# observations about pewping **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [March 6, 2009, 6:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/observations-about-pewping/242597 "2009-03-06T06:34:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 6:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/observations-about-pewping/242597/1 "2009-03-06T06:34:39Z")
while droping a hot steamy loaf in the bathroom at work i was thinking. first, when people say “i have to go take a SHIT” where exactly are they taking it? and why are they taking SHIT anyways? arn’t they supposed to give it? secondly, when using a public toilet, do u line the rim? and if there isnt liners on the wall in the stall, how do u place the tp? how many pieces do u use? this is what i do. [![http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/112/toiletnr3.jpg](http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/112/toiletnr3.jpg)](http://img220.imageshack.us/my.php?image=toiletnr3.jpg) [![http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/toiletnr3.jpg/1/w383.png](http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/toiletnr3.jpg/1/w383.png)](http://g.imageshack.us/img220/toiletnr3.jpg/1/) a min of 5 pieces. and i always throughly clean the top with a huge wad of tp b4 i even start to line it. ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 6:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/observations-about-pewping/242597/2 "2009-03-06T06:42:10Z")
I love these little diagrams you come up with. ---
**Author:** ![GermanPSI](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/germanpsi/32/6353_2.png) [@GermanPSI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GermanPSI)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 6:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/observations-about-pewping/242597/3 "2009-03-06T06:50:50Z")
Paint ftw! ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 6:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/observations-about-pewping/242597/4 "2009-03-06T06:58:58Z")
I use straight sheets of toilet paper not little chunks ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 6:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/observations-about-pewping/242597/5 "2009-03-06T06:59:39Z")
OP is a urinal, you shouldn’t shit there. ---
**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 7:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/observations-about-pewping/242597/6 "2009-03-06T07:03:25Z")
OP has used this picture before. I cannot give credit for additional funny. Shut up Sean. ---
**Author:** ![GranMassaX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/granmassax/32/6299_2.png) [@GranMassaX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GranMassaX)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 7:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/observations-about-pewping/242597/7 "2009-03-06T07:04:02Z")
hasn’t this thread already been created?? ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 7:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/observations-about-pewping/242597/8 "2009-03-06T07:04:50Z")
> [@Laws about what bumper stickers can say?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/laws-about-what-bumper-stickers-can-say/15139/10): > > OP has used this picture before. I cannot give credit for additional funny. > > Shut up Sean. Next time we are out you are getting a swirly ---
**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 7:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/observations-about-pewping/242597/9 "2009-03-06T07:06:45Z")
I know you are but what am I? ---
**Author:** ![GermanPSI](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/germanpsi/32/6353_2.png) [@GermanPSI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GermanPSI)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 7:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/observations-about-pewping/242597/10 "2009-03-06T07:07:03Z")
I think seans picture is deadbeatrec soon after a successful shit ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 7:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/observations-about-pewping/242597/11 "2009-03-06T07:15:13Z")
> [@I mean seriously? Come on...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-mean-seriously-come-on/15142/8): > > hasn’t this thread already been created?? i created it a long time ago on evom, but seeing how i no longer have an evo, i rarely go over there so…i thought i would share the funnay pewp thread over here. ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 7:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/observations-about-pewping/242597/12 "2009-03-06T07:16:24Z")
> [@100,000 mile check-up](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/100-000-mile-check-up/15136/4): > > I think seans picture is deadbeatrec soon after a successful shit actually that was last weekend on Long Island at some outlets in Riverhead i think. i didnt pewp. Pewping in public restrooms is a no no. i only pewp at work and home. ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 7:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/observations-about-pewping/242597/13 "2009-03-06T07:16:36Z")
Pocket Lysol ftmfw. spray seat, wipe off, done and done. ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 7:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/observations-about-pewping/242597/14 "2009-03-06T07:18:03Z")
> [@bennyfizzle"](#): > > Pocket Lysol ftmfw. > > spray seat, wipe off, done and done. who the fuck carries around a bottle of lysol with them? ---
**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 7:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/observations-about-pewping/242597/15 "2009-03-06T07:19:07Z")
Uh, you dont? ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 7:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/observations-about-pewping/242597/16 "2009-03-06T07:24:53Z")
Jesse carries it in his purse at all times. ---
**Author:** ![stuffnthings](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/stuffnthings/32/6294_2.png) [@stuffnthings](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/stuffnthings)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 7:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/observations-about-pewping/242597/17 "2009-03-06T07:25:21Z")
when were born its like the most disgusting clusterfuck of juices ever, then we dwell in our own shit and piss for a while just to proceed to live our lives in an environment more disgusting that anyone takes the time to even realize. and finally we find ourselves rotting in dirt among dung beetles and shit. it makes me laugh so hard, that people take the time to perfectly align tp on toilets. its not a fucking sandbox, why play around aligning paper in perfect increments when you could just dump and be out? there are things you ignore everyday that are far worse than a little diarrhea spray… ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 7:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/observations-about-pewping/242597/18 "2009-03-06T07:26:51Z")
Jesse carries it in his murse nicole ---
**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 7:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/observations-about-pewping/242597/19 "2009-03-06T07:27:31Z")
If you guys tell Allan about my murse I’ll be so embarrassed. ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 7:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/observations-about-pewping/242597/20 "2009-03-06T07:30:28Z")
> [@05OrangeSS vs Samsara](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/05orangess-vs-samsara/14999/107): > > when were born its like the most disgusting clusterfuck of juices ever, then we dwell in our own shit and piss for a while just to proceed to live our lives in an environment more disgusting that anyone takes the time to even realize. and finally we find ourselves rotting in dirt among dung beetles and shit. > > it makes me laugh so hard, that people take the time to perfectly align tp on toilets. its not a fucking sandbox, why play around aligning paper in perfect increments when you could just dump and be out? there are things you ignore everyday that are far worse than a little diarrhea spray… ughhhh? like what? [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/observations-about-pewping/242597.md?page=2)