# Official "Dude, if youre here, look for this" Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [August 11, 2008, 8:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-dude-if-youre-here-look-for-this-thread/53092 "2008-08-11T20:18:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 9:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-dude-if-youre-here-look-for-this-thread/53092/61 "2008-08-12T09:31:16Z")
If you’re at Westfields, look for Vodka Joe. About 1-2 years ago this guy was ALWAYS at Westfields and ALWAYS drunk. Probably 5’9", longer beard, self-made townie celebrity. He’s not there anymore. I want to know if he died. ---
**Author:** ![snowracer101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@snowracer101](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowracer101)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 9:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-dude-if-youre-here-look-for-this-thread/53092/62 "2008-08-12T09:36:28Z")
_If you travel the 391 (boston st rd) from hamburg to boston_: You will see some guy in his 50s riding a beat ass bike, or hitchhiking, probably drinking a 40. He will also be trying to bite his ear, this is crazy joe, my dad went to school with him and when he was younger, a small airplane crashed into his house and made him crazy. He now spends his nights at a local bar in hamburg and will hitchhike all the way to boston, usually stumbling in the road. ---
**Author:** ![snowracer101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@snowracer101](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowracer101)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 9:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-dude-if-youre-here-look-for-this-thread/53092/63 "2008-08-12T09:37:38Z")
_If you are in the village of hamburg_ there will be a shorter lady walking around at a decent pace, she will be flailing her arms about. This is walking lady, she walks EVERYWHERE. ---
**Author:** ![Haenszel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e68b1a/32.png) [@Haenszel](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Haenszel)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 9:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-dude-if-youre-here-look-for-this-thread/53092/64 "2008-08-12T09:43:52Z")
> [@dawn](#): > > Hahaha ^ I know that guy. That’s the place right next to Cave’s right? This dude I know parent’s own that place. yeah. ---
**Author:** ![9c1ny](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9c1ny/32/5050_2.png) [@9c1ny](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9c1ny)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 9:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-dude-if-youre-here-look-for-this-thread/53092/65 "2008-08-12T09:45:26Z")
> [@Haenszel](#): > > There’s that fucked up burly dude who delivers pizzas I think in hamburg… drives some super shitty honda and always screams things at the slightly underage women around town. Creep. hmmm dosent this dude work for John and Marys? ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 9:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-dude-if-youre-here-look-for-this-thread/53092/66 "2008-08-12T09:48:19Z")
If you are in the northtowns, look for a really sexy guy driving a Blue Xterra. Then wave to me. ---
**Author:** ![Haenszel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e68b1a/32.png) [@Haenszel](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Haenszel)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 9:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-dude-if-youre-here-look-for-this-thread/53092/67 "2008-08-12T09:48:20Z")
> [@9c1ny](#): > > hmmm dosent this dude work for John and Marys? Yeah… i heard he’s a FGGT too… so look out little boys. ---
**Author:** ![Oaks3](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/oaks3/32/5042_2.png) [@Oaks3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Oaks3)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 9:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-dude-if-youre-here-look-for-this-thread/53092/68 "2008-08-12T09:49:33Z")
> [@9c1ny](#): > > anyone remember the freak from the Galleria mall food court a few years back? > Kinda a cross between Boy George and Rickey from “My so called life”, dude had full make up, eye lash extensions, press on nails ect ect the burbon chicken guy hahahaha. the chicken was delicous but he scared me ---
**Author:** ![Oaks3](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/oaks3/32/5042_2.png) [@Oaks3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Oaks3)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 9:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-dude-if-youre-here-look-for-this-thread/53092/69 "2008-08-12T09:50:12Z")
and jay i was gonna post that he/she thing oover at wendys but u beat me to it…FREAK ---
**Author:** ![FiftyCheven](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fiftycheven/32/4950_2.png) [@FiftyCheven](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FiftyCheven)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 9:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-dude-if-youre-here-look-for-this-thread/53092/70 "2008-08-12T09:51:38Z")
> [@Haenszel](#): > > Forestville NY – “ye ole’ firehouse” bar – dude named “Blackie” that doesn’t own a car so he drives his tractor everywhere and has done so for the past 25 years. He’s about 90 years old and its drunken rambling 24/7… Straight Toner style. Ive seen old blackie quite often over the course of my life…you forgot the part about why they call him blackie…because thats how dirty he was. he lived on prospect, right down the road from my dad. He’s dead now though. My aunt owns the firehouse rest. ---
