# Official Craigslist ads jokes

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-craigslist-ads-jokes/229557>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [March 26, 2013, 7:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-craigslist-ads-jokes/229557 "2013-03-26T19:22:50Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![L8APEX1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/l8apex1/32/7276_2.png) [@L8APEX1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/L8APEX1)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2013, 6:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-craigslist-ads-jokes/229557/21 "2013-03-29T18:55:11Z")

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It is horribly awful but I’m a little curious as to why there us no title.

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**Author:** ![1sik\_bmw](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1sik_bmw/32/7341_2.png) [@1sik\_bmw](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1sik_bmw)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2013, 10:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-craigslist-ads-jokes/229557/22 "2013-04-01T10:59:12Z")

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[http://buffalo.craigslist.org/cto/3710829124.html](http://buffalo.craigslist.org/cto/3710829124.html)

“price is negociable!”

bwaaahahaha

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**Author:** ![MR.TWOSINISTER](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mr.twosinister/32/6198_2.png) [@MR.TWOSINISTER](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MR.TWOSINISTER)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2013, 11:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-craigslist-ads-jokes/229557/23 "2013-04-01T11:32:30Z")

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> [@Jesus Christ](#):
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> Woah there, not even I would drive that!

Trollolol

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**Author:** ![KuntryQuestTSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kuntryquesttsi/32/5010_2.png) [@KuntryQuestTSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KuntryQuestTSi)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2013, 12:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-craigslist-ads-jokes/229557/24 "2013-04-01T12:17:55Z")

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> [@Jesus Christ](#):
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> Woah there, not even I would drive that!

👏

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**Author:** ![honda4life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/honda4life/32/5300_2.png) [@honda4life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/honda4life)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2013, 1:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-craigslist-ads-jokes/229557/25 "2013-04-01T13:16:25Z")

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Someone please call that guy, and say you have all the cars he’s looking for on trade and tell him to pick one.

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**Author:** ![tpgsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tpgsr/32/7374_2.png) [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2013, 1:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-craigslist-ads-jokes/229557/26 "2013-04-01T13:34:32Z")

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> [@ubengineering](#):
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> Jesus Christ

> [@Jesus Christ](#):
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> Woah there, not even I would drive that!

Flawless.

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**Author:** ![honda4life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/honda4life/32/5300_2.png) [@honda4life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/honda4life)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2013, 5:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-craigslist-ads-jokes/229557/27 "2013-04-01T17:54:26Z")

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Lmfao love how Jesus comments, oh lawd Jesus it’s a fire!

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**Author:** ![ubengineering](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ubengineering/32/5171_2.png) [@ubengineering](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ubengineering)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2013, 6:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-craigslist-ads-jokes/229557/28 "2013-04-01T18:37:58Z")

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Lol

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**Author:** ![honda4life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/honda4life/32/5300_2.png) [@honda4life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/honda4life)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2013, 6:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-craigslist-ads-jokes/229557/29 "2013-04-01T18:53:54Z")

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> [@Hybridevo](#):
>
> Very true
> 
> ---------- Post added at 09:38 AM ---------- Previous post was at 09:37 AM ----------
> 
> [QUOTE=airhead;3452707]Look at this hot mess:
> 
> [http://buffalo.craigslist.org/cto/3705051257.html](http://buffalo.craigslist.org/cto/3705051257.html)
> 
> $5000??!

Anyone else want VTechis??? I kno I do!

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**Author:** ![Digital\_jedi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c37758/32.png) [@Digital\_jedi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Digital_jedi)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2013, 8:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-craigslist-ads-jokes/229557/30 "2013-04-09T08:36:01Z")

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> [@honda4life](#):
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> Someone please call that guy, and say you have all the cars he’s looking for on trade and tell him to pick one.

I just texted him, awaiting his reply…

edit:  
well that was uneventful, I was really hoping he would take my NSX off my hands.

 ![https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-qbOWRkQSf0Y/UWQ2z5QOvSI/AAAAAAAAAoA/IFi5qeggA_E/s824/Screenshot_2013-04-09-11-39-57.png](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/b/6/b675d1bc05ae7bf8143efe109e0123db631af903.png)

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**Author:** ![honda4life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/honda4life/32/5300_2.png) [@honda4life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/honda4life)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2013, 12:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-craigslist-ads-jokes/229557/31 "2013-04-09T12:19:52Z")

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> [@Digital\_jedi](#):
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> I just texted him, awaiting his reply…
> 
> edit:  
> well that was uneventful, I was really hoping he would take my NSX off my hands.
> 
> ![https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-qbOWRkQSf0Y/UWQ2z5QOvSI/AAAAAAAAAoA/IFi5qeggA_E/s824/Screenshot_2013-04-09-11-39-57.png](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/b/6/b675d1bc05ae7bf8143efe109e0123db631af903.png)

Lmfao! Yessssss!

