# \*\*\*OFFICIAL JERSEY SHORE EPISODE 4 UPDATE THREAD\*\*\* **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 17, 2009, 6:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-4-update-thread/249147 "2009-12-17T18:52:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Mark355](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mark355/32/6528_2.png) [@Mark355](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mark355)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 7:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-4-update-thread/249147/81 "2009-12-17T19:46:47Z")
jersey shore espionage with jwoww ---
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 7:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-4-update-thread/249147/82 "2009-12-17T19:47:06Z")
Mark, is Vinnie still alive?! ---
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 7:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-4-update-thread/249147/83 "2009-12-17T19:47:45Z")
> [@FR: Apartment in Rochester](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fr-apartment-in-rochester/27291/20): > > jersey shore espionage with jwoww Jwowws face looks like it met w/ a chees grader. ---
**Author:** ![crazybrew609](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/crazybrew609/32/6319_2.png) [@crazybrew609](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/crazybrew609)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 7:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-4-update-thread/249147/84 "2009-12-17T19:48:15Z")
oh shit… battling on the dance floor was going on! ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 7:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-4-update-thread/249147/85 "2009-12-17T19:48:29Z")
All the bitches on the show are fat or beat or a mix of both :facepalm ---
**Author:** ![crazybrew609](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/crazybrew609/32/6319_2.png) [@crazybrew609](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/crazybrew609)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 7:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-4-update-thread/249147/86 "2009-12-17T19:48:55Z")
it wasn’t no r&b slow dancin grinding music… it was fist pumpin battle music ---
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 7:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-4-update-thread/249147/87 "2009-12-17T19:49:26Z")
Personal thought-would release semen on Snooki’s moms face. ---
**Author:** ![Mark355](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mark355/32/6528_2.png) [@Mark355](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mark355)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 7:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-4-update-thread/249147/88 "2009-12-17T19:49:36Z")
> [@Feeling the Pressure yet?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/feeling-the-pressure-yet/27352/22): > > Mark, is Vinnie still alive?! Doesn’t get any camera time because his abdomenal situation is not up to par with THE SITUATION. ---
**Author:** ![crazybrew609](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/crazybrew609/32/6319_2.png) [@crazybrew609](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/crazybrew609)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 7:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-4-update-thread/249147/89 "2009-12-17T19:49:53Z")
update… snookie misses her mom cause she still lives at home ---
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 7:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-4-update-thread/249147/90 "2009-12-17T19:50:34Z")
> [@new z in the stable](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-z-in-the-stable/27407/6): > > Doesn’t get any camera time because his abdomenal situation is not up to par with THE SITUATION. I dont think his situation in general, is up to par w/the general situation of the show, and def not The Situations situation. ---
**Author:** ![Mark355](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mark355/32/6528_2.png) [@Mark355](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mark355)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 7:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-4-update-thread/249147/91 "2009-12-17T19:51:07Z")
Hope her mom took a good look at Snooki’s face before she left because it’s about to get SNUFFED THE FAWK OUT. ---
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 7:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-4-update-thread/249147/92 "2009-12-17T19:51:20Z")
Tminus 5 min on fist shot ---
**Author:** ![crazybrew609](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/crazybrew609/32/6319_2.png) [@crazybrew609](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/crazybrew609)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 7:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-4-update-thread/249147/93 "2009-12-17T19:52:07Z")
> [@WTB: Labbat blue or blue light tap head](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-labbat-blue-or-blue-light-tap-head/27416/3): > > Hope her mom took a good look at Snooki’s face before she left because it’s about to get SNUFFED THE FAWK OUT. :rofl ---
**Author:** ![Mark355](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mark355/32/6528_2.png) [@Mark355](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mark355)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 7:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-4-update-thread/249147/94 "2009-12-17T19:52:52Z")
> [@Official 24 Thread - 2007](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-24-thread-2007/22722/277): > > I dont think his situation in general, is up to par w/the general situation of the show, and def not The Situations situation. Vinnie needs to create a situation with some skank pussay and nail down THE BUSINESS, making the situation’s situation not so much of a situation at all by comparison. Rack and pinion steering. ---
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 7:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-4-update-thread/249147/95 "2009-12-17T19:53:03Z")
Thing that sucks, is, as always, the whole punch deal wont be done tonight, leaving us NEEDING to tune in next Thurs… Shift 518 Jersey Shore party?! ---
**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 7:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-4-update-thread/249147/96 "2009-12-17T19:53:07Z")
The Situation should probably use some of this “Bod Man” cologne being advertised so much…looks like it works well in the commercial :rofl ---
**Author:** ![Mark355](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mark355/32/6528_2.png) [@Mark355](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mark355)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 7:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-4-update-thread/249147/97 "2009-12-17T19:53:44Z")
BODY HEAT ---
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 7:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-4-update-thread/249147/98 "2009-12-17T19:54:21Z")
> [@New color: N\*gger Brown](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-color-n-gger-brown/27296/130): > > Vinnie needs to create a situation with some skank pussay and nail down THE BUSINESS, making the situation’s situation not so much of a situation at all by comparison. Rack and pinion steering. I’ve never driven out of the state. I can’t afford the gas. DC is a state. ---
**Author:** ![crazybrew609](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/crazybrew609/32/6319_2.png) [@crazybrew609](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/crazybrew609)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 7:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-4-update-thread/249147/99 "2009-12-17T19:55:20Z")
the situation would be unable to add body body spray… it would be like dividing by zero ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 7:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-4-update-thread/249147/100 "2009-12-17T19:55:45Z")
I tried bod spray once. My dog loved it and wouldnt stop staring at me. I probably wont buy it again. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-4-update-thread/249147.md?page=4) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-jersey-shore-episode-4-update-thread/249147.md?page=6)