**Author:** ![Haenszel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e68b1a/32.png) [@Haenszel](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Haenszel)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 10:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-dude-if-youre-here-look-for-this-thread/53092/71 "2008-08-12T10:01:17Z")
> [@JuicedGT](#): > > Ive seen old blackie quite often over the course of my life…you forgot the part about why they call him blackie…because thats how dirty he was. he lived on prospect, right down the road from my dad. He’s dead now though. > My aunt owns the firehouse rest. dear god. I didn’t think anyone would know him. That f’n rules. ---
**Author:** ![FiftyCheven](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fiftycheven/32/4950_2.png) [@FiftyCheven](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FiftyCheven)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 10:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-dude-if-youre-here-look-for-this-thread/53092/72 "2008-08-12T10:03:08Z")
lmao…i didnt know him personally…but seen him more times in my life than i care to admit. i cant tell you how many times i got stuck behind his tractor going up the hill…lol. to get a visual for those who didnt get the pleasure of seeing him…his skin was literally BLACK from years and years without a shower. fucking gross. his shack of a house was recently demolished…finally. ---
**Author:** ![airhead](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/airhead/32/7471_2.png) [@airhead](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/airhead)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 10:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-dude-if-youre-here-look-for-this-thread/53092/73 "2008-08-12T10:49:50Z")
> [@sedlmeier101](#): > > _If you travel the 391 (boston st rd) from hamburg to boston_: > You will see some guy in his 50s riding a beat ass bike, or hitchhiking, probably drinking a 40. He will also be trying to bite his ear, this is crazy joe, my dad went to school with him and when he was younger, a small airplane crashed into his house and made him crazy. > He now spends his nights at a local bar in hamburg and will hitchhike all the way to boston, usually stumbling in the road. When I was in HS, this kid Jackal pulled up to him and said he’d give him a ride in his minivan. We opened the door, and sped off at the last second, as he chased and swore at us. Yeah, we were mean. ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 10:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-dude-if-youre-here-look-for-this-thread/53092/74 "2008-08-12T10:51:06Z")
> [@dawn](#): > > I didn’t. I was told about him. My boyfriend tried. It works. do it videotape it ---
**Author:** ![LAFENGAS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lafengas/32/7573_2.png) [@LAFENGAS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LAFENGAS)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 10:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-dude-if-youre-here-look-for-this-thread/53092/75 "2008-08-12T10:53:44Z")
If you’re ever in Williamsville, look out for “Beaver Tail”, our resident hobo with 7ft dreadlocked hair that looks like, …well a beaver’s tail. ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 10:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-dude-if-youre-here-look-for-this-thread/53092/76 "2008-08-12T10:54:20Z")
oh yea… he is gross! ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 10:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-dude-if-youre-here-look-for-this-thread/53092/77 "2008-08-12T10:54:40Z")
> [@LAFENGAS](#): > > If you’re ever in Williamsville, look out for “Beaver Tail”, our resident hobo with 7ft dreadlocked hair that looks like, …well a beaver’s tail. repost… > [@newman](#): > > what about hair-mat guy in williamsville? > > or the other dude that walks around with rolled up jeans, no shirt and carries his shoes… and his name is Larry…fggts ---
**Author:** ![LAFENGAS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lafengas/32/7573_2.png) [@LAFENGAS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LAFENGAS)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 10:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-dude-if-youre-here-look-for-this-thread/53092/78 "2008-08-12T10:58:36Z")
> [@SkunkApe](#): > > and his name is Larry…fggts heard you like him because it’s harder for him to sneak out of bed in the morning when you’re laying on his hair. Also rumor has it, his hair isn’t actually dreadlocked, it’s skunk “spermlocked”. true? ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 10:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-dude-if-youre-here-look-for-this-thread/53092/79 "2008-08-12T10:59:33Z")
> [@LAFENGAS](#): > > heard you like him because it’s harder for him to sneak out of bed in the morning when you’re laying on his hair. Also rumor has it, his hair isn’t actual dreadlocked, it’s skunk spermlocked. true? false… -Karma ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 11:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-dude-if-youre-here-look-for-this-thread/53092/80 "2008-08-12T11:00:37Z")
> [@SkunkApe](#): > > false… > > -Karma TRUE FGGT [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-dude-if-youre-here-look-for-this-thread/53092.md?page=3) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-dude-if-youre-here-look-for-this-thread/53092.md?page=5)