# observations about pewping **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [March 6, 2009, 6:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/observations-about-pewping/242597 "2009-03-06T06:34:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![stuffnthings](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/stuffnthings/32/6294_2.png) [@stuffnthings](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/stuffnthings)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 8:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/observations-about-pewping/242597/61 "2009-03-06T08:14:30Z")
i just contradicted myself, yes. ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 8:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/observations-about-pewping/242597/62 "2009-03-06T08:14:34Z")
> [@lol perl code](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-perl-code/15148/2): > > lol so you have no answer… > oh and don’t ever call me a “big idiot”…:rofl > > honestly bro, can you cover 100% of the toilet seat and assure yourself that no flesh is touching it? i just don’t see the point if you cant. OP’s diagram obviously has gaps in between. What happens when your wang scraps the inner workings of the bowl at times? would you wear a condom? > > lol i know this is a bs argument, but come on this thread is about POOP! my MS paint pic is a rough estimation of the TP i use on the terlet. i layer that shit right the fuck up. not only that but i hold my cock so there is no cock to terlet touching. talk about a handfull. ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 8:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/observations-about-pewping/242597/63 "2009-03-06T08:15:08Z")
> [@anyone here do hvac?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-here-do-hvac/15155/2): > > what scars me most is the toilet handle, cause no one washes in between the touch and the flush. > > when in mass public places or questionable environments, Ill flush with my foot. well shit, who doesnt? ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 8:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/observations-about-pewping/242597/64 "2009-03-06T08:16:10Z")
Yea I would not let my peepee touch the bowl ---
**Author:** ![GranMassaX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/granmassax/32/6299_2.png) [@GranMassaX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GranMassaX)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 8:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/observations-about-pewping/242597/65 "2009-03-06T08:17:35Z")
> [@lol perl code](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-perl-code/15148/2): > > lol so you have no answer… > oh and don’t ever call me a “big idiot”…:rofl > > honestly bro, can you cover 100% of the toilet seat and assure yourself that no flesh is touching it? i just don’t see the point if you cant. OP’s diagram obviously has gaps in between. What happens when your wang scraps the inner workings of the bowl at times? would you wear a condom? > > lol i know this is a bs argument, but come on this thread is about POOP! I assume you like vomit since all it is just mashed up food, right? There is nothing unhealthy about being around it in any way, right? ---
**Author:** ![stuffnthings](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/stuffnthings/32/6294_2.png) [@stuffnthings](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/stuffnthings)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 8:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/observations-about-pewping/242597/66 "2009-03-06T08:20:32Z")
> [@Fastest import/domestic street cars on NYSpeed this year?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fastest-import-domestic-street-cars-on-nyspeed-this-year/8649/157): > > my MS paint pic is a rough estimation of the TP i use on the terlet. i layer that shit right the fuck up. > > not only that but i hold my cock so there is no cock to terlet touching. talk about a handfull. :rofl dude your fucking killing me over here… every try the hover method? a quick pinch and a clean break and you reduce your defecation time in like, half… i’m a lightweight tho so that’s probably easier for me than most. i have so much fucking work to do but this serious poop talk is immensely distracting. im learning important strategies nonetheless. ---
**Author:** ![stuffnthings](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/stuffnthings/32/6294_2.png) [@stuffnthings](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/stuffnthings)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 8:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/observations-about-pewping/242597/67 "2009-03-06T08:21:06Z")
> [@lol @ culture shock...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-culture-shock/15102/38): > > I assume you like vomit since all it is just mashed up food, right? There is nothing unhealthy about being around it in any way, right? i was just asking what? ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 8:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/observations-about-pewping/242597/68 "2009-03-06T08:26:03Z")
