# Official "Dude, if youre here, look for this" Thread

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-dude-if-youre-here-look-for-this-thread/53092>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [August 11, 2008, 8:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-dude-if-youre-here-look-for-this-thread/53092 "2008-08-11T20:18:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Carnut](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carnut/32/7590_2.png) [@Carnut](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carnut)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 6:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-dude-if-youre-here-look-for-this-thread/53092/41 "2008-08-12T06:58:46Z")

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Dude on allen that wears scarfs and tries to sell them to you.

He is actually an old History professor but i can’t remember where he taught I think his name is Roger. Very smart crazy guy.

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 7:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-dude-if-youre-here-look-for-this-thread/53092/42 "2008-08-12T07:01:14Z")

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> [@Carnut](#):
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> Dude on allen that wears scarfs and tries to sell them to you.
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> He is actually an old History professor but i can’t remember where he taught I think his name is Roger. Very smart crazy guy.

I love guys like that. I had a great conversation with a guy like that at a bar of a Mexican restaurant in Anchorage. I learned all sorts of neat useless trivia from him.

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**Author:** ![Jagermeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f19dbf/32.png) [@Jagermeister](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jagermeister)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 7:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-dude-if-youre-here-look-for-this-thread/53092/43 "2008-08-12T07:45:01Z")

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> [@newman](#):
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> what about hair-mat guy in williamsville?

YES. He is guaranteed to be seen at Tim Horton’s in the Walker center plaza.

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**Author:** ![Bassdegrime](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bassdegrime/32/5027_2.png) [@Bassdegrime](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bassdegrime)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 8:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-dude-if-youre-here-look-for-this-thread/53092/44 "2008-08-12T08:08:37Z")

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> [@ILCisDEAD](#):
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> I love the guy that sells shitty hemp necklaces all over buffalo

Eric Starchild? Dude still lives with his parents

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**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 8:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-dude-if-youre-here-look-for-this-thread/53092/45 "2008-08-12T08:09:23Z")

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> [@Fry](#):
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> I love guys like that. I had a great conversation with a guy like that at a bar of a Mexican restaurant in Anchorage. I learned all sorts of neat useless trivia from him.

Who was that guy that said Buffalo was about as far as you can get from Mexico in the US in the mexican food thread…clearly a fail.

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**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 8:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-dude-if-youre-here-look-for-this-thread/53092/46 "2008-08-12T08:18:11Z")

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> [@Bassdegrime](#):
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> Eric Starchild? Dude still lives with his parents

Dude creeps me the fuck out. I was at that fucking pond thing (I can’t think of it, HA!) by the Art Gallery and I swear he talked to us for like an hour. I don’t even know if it was an actual conversation. But he said that me and my friends were all beautiful. Obviously he’s blind.

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**Author:** ![chino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bcef8e/32.png) [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 8:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-dude-if-youre-here-look-for-this-thread/53092/47 "2008-08-12T08:22:14Z")

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> [@camarojoe](#):
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> If you go to the Burger King on UB North Campus look for Robert. I think he is actually the manager now. He looks (and acts) like the Ding Fries Are Done guy. Just bigger.

ARE YOU SERIOUS?! he is the MANAGER NOW?!

thats awesome!

How you would you like some DOCTER PEPPPPERRRR???

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**Author:** ![Haenszel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e68b1a/32.png) [@Haenszel](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Haenszel)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 8:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-dude-if-youre-here-look-for-this-thread/53092/48 "2008-08-12T08:23:34Z")

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There’s that fucked up burly dude who delivers pizzas I think in hamburg… drives some super shitty honda and always screams things at the slightly underage women around town. Creep.

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**Author:** ![OfficerK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4da419/32.png) [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 8:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-dude-if-youre-here-look-for-this-thread/53092/49 "2008-08-12T08:24:13Z")

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> [@newman](#):
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> what about hair-mat guy in williamsville?
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> or the other dude that walks around with rolled up jeans, no shirt and carries his shoes…

Larry is the shit!

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**Author:** ![Haenszel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e68b1a/32.png) [@Haenszel](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Haenszel)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 8:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-dude-if-youre-here-look-for-this-thread/53092/50 "2008-08-12T08:25:56Z")

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… fries are done? uugh.

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**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 8:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-dude-if-youre-here-look-for-this-thread/53092/51 "2008-08-12T08:35:17Z")

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> [@Haenszel](#):
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> There’s that fucked up burly dude who delivers pizzas I think in hamburg… drives some super shitty honda and always screams things at the slightly underage women around town. Creep.

FUPAL

and if youre driving down clark or mckinnly look for a guy wearing yellow galoshes and a trenchcoat when its sunny out, his name i bubbles and if you ask him to he will give you the 10 day forcast

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**Author:** ![AKA-FERRARI](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/aka-ferrari/32/7260_2.png) [@AKA-FERRARI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AKA-FERRARI)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 8:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-dude-if-youre-here-look-for-this-thread/53092/52 "2008-08-12T08:45:33Z")

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> [@Jam](#):
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> FUPAL
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> and if youre driving down clark or mckinnly look for a guy wearing yellow galoshes and a trenchcoat when its sunny out, his name i bubbles and if you ask him to he will give you the 10 day forcast

MR BUBBLE’S FTMFW!!!  
Oh yea…Jam, Don’t forget Jimmy The Wig.

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**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 8:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-dude-if-youre-here-look-for-this-thread/53092/53 "2008-08-12T08:52:16Z")

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I doubt you guys are ever in Dunkirk… but…

You HAVE to see the dude who rides his bike around all day. If you meow at him, he starts punching himself in the face. I shit you not.

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 8:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-dude-if-youre-here-look-for-this-thread/53092/54 "2008-08-12T08:53:21Z")

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> [@dawn](#):
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> I doubt you guys are ever in Dunkirk… but…
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> You HAVE to see the dude who rides his bike around all day. If you meow at him, he starts punching himself in the face. I shit you not.

How the fuck did you figure that out?

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**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 8:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-dude-if-youre-here-look-for-this-thread/53092/55 "2008-08-12T08:55:55Z")

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I didn’t. I was told about him. My boyfriend tried. It works.

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 8:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-dude-if-youre-here-look-for-this-thread/53092/56 "2008-08-12T08:57:52Z")

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:picard:

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**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 8:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-dude-if-youre-here-look-for-this-thread/53092/57 "2008-08-12T08:58:57Z")

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I’m a terrible person. But shit, it’s funny.

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**Author:** ![lx50](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ccd318/32.png) [@lx50](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/lx50)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 9:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-dude-if-youre-here-look-for-this-thread/53092/58 "2008-08-12T09:06:57Z")

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> [@camarojoe](#):
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> If you go to the Burger King on UB North Campus look for Robert. I think he is actually the manager now. He looks (and acts) like the Ding Fries Are Done guy. Just bigger.

“All set buddy”

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**Author:** ![Haenszel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e68b1a/32.png) [@Haenszel](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Haenszel)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 9:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-dude-if-youre-here-look-for-this-thread/53092/59 "2008-08-12T09:21:33Z")

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Forestville NY – “ye ole’ firehouse” bar – dude named “Blackie” that doesn’t own a car so he drives his tractor everywhere and has done so for the past 25 years. He’s about 90 years old and its drunken rambling 24/7… Straight Toner style.

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**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 9:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-dude-if-youre-here-look-for-this-thread/53092/60 "2008-08-12T09:28:52Z")

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Hahaha ^ I know that guy. That’s the place right next to Cave’s right? This dude I know parent’s own that place.

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