# \*\*\*OFFICIAL JERSEY SHORE EPISODE 4 UPDATE THREAD\*\*\* **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 17, 2009, 6:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-4-update-thread/249147 "2009-12-17T18:52:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 7:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-4-update-thread/249147/61 "2009-12-17T19:34:54Z")
:rofl cryin like a bitch!! Maybe that’ll teach her not to back talk men! ---
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 7:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-4-update-thread/249147/62 "2009-12-17T19:35:38Z")
Commercial update 1)As always, punch scene coming up 2)Help chicks with cigarettes and cigarette parifonalia 3)Refer to couples of chicks by what they drive 4)Lesson from Paulie and Situation-dont invite too many chicz home ---
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 7:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-4-update-thread/249147/63 "2009-12-17T19:36:10Z")
> [@The Fit is FUCT](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-fit-is-fuct/27402/9): > > :rofl cryin like a bitch!! Maybe that’ll teach her not to back talk men! We’re fist pumping@my bday. ---
**Author:** ![Mark355](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mark355/32/6528_2.png) [@Mark355](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mark355)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 7:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-4-update-thread/249147/64 "2009-12-17T19:36:33Z")
The sound of Snooki crying after getting cold cocked in the snout is like birdsong after a morning spring rainshower. Mmmm. ---
**Author:** ![Mark355](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mark355/32/6528_2.png) [@Mark355](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mark355)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 7:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-4-update-thread/249147/65 "2009-12-17T19:37:25Z")
> [@Newman should have used this...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/newman-should-have-used-this/27256/15): > > 3)Refer to couples of chicks by what they drive HAHAHA. The MERCEDES girls. ---
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 7:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-4-update-thread/249147/66 "2009-12-17T19:37:46Z")
THEY PULLED THE CHICK SWAP OFF! ---
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 7:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-4-update-thread/249147/67 "2009-12-17T19:38:27Z")
Lesson-refer to nasty chicks as ‘teh gernade’ ---
**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 7:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-4-update-thread/249147/68 "2009-12-17T19:38:33Z")
That dude looks like Pauly Shore jacked up. ---
**Author:** ![Mark355](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mark355/32/6528_2.png) [@Mark355](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mark355)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 7:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-4-update-thread/249147/69 "2009-12-17T19:38:46Z")
PAULIE HAS THE **GRENADE** ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 7:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-4-update-thread/249147/70 "2009-12-17T19:39:32Z")
> [@TurboTravis"](#): > > We’re fist pumping@my bday. The fist will be used for 1 of 2 things :rofl ---
**Author:** ![Mark355](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mark355/32/6528_2.png) [@Mark355](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mark355)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 7:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-4-update-thread/249147/71 "2009-12-17T19:40:15Z")
rofl paulie pulled the turnaround and went to bed PJB style ---
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 7:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-4-update-thread/249147/72 "2009-12-17T19:40:41Z")
> [@CNC Machined V8 Engine Block...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cnc-machined-v8-engine-block/27351/20): > > The fist will be used for 1 of 2 things :rofl One chick that is coming has already said that shes giving blowjobs for beers. ---
**Author:** ![Mark355](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mark355/32/6528_2.png) [@Mark355](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mark355)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 7:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-4-update-thread/249147/73 "2009-12-17T19:42:10Z")
Paulie didn’t have the code to decipher the bomb so Situation could get the business. ---
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 7:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-4-update-thread/249147/74 "2009-12-17T19:42:28Z")
As much as The Situation is my hero, I think he very well could be a virgin. ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 7:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-4-update-thread/249147/75 "2009-12-17T19:43:13Z")
> [@WNY SOLO Novice school](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wny-solo-novice-school/26610/99): > > One chick that is coming has already said that shes giving blowjobs for beers. My kinda girl! :lmao ---
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 7:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-4-update-thread/249147/76 "2009-12-17T19:43:27Z")
Commercial update 1)As always, punch scene coming up 2)Snooki didnt get the cack she wanted 3)Love is a battlefield ---
**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 7:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-4-update-thread/249147/77 "2009-12-17T19:43:34Z")
The Situation is like 0 for 20 so far right now :rofl weak ---
**Author:** ![Mark355](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mark355/32/6528_2.png) [@Mark355](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mark355)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 7:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-4-update-thread/249147/78 "2009-12-17T19:44:20Z")
paulie = good wingman unless he has a grenade ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 7:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-4-update-thread/249147/79 "2009-12-17T19:44:22Z")
> [@Found at M&M](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/found-at-m-m/27367/18): > > The Situation is like 0 for 20 so far right now :rofl > weak Yeah word, these “ballers” fuckin SUCK at gettin it done! ---
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 7:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-4-update-thread/249147/80 "2009-12-17T19:44:59Z")
> [@Mark355"](#): > > paulie = good wingman unless he has a grenade He’s not used to that situation, esp w/The Situation. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-4-update-thread/249147.md?page=3) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-4-update-thread/249147.md?page=5)