> [@FS/WTT: 95 GSX shell](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-wtt-95-gsx-shell/14822/11): > > :rofl dude your fucking killing me over here… > > every try the hover method? a quick pinch and a clean break and you reduce your defecation time in like, half… > > i’m a lightweight tho so that’s probably easier for me than most. > > i have so much fucking work to do but this serious poop talk is immensely distracting. im learning important strategies nonetheless. when u shit 3x a day, i never make a “clean break” this brings me to another pewpy thing which me and my buddies coined. its called “HENERYS” i will explain with an MSPAINT in a lil bit ---
**Author:** ![stuffnthings](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/stuffnthings/32/6294_2.png) [@stuffnthings](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/stuffnthings)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 8:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/observations-about-pewping/242597/69 "2009-03-06T08:28:24Z")
> [@Hobowars](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hobowars/14967/124): > > when u shit 3x a day, i never make a “clean break” > > this brings me to another pewpy thing which me and my buddies coined. its called “HENERYS” > > i will explain with an MSPAINT in a lil bit anxiously awaiting… ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 8:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/observations-about-pewping/242597/70 "2009-03-06T08:31:32Z")
I have no shame, if there is no bodily fluids or fecal matter on a toilet seat my ass is game for sitting. If I have some lysol I use it though. ---
**Author:** ![mcflurry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mcflurry/32/6468_2.png) [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 10:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/observations-about-pewping/242597/71 "2009-03-06T10:38:29Z")
public bathrooms i hover over the toliet and use my foot to flush the toiliet ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 10:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/observations-about-pewping/242597/72 "2009-03-06T10:42:07Z")
if youve ever seen the bathrooms on an Aircraft Carrier, youd know, itll take a serious restroom to phase me… if i have to use it and its that bad, i will do the helicopter dump and hover above the toilet and let her drop. ---
**Author:** ![GranMassaX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/granmassax/32/6299_2.png) [@GranMassaX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GranMassaX)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 10:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/observations-about-pewping/242597/73 "2009-03-06T10:44:41Z")
don’t you risk butt splashage when you do that method? ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 10:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/observations-about-pewping/242597/74 "2009-03-06T10:45:11Z")
> [@Four teens in lockport gang rape a disabled girl](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/four-teens-in-lockport-gang-rape-a-disabled-girl/15144/49): > > don’t you risk butt splashage when you do that method? If anything you’d splash your legs or the back of your pants, fucking think about it idiot. ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 10:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/observations-about-pewping/242597/75 "2009-03-06T10:46:23Z")
> [@Four teens in lockport gang rape a disabled girl](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/four-teens-in-lockport-gang-rape-a-disabled-girl/15144/49): > > don’t you risk butt splashage when you do that method? hover is last ditch method. often times ill take paper towels and some soap and wipe down the pewping platform, then just sit down normal. i want to upper deck a place someday ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 10:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/observations-about-pewping/242597/76 "2009-03-06T10:47:47Z")
> [@Four teens in lockport gang rape a disabled girl](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/four-teens-in-lockport-gang-rape-a-disabled-girl/15144/49): > > don’t you risk butt splashage when you do that method? put some wads of TP in the terlet b4 hover drop and ur all set. ---
**Author:** ![GranMassaX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/granmassax/32/6299_2.png) [@GranMassaX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GranMassaX)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 10:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/observations-about-pewping/242597/77 "2009-03-06T10:50:13Z")
> [@Four teens in lockport gang rape a disabled girl](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/four-teens-in-lockport-gang-rape-a-disabled-girl/15144/50): > > If anything you’d splash your legs or the back of your pants, fucking think about it idiot. dont hate cause your too fat to hover ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 10:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/observations-about-pewping/242597/78 "2009-03-06T10:51:33Z")
I have legs like a caged Lion, way stronger than that of a Wild Lion, idiot. ---
**Author:** ![GranMassaX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/granmassax/32/6299_2.png) [@GranMassaX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GranMassaX)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 10:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/observations-about-pewping/242597/79 "2009-03-06T10:53:37Z")
pics or you’re an idiot ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 10:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/observations-about-pewping/242597/80 "2009-03-06T10:54:12Z")
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