# \*\*OFFICIAL JERSEY SHORE EPISODE 3 UPDATE THREAD\*\* **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 10, 2009, 4:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-3-update-thread/248972 "2009-12-10T16:53:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 4:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-3-update-thread/248972/1 "2009-12-10T16:53:35Z")
I’m couch-bound until it’s over. What will happen tonight? Who will who hook up? Who will get laid? At what point will the drama in the hot tub start?!! Is tonight the night that the midget gets punched, or is that a future episode??!! I can’t recall looking forward to a TV show this much in recent memory!!! I’m taking my shirt off and gelling my hair at 945 to set the mood. ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 4:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-3-update-thread/248972/2 "2009-12-10T16:53:59Z")
You would be ---
**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 5:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-3-update-thread/248972/3 "2009-12-10T17:12:23Z")
I lol’ed @ this thread and just completely lost it after reading this: > [@FS: 1996 Nissan Pathfinder SE](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-1996-nissan-pathfinder-se/26658/21): > > I’m taking my shirt off and gelling my hair at 945 to set the mood. :rofl :rofl ---
**Author:** ![Mark355](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mark355/32/6528_2.png) [@Mark355](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mark355)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 5:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-3-update-thread/248972/4 "2009-12-10T17:13:37Z")
I wait until the last minute to shave before going out to be fresh. ---
**Author:** ![QuickLT1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/eada6e/32.png) [@QuickLT1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/QuickLT1)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 6:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-3-update-thread/248972/5 "2009-12-10T18:11:36Z")
> [@Post Your Pic! v. thishasneverbeendonebefore](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/post-your-pic-v-thishasneverbeendonebefore/26916/314): > > I wait until the last minute to shave before going out to be fresh. Balls? ---
**Author:** ![Mark355](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mark355/32/6528_2.png) [@Mark355](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mark355)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 6:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-3-update-thread/248972/6 "2009-12-10T18:12:01Z")
Gooch. ---
**Author:** ![AlHassan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@AlHassan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AlHassan)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 6:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-3-update-thread/248972/7 "2009-12-10T18:12:46Z")
b sure to peepz ur boi pumpin dat fist tonight holla ---
**Author:** ![crazybrew609](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/crazybrew609/32/6319_2.png) [@crazybrew609](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/crazybrew609)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 6:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-3-update-thread/248972/8 "2009-12-10T18:18:57Z")
play the drinking game where whenever the word “GUIDO” or “TAN” is said you need to take a shot… you’ll be floored by the first commercial ![http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_GvDG17Ghm8E/Sw0998GkmSI/AAAAAAAAAyc/j9uT-Y8VfL0/s1600/alg_mtv_jersey-shore.jpg](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_GvDG17Ghm8E/Sw0998GkmSI/AAAAAAAAAyc/j9uT-Y8VfL0/s1600/alg_mtv_jersey-shore.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 6:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-3-update-thread/248972/9 "2009-12-10T18:34:20Z")
> [@FS: 1996 Nissan Pathfinder SE](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-1996-nissan-pathfinder-se/26658/21): > > I’m couch-bound until it’s over. > > What will happen tonight? Who will who hook up? Who will get laid? At what point will the drama in the hot tub start?!! Is tonight the night that the midget gets punched, or is that a future episode??!! I can’t recall looking forward to a TV show this much in recent memory!!! > > **I’m taking my shirt off and gelling my hair at 945 to set the mood.** Your posts have increased in awesomeness recently. +rep if i could. I will also be watching, but with a bald head and in a sweater. ---
**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 6:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-3-update-thread/248972/10 "2009-12-10T18:36:19Z")
Did the bitch get punched yet or what ---
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 6:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-3-update-thread/248972/11 "2009-12-10T18:36:30Z")
> [@New to Forum](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-to-forum/27060/15): > > Your posts have increased in awesomeness recently. +rep if i could. > > I will also be watching, but with a bald head and in a sweater. LOL thanks. I’m tuned in to MTV, cocked locked and ready to rock Brofessor Wayne! ---
**Author:** ![tdi\_logik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tdi_logik/32/6310_2.png) [@tdi\_logik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tdi_logik)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 6:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-3-update-thread/248972/12 "2009-12-10T18:37:31Z")
i’ll be fist pumpin at 10.15 ---
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 6:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-3-update-thread/248972/13 "2009-12-10T18:38:01Z")
Oh, plus repped you Wayne. I never use the rep system, guess I should start. ---
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 6:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-3-update-thread/248972/14 "2009-12-10T18:43:35Z")
JERSEY SHORE CHALLENGE!!! Whoever guesses the closest to how many times the word ‘BRO’ is said gets a spin in my Vette the next time I am in Albany with it. I’m keeping count, no bitching. Guesses need to be in by 10:21 EST. ---
**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 6:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-3-update-thread/248972/15 "2009-12-10T18:50:56Z")
They say “my boy” more than bro I think :rofl ---
**Author:** ![Mark355](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mark355/32/6528_2.png) [@Mark355](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mark355)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 6:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-3-update-thread/248972/16 "2009-12-10T18:54:19Z")
THE SITUATION ---
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 7:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-3-update-thread/248972/17 "2009-12-10T19:00:06Z")
Fist pumping starts in 3…2…1… THE SITUATION HAS STARTED. ---
**Author:** ![Mark355](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mark355/32/6528_2.png) [@Mark355](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mark355)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 7:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-3-update-thread/248972/18 "2009-12-10T19:07:10Z")
SNOOKI LIKES PICKLES. ---
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 7:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-3-update-thread/248972/19 "2009-12-10T19:09:03Z")
Wow, J-woww is J-nasty. Has anyone LOOKED at her face? I mean, yeah, I’d beat it up and kick it out but w/e. Cannot wait for the Ronnie/The Situation drama to peak!!! Fairly boring so far though. I like Hot Wheels. ---
**Author:** ![Shapes](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shapes/32/6423_2.png) [@Shapes](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shapes)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 7:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-3-update-thread/248972/20 "2009-12-10T19:09:17Z")
> [@Post Your Pic! v. thishasneverbeendonebefore](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/post-your-pic-v-thishasneverbeendonebefore/26916/335): > > SNOOKI LIKES PICKLES. She loves to suck the juice out first [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-3-update-thread/248972.md?page=2)