# October Beat This Caption Contest!

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/october-beat-this-caption-contest/265061>\
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [September 27, 2012, 5:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/october-beat-this-caption-contest/265061 "2012-09-27T05:46:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2012, 5:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/october-beat-this-caption-contest/265061/1 "2012-09-27T05:46:14Z")

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Caption: The ONLY time beer is allowed to be hot.

June Contest  
 ![http://blog.timesunion.com/kristi/files/2009/05/captionthis.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/b/a/ba31a84c4eae80e34a3d5aec370e56b7b4fe9108.jpeg)

Winner: **GD3Skier**

> Skidmark! Get your ass in here and take a picture of how bad ass your father is!  
> Runner up: **Cossey**

> “The definition of “Amurrica” according to Merriam-Webster.”  
> Link to the rest  
> [http://shift518.com/showthread.php?t=31139](http://shift518.com/showthread.php?t=31139)

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**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2012, 4:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/october-beat-this-caption-contest/265061/2 "2012-10-22T16:43:39Z")

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Month is almost over :ahh

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**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2012, 11:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/october-beat-this-caption-contest/265061/3 "2012-10-24T11:35:39Z")

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This is an example of how tightly your junk should be wrapped after drinking natty ice.

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**Author:** ![JSEnclosures](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jsenclosures/32/6678_2.png) [@JSEnclosures](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JSEnclosures)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2012, 11:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/october-beat-this-caption-contest/265061/4 "2012-10-24T11:39:05Z")

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So good you’ll lick it clean

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**Author:** ![RTrac1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rtrac1/32/6312_2.png) [@RTrac1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RTrac1)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2012, 12:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/october-beat-this-caption-contest/265061/5 "2012-10-24T12:34:02Z")

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couple rolls of duct tape and a few boxes of natty ice is all you need to make your own bridesmaid dresses.

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**Author:** ![usmc2801](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/usmc2801/32/6387_2.png) [@usmc2801](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/usmc2801)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2012, 1:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/october-beat-this-caption-contest/265061/6 "2012-10-24T13:50:37Z")

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Natural Ice, cheap beer that supports cheap sluts!

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**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2012, 2:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/october-beat-this-caption-contest/265061/7 "2012-10-24T14:48:07Z")

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$2 Slut Night. Sponsored by Natural Ice. Now available in blonde.

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**Author:** ![rexford\_flats\_racing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rexford_flats_racing/32/6295_2.png) [@rexford\_flats\_racing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rexford_flats_racing)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 10:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/october-beat-this-caption-contest/265061/8 "2012-10-26T10:03:18Z")

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Nice cans.

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**Author:** ![adamea1635](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc8723/32.png) [@adamea1635](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/adamea1635)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 10:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/october-beat-this-caption-contest/265061/9 "2012-10-26T10:08:35Z")

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The new Holiday fun five pack.