# \*\*\*OFFICIAL JERSEY SHORE EPISODE 4 UPDATE THREAD\*\*\* **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 17, 2009, 6:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-4-update-thread/249147 "2009-12-17T18:52:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 6:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-4-update-thread/249147/1 "2009-12-17T18:52:07Z")
HERE WE GO! Gel your hair and take your shirts off, it’s time to get cocked, locked and rocked! ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 6:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-4-update-thread/249147/2 "2009-12-17T18:52:51Z")
This shit is so ridiculous I cant even watch more then 4 minutes of it ---
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 6:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-4-update-thread/249147/3 "2009-12-17T18:56:16Z")
> [@psi2high"](#): > > This shit is so ridiculous I cant even watch more then 4 minutes of it Make it through the first 5 min and you are gtg! ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 6:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-4-update-thread/249147/4 "2009-12-17T18:57:39Z")
Ha ha I cant. It is by far probably the most retarded show MTV has ever produced ---
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 6:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-4-update-thread/249147/5 "2009-12-17T18:59:41Z")
> [@psi2high"](#): > > Ha ha I cant. It is by far probably the most retarded show MTV has ever produced Agreed, thats why its go great! ---
**Author:** ![Mark355](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mark355/32/6528_2.png) [@Mark355](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mark355)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 7:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-4-update-thread/249147/6 "2009-12-17T19:00:07Z")
I’m jacked, tan, and ready for ep 4! ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 7:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-4-update-thread/249147/7 "2009-12-17T19:01:47Z")
That fucking bitch that got booted killed me. I seriously want to track her down and just beat her with a toaster until she can either form a sentence that makes one bit of sense or until she stops breathing. Which ever comes first ---
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 7:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-4-update-thread/249147/8 "2009-12-17T19:01:53Z")
> [@Newman should have used this...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/newman-should-have-used-this/27256/11): > > I’m jacked, tan, and ready for ep 4! Affliction in da hizzy!!! ---
**Author:** ![Mark355](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mark355/32/6528_2.png) [@Mark355](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mark355)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 7:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-4-update-thread/249147/9 "2009-12-17T19:02:37Z")
el oh el @ ronnie’s dance moves :rofl ---
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 7:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-4-update-thread/249147/10 "2009-12-17T19:03:29Z")
JWOWW is a disgusting human being. LOOK AT HER FACE:Idiots ---
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 7:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-4-update-thread/249147/11 "2009-12-17T19:05:00Z")
Ronnie HAZ NO CLOTHES! ---
**Author:** ![Mark355](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mark355/32/6528_2.png) [@Mark355](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mark355)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 7:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-4-update-thread/249147/12 "2009-12-17T19:05:16Z")
Angelina was the hottest one. Even if she was dumber than a bottle of spray tan. ---
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 7:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-4-update-thread/249147/13 "2009-12-17T19:06:25Z")
> [@NYSpeed Track Day #1 - Friday June 15th, 2007](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-track-day-1-friday-june-15th-2007/26320/140): > > Angelina was the hottest one. Even if she was dumber than a bottle of spray tan. Sammie Sweetcheeks or whatever is 1/2way decent. Just 1/2way. ---
**Author:** ![Mark355](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mark355/32/6528_2.png) [@Mark355](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mark355)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 7:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-4-update-thread/249147/14 "2009-12-17T19:06:49Z")
OH SHIT IT’S THE SITUATION ---
**Author:** ![Mark355](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mark355/32/6528_2.png) [@Mark355](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mark355)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 7:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-4-update-thread/249147/15 "2009-12-17T19:08:03Z")
lol i’m dying at situation/paulie right now ---
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 7:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-4-update-thread/249147/16 "2009-12-17T19:08:05Z")
> [@done](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/done/27382/11): > > OH SHIT IT’S THE SITUATION TEH SIZZIE HAS ARRI-ZZIIEE! Already having secks. ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 7:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-4-update-thread/249147/17 "2009-12-17T19:08:21Z")
That guy is straight stalker ---
**Author:** ![Mark355](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mark355/32/6528_2.png) [@Mark355](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mark355)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 7:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-4-update-thread/249147/18 "2009-12-17T19:08:38Z")
CHILL OUT FRECKLES MCGEE ---
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 7:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-4-update-thread/249147/19 "2009-12-17T19:09:10Z")
OH NO PUNCH SCENE COMING!!! ---
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 7:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-4-update-thread/249147/20 "2009-12-17T19:09:56Z")
Chicz smokin’ cigs in da beach house, gettin’ hella twisted [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-4-update-thread/249147.md?page=2)