# Ocean City sucks Kolar's 3rd testicle. **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [August 16, 2008, 11:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ocean-city-sucks-kolars-3rd-testicle/199079 "2008-08-16T11:27:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2008, 11:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ocean-city-sucks-kolars-3rd-testicle/199079/1 "2008-08-16T11:27:35Z")
There is nowhere within a 2 hour drive of here that sells hockey pucks. This is a fucking abomination. The Canadian that answered the phone at Dick’s actually laughed at me when I asked if they had them in stock. faggot ass state. ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2008, 11:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ocean-city-sucks-kolars-3rd-testicle/199079/2 "2008-08-16T11:42:37Z")
Epic thread ---
**Author:** ![YoungTegger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ecccb3/32.png) [@YoungTegger](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/YoungTegger)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2008, 12:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ocean-city-sucks-kolars-3rd-testicle/199079/3 "2008-08-16T12:54:03Z")
Truth. Ocean City sucks by ballsack…that fucking bay bridge traffic I sat in last week when guy flipped his truck over the bridge not to mention the trash that crawls around down in that shit hole. ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2008, 1:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ocean-city-sucks-kolars-3rd-testicle/199079/4 "2008-08-16T13:06:20Z")
> [@tire pressure: does this exist?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tire-pressure-does-this-exist/37259/42): > > Truth. Ocean City sucks by ballsack…that fucking bay bridge traffic I sat in last week when guy flipped his truck over the bridge not to mention the trash that crawls around down in that shit hole. 🤣 @ you for getting stuck in that shit. ---
**Author:** ![YoungTegger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ecccb3/32.png) [@YoungTegger](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/YoungTegger)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2008, 1:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ocean-city-sucks-kolars-3rd-testicle/199079/5 "2008-08-16T13:52:48Z")
At least it was worth it, as the rest of the bums in my car slept I sat for 3 hours driving wondering what the fuck it could’ve been. I can’t believe that was the first time anyone had went over the bridge into the water, pretty hard to believe. ---
**Author:** ![Bswaptcivic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b782af/32.png) [@Bswaptcivic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bswaptcivic)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2008, 2:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ocean-city-sucks-kolars-3rd-testicle/199079/6 "2008-08-16T14:56:54Z")
> [@WTB: Military Fatigues (pants and boots)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-military-fatigues-pants-and-boots/37477/16): > > There is nowhere within a 2 hour drive of here that sells hockey pucks. This is a fucking abomination. The Canadian that answered the phone at Dick’s actually laughed at me when I asked if they had them in stock. > > faggot ass state. that asshole is an insult to canadiens everywhere, canadiens should be required to carry atleast 2 hockey pucks on them at ALL TIMES. ---
**Author:** ![1320](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1320/32/5949_2.png) [@1320](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1320)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2008, 3:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ocean-city-sucks-kolars-3rd-testicle/199079/7 "2008-08-16T15:51:31Z")
This thread sucks ---
**Author:** ![Cheeks](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cheeks/32/5930_2.png) [@Cheeks](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cheeks)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2008, 4:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ocean-city-sucks-kolars-3rd-testicle/199079/8 "2008-08-16T16:30:30Z")
I agree ---
**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2008, 6:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ocean-city-sucks-kolars-3rd-testicle/199079/9 "2008-08-16T18:23:39Z")
x2 ---
**Author:** ![munster\_ek](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/munster_ek/32/5977_2.png) [@munster\_ek](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/munster_ek)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2008, 6:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ocean-city-sucks-kolars-3rd-testicle/199079/10 "2008-08-16T18:51:10Z")
> [@Admission of guilt: open apology to JROD and others](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/admission-of-guilt-open-apology-to-jrod-and-others/37486/8): > > that asshole is an insult to canadiens everywhere, canadiens should be required to carry atleast 2 hockey pucks on them at ALL TIMES. I chuckled at this. ---
