# Obama's Lie Clock **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [June 30, 2010, 9:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/obamas-lie-clock/253026 "2010-06-30T09:03:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![offroadzj](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/offroadzj/32/6428_2.png) [@offroadzj](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/offroadzj)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 9:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/obamas-lie-clock/253026/1 "2010-06-30T09:03:14Z")
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, ‘What are all those clocks?’ St. Peter answered, ‘Those are Lie-Clocks.Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.’ ‘Oh,’ said the man, ‘whose clock is that?’ ‘That’s Mother Teresa’s… The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.’ ‘Incredible,’ said the man. ‘And whose clock is that one?’ St. Peter responded, ‘That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.’‘Where’s President OBamas clock?’ asked the man. Obamas clock is in Jesus’ office, he’s using it as a ceiling fan. ---
**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 9:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/obamas-lie-clock/253026/2 "2010-06-30T09:04:49Z")
:chuckle ---
**Author:** ![GATVILLE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gatville/32/6362_2.png) [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 9:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/obamas-lie-clock/253026/3 "2010-06-30T09:14:33Z")
lolz ---
**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 9:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/obamas-lie-clock/253026/4 "2010-06-30T09:15:25Z")
bahahahahaa. good one. ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 10:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/obamas-lie-clock/253026/5 "2010-06-30T10:16:59Z")
When I die and go to heaven and see god, I’m going to say… SHITTTTTT. ---
**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 10:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/obamas-lie-clock/253026/6 "2010-06-30T10:17:35Z")
:rofl ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 10:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/obamas-lie-clock/253026/7 "2010-06-30T10:21:37Z")
I didnt know Jesus has an office. ---
**Author:** ![slwrthnu](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slwrthnu/32/6296_2.png) [@slwrthnu](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slwrthnu)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 11:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/obamas-lie-clock/253026/8 "2010-06-30T11:02:15Z")
lol at abe only telling two lies, he was just as bad of a president as the rest of them. ---
**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 11:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/obamas-lie-clock/253026/9 "2010-06-30T11:09:37Z")
^ :lol Yeah like anyone really knows what kind of president he was. ---
**Author:** ![slwrthnu](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slwrthnu/32/6296_2.png) [@slwrthnu](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slwrthnu)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 2:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/obamas-lie-clock/253026/10 "2010-06-30T14:08:47Z")
but the history books in class said he was amazing…lol…there’s also a book that says god is real. ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 2:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/obamas-lie-clock/253026/11 "2010-06-30T14:40:04Z")
> [@ninety1two40"](#): > > ^ :lol Yeah like anyone really knows what kind of president he was. Well, he sent the darkness free. So Id say he was a pretty bad one! :lol ---
**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 2:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/obamas-lie-clock/253026/12 "2010-06-30T14:49:42Z")
^ :lol GOT ME ---
**Author:** ![slwrthnu](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slwrthnu/32/6296_2.png) [@slwrthnu](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slwrthnu)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 3:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/obamas-lie-clock/253026/13 "2010-06-30T15:05:58Z")
> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/32806/17): > > Well, he sent the darkness free. So Id say he was a pretty bad one! :lol but in reality he set the slaves free in a country that didn’t have any slaves. so he freed zero slaves. ---
**Author:** ![silverandslow1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@silverandslow1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/silverandslow1)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 7:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/obamas-lie-clock/253026/14 "2010-06-30T19:18:54Z")
EDITED FOR RELEVANCE Didn’t Lincoln free Southern slaves at first to negatively effects the Souths economy and create a little havoc with slaves running away becuase they were “free” Then he extended it later to the north? ---
**Author:** ![slwrthnu](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slwrthnu/32/6296_2.png) [@slwrthnu](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slwrthnu)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 8:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/obamas-lie-clock/253026/15 "2010-06-30T20:08:25Z")
> [@Nyspeed Scary Help V. Identity Theft](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-scary-help-v-identity-theft/33146/25): > > EDITED FOR RELEVANCE > > Didn’t Lincoln free Southern slaves at first to negatively effects the Souths economy and create a little havoc with slaves running away becuase they were “free” Then he extended it later to the north? when lincoln freed the slaves he had no control over the south, they were not part of the north, when the south re-joined the north as part of the united states they had to let their slaves free because they were joining a nation where slavery was illegal (every state in the north had made slavery illegal or abandoned slavery without making it officially illegal before lincoln did anything and the south went its own way). he also suspended the writ of habeas corpus, and he was the only president to do so (although recent presidents have done the same action but without suspending it because they were detaining prisioners on non-us soil) which is why imo, lincoln was not a good president. ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 9:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/obamas-lie-clock/253026/16 "2010-06-30T21:11:53Z")
Rumor has it Joe Jiggs freed the slaves. ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 9:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/obamas-lie-clock/253026/17 "2010-06-30T21:13:16Z")
> [@\*OFFICIAL\* Buffalo Sabres 2007 Off-Season Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-buffalo-sabres-2007-off-season-thread/30906/464): > > Rumor has it Joe Jiggs freed the slaves. thats just his term for whacking off ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 9:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/obamas-lie-clock/253026/18 "2010-06-30T21:16:35Z")
> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/33177/22): > > thats just his term for whacking off crying laughing ---
**Author:** ![silverandslow1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@silverandslow1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/silverandslow1)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 9:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/obamas-lie-clock/253026/19 "2010-06-30T21:33:56Z")
> [@NAACP Finally speaks out regarding Michael Vick.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/naacp-finally-speaks-out-regarding-michael-vick/33196/23): > > when lincoln freed the slaves he had no control over the south, they were not part of the north, when the south re-joined the north as part of the united states they had to let their slaves free because they were joining a nation where slavery was illegal (every state in the north had made slavery illegal or abandoned slavery without making it officially illegal before lincoln did anything and the south went its own way). he also suspended the writ of habeas corpus, and he was the only president to do so (although recent presidents have done the same action but without suspending it because they were detaining prisioners on non-us soil) which is why imo, lincoln was not a good president. Na, I’m right. He freed slaves in states not under union control. [http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/aia/part4/4h1549.html](http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/aia/part4/4h1549.html) ---
**Author:** ![MX-5](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mx-5/32/6336_2.png) [@MX-5](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MX-5)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 9:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/obamas-lie-clock/253026/20 "2010-06-30T21:40:14Z")
LOL, +rep fo sho!