# Official "Dude, if youre here, look for this" Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [August 11, 2008, 8:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-dude-if-youre-here-look-for-this-thread/53092 "2008-08-11T20:18:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![LAFENGAS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lafengas/32/7573_2.png) [@LAFENGAS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LAFENGAS)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 11:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-dude-if-youre-here-look-for-this-thread/53092/81 "2008-08-12T11:02:35Z")
Let it be noted, his name is no longer “beaver tail”, the villiage of williamsville will now call him “skunk tail” ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 11:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-dude-if-youre-here-look-for-this-thread/53092/82 "2008-08-12T11:10:58Z")
(2:07:05 PM) skunkape123: listen fggt (2:07:09 PM) skunkape123: ur a bigger homo than i am (2:07:10 PM) skunkape123: 🙂 (2:07:16 PM) skunkape123: TRUTH,JPG I disagree ![http://photos-f.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v143/247/116/503424504/n503424504_366501_1953.jpg](http://photos-f.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v143/247/116/503424504/n503424504_366501_1953.jpg) clearly gay ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 11:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-dude-if-youre-here-look-for-this-thread/53092/83 "2008-08-12T11:12:12Z")
TRUTH COMMA JAY PEG ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 11:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-dude-if-youre-here-look-for-this-thread/53092/84 "2008-08-12T11:15:57Z")
FGGT ![http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v67/247/116/503424504/n503424504_29459_4685.jpg](http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v67/247/116/503424504/n503424504_29459_4685.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![LAFENGAS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lafengas/32/7573_2.png) [@LAFENGAS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LAFENGAS)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 11:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-dude-if-youre-here-look-for-this-thread/53092/85 "2008-08-12T11:23:24Z")
honestly? metro-dude-face to dude-face contact? that’s almost like balls touching. ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 11:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-dude-if-youre-here-look-for-this-thread/53092/86 "2008-08-12T11:28:16Z")
its only gay if you push back… ---
**Author:** ![9c1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9c1/32/7392_2.png) [@9c1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9c1)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 11:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-dude-if-youre-here-look-for-this-thread/53092/87 "2008-08-12T11:36:33Z")
_If you’re ever in the downtown area -_ keep an eye out for the Lady in White. Can’t miss her. Even in the dead of summer she’s wearing a white hat, white sunglasses, white WINTER COAT, white gloves, white pants and white shoes. All white clothing head to toe. She lives above some art gallery over on Elmwood. ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 11:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-dude-if-youre-here-look-for-this-thread/53092/88 "2008-08-12T11:46:51Z")
bigger FGGT ![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v195/SkunkApe/aIMAGE_373.jpg](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v195/SkunkApe/aIMAGE_373.jpg) awwwwwwwwwe SLEEPY FGGT ![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v195/SkunkApe/dan.jpg](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v195/SkunkApe/dan.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![ericvw7989](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ericvw7989/32/5070_2.png) [@ericvw7989](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ericvw7989)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 11:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-dude-if-youre-here-look-for-this-thread/53092/89 "2008-08-12T11:58:28Z")
idk if it was mentioned or not but has anyone ever seen backwards walking guy around cheektowaga near walden and harlem that guy would walk everywhere backwards i havent seen him in a while … and then there was the larger guy that would sit on the bench at the corner of william and harlem at hot dog heaven and he would wear pink bunny slippers he has been mia lately too ! ---
**Author:** ![camarojoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@camarojoe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/camarojoe)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 11:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-dude-if-youre-here-look-for-this-thread/53092/90 "2008-08-12T11:59:12Z")
> [@LAFENGAS](#): > > If you’re ever in Williamsville, look out for “Beaver Tail”, our resident hobo with 7ft dreadlocked hair that looks like, …well a beaver’s tail. Ahh, so that’s his name. Yea, that is some long ass nasty dread… And if you are in Tonawanda on Young Street and Delaware area look for Crazy Eddie. The white haired, ex-military old guy that walks around with a skirt, nylons, and womens boots… smoking a pipe, wearing a beret and SCREAMING at anyone that says it’s going to snow. Last time I saw him, he was riding a 3 wheel bicycle. The dude is a trip. ---
**Author:** ![OfficerK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4da419/32.png) [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 12:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-dude-if-youre-here-look-for-this-thread/53092/91 "2008-08-12T12:03:43Z")
f7.jpg ---
