bottom out of 899 students. Flew fighter jets even though his flight performance was barely good enough to get by. Crashed his first airplane while practicing landings. Crashed his second airplane flying too low and hit some power lines. Crashed his third airplane returning from an Army-Navy football game. His 4th crash, I’ll give it to him wasn’t his fault. A rocket was accidentally fired on the deck of the carrier and hit his aircraft. Crashed his 5th airplane when he was shot down over Vietnam. This was all within a time span of 9 years. Comes home and is a hero. > > Am I unpatriotic, or not thankful for people who serve in the military? Absolutely not. I’m just sick of seeing people like McCain and Bush, who are clearly in the positions they’re in because of their family background. It’s time we have a person lead this country who wasn’t given everything to them because they were entitled to it, but because they worked hard for it themselves. Don’t forget McCain was born in Panama and is a lot closer to not being qualified to run for president than Obama is. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/obamas-birth-certificate/56375.md?page=4) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/obamas-birth-certificate/56375.md?page=6)