**Author:** ![PurpleMongoose](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/purplemongoose/32/3349_2.png) [@PurpleMongoose](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PurpleMongoose)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2008, 9:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ocean-city-sucks-kolars-3rd-testicle/199079/11 "2008-08-16T21:20:16Z")
> [@WTB: Military Fatigues (pants and boots)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-military-fatigues-pants-and-boots/37477/16): > > There is nowhere within a 2 hour drive of here that sells hockey pucks. You tryin’ to get a pickup game together at the Carousel? That’s the only rink I know of there… ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2008, 11:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ocean-city-sucks-kolars-3rd-testicle/199079/12 "2008-08-16T23:09:04Z")
> [@Admission of guilt: open apology to JROD and others](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/admission-of-guilt-open-apology-to-jrod-and-others/37486/8): > > that asshole is an insult to canadiens everywhere, canadiens should be required to carry atleast 2 hockey pucks on them at ALL TIMES. he wasnt actually canadian you dumb fuck. he was “canadian”. > [@new to sight](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-to-sight/37495/2): > > You tryin’ to get a pickup game together at the Carousel? That’s the only rink I know of there… ---
**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2008, 5:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ocean-city-sucks-kolars-3rd-testicle/199079/13 "2008-08-17T05:43:42Z")
sweet! buttplugs ---
**Author:** ![Bravada\_442](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bravada_442/32/5982_2.png) [@Bravada\_442](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bravada_442)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2008, 10:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ocean-city-sucks-kolars-3rd-testicle/199079/14 "2008-08-17T10:47:37Z")
> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/37115/53): > > he wasnt actually canadian you dumb fuck. he was “canadian”. 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![obi-1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@obi-1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/obi-1)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2008, 5:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ocean-city-sucks-kolars-3rd-testicle/199079/15 "2008-08-18T05:15:06Z")
Trying to get a floor jack under your car? haha. ---
**Author:** ![bgblockelcamino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bgblockelcamino/32/5997_2.png) [@bgblockelcamino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bgblockelcamino)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2008, 7:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ocean-city-sucks-kolars-3rd-testicle/199079/16 "2008-08-18T07:11:47Z")
🤣 good idea for the vette. ---
**Author:** ![flyinglow57](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/flyinglow57/32/5978_2.png) [@flyinglow57](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/flyinglow57)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2008, 1:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ocean-city-sucks-kolars-3rd-testicle/199079/17 "2008-08-18T13:27:16Z")
WTF how do you use those to get a jack under a vette? ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2008, 1:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ocean-city-sucks-kolars-3rd-testicle/199079/18 "2008-08-18T13:37:21Z")
you need a special adapter to put jackstands under a C5. the fiberglass rocker panels obviously cannot support that much weight so there are tabs up behind them that attatch to the frame that you need a special lift puck to utilize, or you can make your own with the pucks. of course, this car was most obviously dealt with by fucktards that did not feel like looking into why exactly there are no jack tabs on the rockers snd just go right ahead and pick a spot and lift… ill post pics. if someone gave me my car back looking like this i would gut them in front of their children with a shiv fashioned by 1320 of his own pubic hair. ---
**Author:** ![HaNnIBaL64](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hannibal64/32/5954_2.png) [@HaNnIBaL64](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HaNnIBaL64)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2008, 1:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ocean-city-sucks-kolars-3rd-testicle/199079/19 "2008-08-18T13:42:49Z")
> [@Attn: newman. Buffalo^8](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-newman-buffalo-8/37510/2): > > i would gut them in front of their children with a shiv fashioned by 1320 of his own pubic hair. why his? you could just pull your shit covered ones out of his ass ---
**Author:** ![Bswaptcivic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b782af/32.png) [@Bswaptcivic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bswaptcivic)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2008, 5:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ocean-city-sucks-kolars-3rd-testicle/199079/20 "2008-08-18T17:46:55Z")
> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/37115/53): > > he wasnt actually canadian you dumb fuck. he was “canadian”. ahhh i get it, i misinterpreted. So what you’re saying is, he was just another worthless monday? or more like a dirty hotdog? [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ocean-city-sucks-kolars-3rd-testicle/199079.md?page=2)