# Office Dares **URL:** \ **Category:** Canada Nissan Off Topic\ **Created:** [April 4, 2007, 6:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/office-dares/133260 "2007-04-04T18:31:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![BMWWW](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e5b9ba/32.png) [@BMWWW](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BMWWW)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2007, 6:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/office-dares/133260/1 "2007-04-04T18:31:23Z")
Office Dares ONE-POINT OFFICE DARES > 1. Run one lap around the office at top speed. > 1. Ignore the first five people who say ‘good morning’ to you. > 1. Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say, > “Just called to say I can’t talk right now. Bye.” > 1. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears > and grimace. > 1. Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, > “Sorry, I really prefer it this way.” > 1. Walk sideways to the photocopier. > 1. While riding in an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors > open. > THREE-POINT DARES > 1. Say to your boss, “I like your style” and shoot him with > double-barreled fingers. > 1. Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, " Did you get all > that, I don’t want to have to repeat it." > 1. Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice). > 1. Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle > (there must be a ‘non-player’ within sight). > 1. Shout random numbers while someone is counting. > FIVE POINT DARES > 1. At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to > conclude with the singing of the national anthem (5 extra points if you > actually launch into it yourself). > 1. Walk into a very busy person’s office and while they watch you with > growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times. > 1. For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as “Bob.” > 1. Announce to everyone in a meeting that you “really have to go do a > number two.” > 1. After every sentence, say ‘Mon’ in a really bad Jamaican accent. As > in “The report’s on your desk, Mon.” Keep this up for 1 hour. > 1. While an office mate is out, move their chair into the elevator. > 1. In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and > mutter, “Shut up, all of you just shut up!” > 1. At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, “As God as my > witness, I’ll never go hungry again.” > 1. In a colleague’s DAY PLANNER, write in the 10am slot: “See how I look > in tights.”(5 Extra points if it is a male, 5 more if he is your boss) > 1. Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask, “You wanna > trade?” > 1. Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: " Do > you hear that?" “What?” “Never mind, it’s gone now.” > 1. Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, “I can’t talk > about it.” > 1. Posing as a maitre d’, call a colleague and tell him he’s won a > lunch for four at a local restaurant. Let him go. > 1. Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc) during a very > important conference call. > 1. Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk. > 1. Hang a 2’ long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants and > act genuinely surprised when someone points it out. > 1. Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuits, > smashing each biscuit with your fist. > 1. During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the > door. > 1. Arrange toy figures on the table to represent each meeting attendee, > move them according to the movements of their real-life counterparts. > And if that wasn’t enough for you… How to keep a healthy level of > insanity: > 1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a > hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. > 1. Tell your children over dinner. " Due to the economy, we are going to > have to let one of you go." > 1. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries > with that. > 1. Put your waste basket on your desk and label it “IN”. > 1. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten > over his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. > 1. Finish all your sentences with “In accordance with the prophecy.” > 1. Don’t use any punctuation > 1. Use, too…much; punctuation! > 1. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. > 1. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer. > 1. Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.” > 1. Sing along at the opera. > 1. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don’t rhyme. > 1. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle > sounds all day. > 1. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can’t attend their party > because you’re not in the mood. > 1. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, “Rock > Hard.” > 1. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I Won! I Won! 3rd time > this week!!!” > 1. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, > “Run for your lives, they’re loose!” ---
**Author:** ![Zredlady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/f19dbf/32.png) [@Zredlady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zredlady)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2007, 6:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/office-dares/133260/2 "2007-04-04T18:38:10Z")
lol i wish i worked in an office building ---
**Author:** ![Hanzzzzz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3e96dc/32.png) [@Hanzzzzz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hanzzzzz)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2007, 7:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/office-dares/133260/3 "2007-04-04T19:35:08Z")
i wish i worked. ---
**Author:** ![BMWWW](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e5b9ba/32.png) [@BMWWW](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BMWWW)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2007, 7:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/office-dares/133260/4 "2007-04-04T19:42:08Z")
> [@HAPPY BDAY HOWIE~!!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-bday-howie/1321/8): > > lol i wish i worked in an office building > [@Have you seen this person?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/have-you-seen-this-person/1297/36): > > i wish i worked. You two are depressing, and killing the vibe that I’m getting from writing an inspirational paper… emos… :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Zredlady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/f19dbf/32.png) [@Zredlady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zredlady)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2007, 10:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/office-dares/133260/5 "2007-04-04T22:07:23Z")
> [@Happy Birthday JAY](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-birthday-jay/1308/36): > > You two are depressing, and killing the vibe that I’m getting from writing an inspirational paper… emos… :mad: i thought it was rather humorous…which is why i wish i worked in an office building…so i cud do some of those things…sheesh ---
**Author:** ![BMWWW](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e5b9ba/32.png) [@BMWWW](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BMWWW)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2007, 5:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/office-dares/133260/6 "2007-04-05T05:11:29Z")
> [@Shorteaz"](#): > > i thought it was rather humorous…which is why i wish i worked in an office building…so i cud do some of those things…sheesh Still emo… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Hanzzzzz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3e96dc/32.png) [@Hanzzzzz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hanzzzzz)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2007, 7:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/office-dares/133260/7 "2007-04-05T07:39:43Z")
> [@Happy Birthday JAY](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-birthday-jay/1308/36): > > You two are depressing, and killing the vibe that I’m getting from writing an inspirational paper… emos… :mad: I’ll emo on ur face ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2007, 8:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/office-dares/133260/8 "2007-04-05T08:22:18Z")
i can do most of those. but id be escorted directly to my car right after. lol ---
**Author:** ![Zredlady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/f19dbf/32.png) [@Zredlady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zredlady)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2007, 9:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/office-dares/133260/9 "2007-04-05T09:50:24Z")
> [@HAPPY BDAY HOWIE~!!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-bday-howie/1321/25): > > Still emo… 😉 shush…mr im too good for shisha ! 😛 lol ---
**Author:** ![imported\_kevburgler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/73ab20/32.png) [@imported\_kevburgler](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_kevburgler)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2007, 10:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/office-dares/133260/10 "2007-04-05T10:06:02Z")
> 1. Tell your children over dinner. " Due to the economy, we are going to > have to let one of you go." by far the best! ---
**Author:** ![BMWWW](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e5b9ba/32.png) [@BMWWW](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BMWWW)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2007, 12:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/office-dares/133260/11 "2007-04-05T12:28:35Z")
> [@HAPPY BDAY HOWIE~!!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-bday-howie/1321/28): > > I’ll emo on ur face ^^^ Thanks for that comment, that made me think harder, and I now remember that you still owe me $5 😉 Had you kept a low profile, I would’ve forgotten, but thanks! :R ---
**Author:** ![Hanzzzzz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3e96dc/32.png) [@Hanzzzzz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hanzzzzz)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2007, 12:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/office-dares/133260/12 "2007-04-05T12:34:08Z")
> [@I was super bored...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-super-bored/1311/34): > > ^^^ > Thanks for that comment, that made me think harder, and I now remember that you still owe me $5 😉 > > Had you kept a low profile, I would’ve forgotten, but thanks! :R > [@Have you seen this person?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/have-you-seen-this-person/1297/36): > > i wish i worked. im broke mother f\*cker! lol! jk, I didnt forget. I’ve got your money.