**Author:** ![burnt\_toast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/burnt_toast/32/7518_2.png) [@burnt\_toast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/burnt_toast)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 2:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-dude-if-youre-here-look-for-this-thread/53092/92 "2008-08-12T14:28:19Z")
If you are ever on webster rd in orchard park, between southwestern and orchard park rd late at night, watch out for glow-in-the-dark-fucking-creepy-lady. She looks like she’s about 75 pounds. She’s been hit by cars AT LEAST 4 times, so now she walks all fucked up. She covers herself in strobe lights, reflectors, glowsticks, flashlights, and limps around orchard park all night. She looks like E.T. on crack at a rave. Scary shit. Also, word has it she’s fucking loaded from all the lawsuits, but lost the last one because she was witnessed jumping in front of the car. The definition of sue-happy. ---
**Author:** ![L8APEX1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/l8apex1/32/7276_2.png) [@L8APEX1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/L8APEX1)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2008, 7:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-dude-if-youre-here-look-for-this-thread/53092/93 "2008-08-13T07:46:03Z")
i can’t believe dickfinger hasn’t been mentioned yet (mckinley mall burger king) ---
**Author:** ![Jeller](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/bc8723/32.png) [@Jeller](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jeller)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2008, 9:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-dude-if-youre-here-look-for-this-thread/53092/94 "2008-08-13T09:58:20Z")
> [@L8APEX1](#): > > i can’t believe dickfinger hasn’t been mentioned yet (mckinley mall burger king) I thought he worked a McDonalds in Hamburg? maybe hes moved up/on? ---
**Author:** ![Superium](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/superium/32/7405_2.png) [@Superium](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Superium)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2008, 12:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-dude-if-youre-here-look-for-this-thread/53092/95 "2008-08-13T12:11:32Z")
> [@ericvw7989](#): > > idk if it was mentioned or not but has anyone ever seen backwards walking guy around cheektowaga near walden and harlem that guy would walk everywhere backwards i havent seen him in a while Yea I havent seen him in ages. I guess his story is his entire family died in a car accident. ---
**Author:** ![LowlyOilBurner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a6a055/32.png) [@LowlyOilBurner](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LowlyOilBurner)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2008, 12:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-dude-if-youre-here-look-for-this-thread/53092/96 "2008-08-13T12:52:36Z")
oh man! This is awesome! There are a ton of retards/creepers/weirdos in eastauroraville. There are like five retard special ed homes in ea. One dude rocks a tricycle, with a boom box on it, wears a helmet. The infamous guitar guy who rambles around aimlessly, “kevin” the super bowler retard(guy is an awesome bowler) to many more to mention. But beware of the scammaz! ---
**Author:** ![PsngrSeatsR4Boys](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psngrseatsr4boys/32/3078_2.png) [@PsngrSeatsR4Boys](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PsngrSeatsR4Boys)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2008, 2:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-dude-if-youre-here-look-for-this-thread/53092/97 "2008-08-13T14:38:34Z")
> [@sedlmeier101](#): > > _If you are in the village of hamburg_ there will be a shorter lady walking around at a decent pace, she will be flailing her arms about. This is walking lady, she walks EVERYWHERE. that broad walks everywhere! i saw here in eden once, then again by the ford plant. once she was carrying at least 5 bags full of shit from wegman’s. i don’t know how she does it. ---
**Author:** ![Superium](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/superium/32/7405_2.png) [@Superium](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Superium)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2008, 2:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-dude-if-youre-here-look-for-this-thread/53092/98 "2008-08-13T14:49:30Z")
Mickey Rats the 40 something year old guy who always wears aviators and is the dance floor sort of dancing or just mainly doing the night at the roxbury thing. Cheektowaga/Depew area the amish dude always riding his bicycle around. ---
**Author:** ![ericvw7989](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ericvw7989/32/5070_2.png) [@ericvw7989](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ericvw7989)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2008, 2:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-dude-if-youre-here-look-for-this-thread/53092/99 "2008-08-13T14:51:55Z")
> [@Superium](#): > > Mickey Rats the 40 something year old guy who always wears aviators and is the dance floor sort of dancing or just mainly doing the night at the roxbury thing. > > Cheektowaga/Depew area the amish dude always riding his bicycle around. amish guy lives down the street from me ! always gives me a hello … good guy :tup: ---
**Author:** ![9c1ny](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9c1ny/32/5050_2.png) [@9c1ny](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9c1ny)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2008, 3:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-dude-if-youre-here-look-for-this-thread/53092/100 "2008-08-13T15:22:33Z")
> [@Superium](#): > > Mickey Rats the 40 something year old guy who always wears aviators and is the dance floor sort of dancing or just mainly doing the night at the roxbury thing. lol I havent been there in a few years but yeah that dude cracks me up, he dances with alot of hot chicks though [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-dude-if-youre-here-look-for-this-thread/53092.md?page=4) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-dude-if-youre-here-look-for-this-thread/53092.md?page=6)