# \*\*OFFICIAL JERSEY SHORE EPISODE 3 UPDATE THREAD\*\*

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-3-update-thread/248972
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [December 10, 2009, 4:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-3-update-thread/248972 "2009-12-10T16:53:35Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)
#### Post date: [December 10, 2009, 7:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-3-update-thread/248972/21 "2009-12-10T19:16:00Z")

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Cannot believe that I haven’t heard the word ‘BRO’ yet. Oh well. Bad idea.

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### Author: ![Mark355](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mark355/32/6528_2.png) [@Mark355](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mark355)
#### Post date: [December 10, 2009, 7:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-3-update-thread/248972/22 "2009-12-10T19:16:09Z")

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It just gets more effed up. Wellington boots.

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### Author: ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)
#### Post date: [December 10, 2009, 7:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-3-update-thread/248972/23 "2009-12-10T19:16:56Z")

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> [@Mark355"](#):
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> It just gets more effed up. Wellington boots.

Shaping up to be a good episode for sure.

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### Author: ![Mark355](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mark355/32/6528_2.png) [@Mark355](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mark355)
#### Post date: [December 10, 2009, 7:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-3-update-thread/248972/24 "2009-12-10T19:17:47Z")

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I like Angelina’s big ass.

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### Author: ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)
#### Post date: [December 10, 2009, 7:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-3-update-thread/248972/25 "2009-12-10T19:18:10Z")

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> [@240sx transformation](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/240sx-transformation/26384/75):
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> Cannot believe that I haven’t heard the word ‘BRO’ yet. Oh well. Bad idea.

Heard it once. I’m betting they say it 8-10 times.  
They seem to say “my boy” & “your boy” more

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### Author: ![Mark355](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mark355/32/6528_2.png) [@Mark355](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mark355)
#### Post date: [December 10, 2009, 7:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-3-update-thread/248972/26 "2009-12-10T19:19:21Z")

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I heard “THE SITUATION” about eight times in a single sentence and the cross on my wall started spinning.

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### Author: ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)
#### Post date: [December 10, 2009, 7:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-3-update-thread/248972/27 "2009-12-10T19:30:00Z")

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> [@FS: IROC Z MINT](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-iroc-z-mint/27036/20):
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> I heard “THE SITUATION” about eight times in a single sentence and the cross on my wall started spinning.

We need our own ‘The Situation’ (PJB) in this thread NOW!

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### Author: ![Mike3](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mike3/32/6350_2.png) [@Mike3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mike3)
#### Post date: [December 10, 2009, 8:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-3-update-thread/248972/28 "2009-12-10T20:36:15Z")

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Yo I think I might just go ahead and put some charcoal, in the gas grill.

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### Author: ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)
#### Post date: [December 10, 2009, 8:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-3-update-thread/248972/29 "2009-12-10T20:36:48Z")

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^^ :rofl I lol’ed at that

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### Author: ![tdi\_logik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tdi_logik/32/6310_2.png) [@tdi\_logik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tdi_logik)
#### Post date: [December 10, 2009, 8:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-3-update-thread/248972/30 "2009-12-10T20:39:33Z")

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Next week snooki gets decked!!!

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### Author: ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)
#### Post date: [December 10, 2009, 8:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-3-update-thread/248972/31 "2009-12-10T20:40:31Z")

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can’t wait!

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### Author: ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)
#### Post date: [December 10, 2009, 8:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-3-update-thread/248972/32 "2009-12-10T20:58:44Z")

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:rofl

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### Author: ![GermanPSI](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/germanpsi/32/6353_2.png) [@GermanPSI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GermanPSI)
#### Post date: [December 10, 2009, 9:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-3-update-thread/248972/33 "2009-12-10T21:08:57Z")

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haahaha

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### Author: ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)
#### Post date: [December 10, 2009, 9:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-3-update-thread/248972/34 "2009-12-10T21:10:08Z")

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R E E E E E M I X X X X X X X X X

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### Author: ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)
#### Post date: [December 10, 2009, 9:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-3-update-thread/248972/35 "2009-12-10T21:30:58Z")

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> [@Friend's GTI on the Dyno \*\*Special for VW Haters\*\* - New Video Page 2](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/friends-gti-on-the-dyno-special-for-vw-haters-new-video-page-2/27096/8):
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> [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CypKkbprIw&feature=player\_embedded](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CypKkbprIw&feature=player_embedded)
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> :rofl

So good! +rep (after I spread some)

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### Author: ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)
#### Post date: [December 11, 2009, 8:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-3-update-thread/248972/36 "2009-12-11T20:00:21Z")

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> [@Friend's GTI on the Dyno \*\*Special for VW Haters\*\* - New Video Page 2](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/friends-gti-on-the-dyno-special-for-vw-haters-new-video-page-2/27096/8):
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> [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CypKkbprIw&feature=player\_embedded](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CypKkbprIw&feature=player_embedded)
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> :rofl

damnit they took it down 😢

i fell asleep before it came on booooooooo i’m so old. :facepalm

i’m still down for a ride in the 'vette though.

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### Author: ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)
#### Post date: [December 11, 2009, 8:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-3-update-thread/248972/37 "2009-12-11T20:06:22Z")

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:rofl This thread wins.

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### Author: ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)
#### Post date: [December 11, 2009, 8:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-3-update-thread/248972/38 "2009-12-11T20:48:17Z")

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> [@FS: 1994 Pontiac Grand Prix SE - $1600 - 105k](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-1994-pontiac-grand-prix-se-1600-105k/26061/8):
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> :rofl This thread wins.

Stay tuned for the episode 4 update thread next week good sir!

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### Author: ![kdubs](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kdubs/32/6562_2.png) [@kdubs](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kdubs)
#### Post date: [December 11, 2009, 10:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-3-update-thread/248972/39 "2009-12-11T22:09:51Z")

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> [@praxair.... on fire?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/praxair-on-fire/27146/21):
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> damnit they took it down 😢
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> i fell asleep before it came on booooooooo i’m so old. :facepalm

Hulu has the 1st 2 I’m sure it’ll have this one soon…

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### Author: ![Mark355](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mark355/32/6528_2.png) [@Mark355](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mark355)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2009, 8:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-3-update-thread/248972/40 "2009-12-12T08:02:19Z")

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> **[MTV No Longer Packs a Punch](http://www.tmz.com/2009/12/12/mtv-jersey-shore-attack-dan-ferro-nicole-snooki-polizzi-mark-malkin-e/)**
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> MTV will not air the scene in "Jersey Shore" in which a drunken idiot coldcocks a female cast-member and knocks her out.MTV told E!'s Marc Malkin the…

" **MTV will not air the scene in “Jersey Shore” in which a drunken idiot coldcocks a female cast-member and knocks her out**. MTV told E!'s [Marc Malkin](http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/marc_malkin/b157776_jersey_shore_sucker-punch_mtv_pulls.html) the network consulted with experts and decided the footage should be 86’d from the show.

The scene, which shows New York gym teacher Dan Ferro clocking Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, was used in the MTV promo and then made the rounds. MTV told Malkin the scene “has been taken out of context not to show the severity of this act or resulting consequences.”

**WTF**

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