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**Author:** ![1sik\_bmw](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1sik_bmw/32/7341_2.png) [@1sik\_bmw](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1sik_bmw)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2013, 1:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-craigslist-ads-jokes/229557/32 "2013-04-10T13:14:33Z")

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[http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/tpa/3477732832.html](http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/tpa/3477732832.html)

Miata Wu-missle

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**Author:** ![focusinprogress](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/focusinprogress/32/7227_2.png) [@focusinprogress](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/focusinprogress)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2013, 1:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-craigslist-ads-jokes/229557/33 "2013-04-10T13:33:23Z")

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> [@1sik bmw](#):
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> [best of craigslist: Enter the Wu - 94 Miata WuMissle](http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/tpa/3477732832.html)
> 
> Miata Wu-missle

hahahaha. EPIC. is that written by an NYspeeder? that trade for a ruckus comment at the end got me…

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**Author:** ![1sik\_bmw](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1sik_bmw/32/7341_2.png) [@1sik\_bmw](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1sik_bmw)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 5:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-craigslist-ads-jokes/229557/34 "2013-04-11T05:29:43Z")

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I know I saw that and figured I had to post it here for STR8FAGNN

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**Author:** ![rugsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rugsr/32/7474_2.png) [@rugsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rugsr)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 5:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-craigslist-ads-jokes/229557/35 "2013-04-11T05:39:43Z")

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> [@Digital\_jedi](#):
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> I just texted him, awaiting his reply…
> 
> edit:  
> well that was uneventful, I was really hoping he would take my NSX off my hands.
> 
> ![https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-qbOWRkQSf0Y/UWQ2z5QOvSI/AAAAAAAAAoA/IFi5qeggA_E/s824/Screenshot_2013-04-09-11-39-57.png](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/b/6/b675d1bc05ae7bf8143efe109e0123db631af903.png)

Frign awesome  
What a great idea!

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**Author:** ![L8APEX1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/l8apex1/32/7276_2.png) [@L8APEX1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/L8APEX1)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 7:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-craigslist-ads-jokes/229557/36 "2013-04-11T07:17:33Z")

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> [@focusinprogress](#):
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> hahahaha. EPIC. is that written by an NYspeeder? that trade for a ruckus comment at the end got me…

that ain’t nothin to fuck with

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**Author:** ![honda4life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/honda4life/32/5300_2.png) [@honda4life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/honda4life)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2013, 2:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-craigslist-ads-jokes/229557/37 "2013-04-12T14:56:14Z")

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[http://buffalo.craigslist.org/cto/3732369203.html](http://buffalo.craigslist.org/cto/3732369203.html)

Beat gto rofl, this screams retard

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**Author:** ![Spam16v](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/spam16v/32/5287_2.png) [@Spam16v](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Spam16v)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2013, 3:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-craigslist-ads-jokes/229557/38 "2013-04-12T15:27:42Z")

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Inb4yourcargetslistedinhere.

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**Author:** ![honda4life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/honda4life/32/5300_2.png) [@honda4life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/honda4life)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2013, 4:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-craigslist-ads-jokes/229557/39 "2013-04-12T16:33:54Z")

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> [@Spam16v](#):
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> Inb4yourcargetslistedinhere.

?

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**Author:** ![focusinprogress](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/focusinprogress/32/7227_2.png) [@focusinprogress](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/focusinprogress)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2013, 7:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-craigslist-ads-jokes/229557/40 "2013-04-17T07:33:29Z")

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> CL \> rochester, NY \> all for sale / wanted \> motorcycles/scooters - by owner  
> Reply [gtph5-3748766340@sale.craigslist.org](mailto:gtph5-3748766340@sale.craigslist.org) [?]
> 
> flag [?] : miscategorized prohibited spam best of  
> Posted: 2013-04-17, 9:30AM EDT
> 
> **fags with your bobbers  
> Nobody gives a shit about either of your ugly bikes that scream “small penis”. Why Dont you two fags get each others #, and ride your bikes out of your closets together. And yes, Harleys are gay too! Maybe if you make the exhaust louder more fags will hear you coming and it would be easier to find a boyfriend…fags!**

> •it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

> Posting ID: 3748766340

> Posted: 2013-04-17, 9:30AM EDT

> email to a friend
> 
> Avoid scams, deal locally!Do NOT wire funds (Western Union, Moneygram). Beware cashier checks, money orders, shipping, non-local buyers/sellers. More info

lol, bumped into this browsing for vintage bikes. I guess this guy doesn’t like anything but crotch rockets.

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