# Official Public Pewping Tutorial
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-public-pewping-tutorial/254007
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [August 17, 2010, 10:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-public-pewping-tutorial/254007 "2010-08-17T10:23:12Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2010, 10:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-public-pewping-tutorial/254007/1 "2010-08-17T10:23:12Z")
step 1: always grab a paper towel with soap. this is to pre wipe all the surfaces your rear will touch.
[](http://img43.imageshack.us/i/mmspictured.jpg/)
step 2: wipe down all surfaces
[](http://img191.imageshack.us/i/mmspicture1g.jpg/)
step 3: place paper towel over the flusher handle just incase u have to touch it with your hands.
[](http://img412.imageshack.us/i/mmspicture2n.jpg/)
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step 4: line all surfaces that skin touches. make sure u do a through job. THIS IS IMPORTANT!!!
[](http://img7.imageshack.us/i/mmspicture3.jpg/)
step 5: take shirt off and hang it up. this is key for a few reasons.
1. incase its really hot and your bathroom doesnt have AC, it will keep u cool while u pinch said loaf.
2. just incase u drop a bomb load and u get water splashage. u dont want to be walking around with peww particals all over you.
[](http://img25.imageshack.us/i/mmspicture4.jpg/)
step 6: after dropping it like its hot, and maybe a short 15 min siesta, flush using your foot. again avoiding any contact with bare skin.
[](http://img529.imageshack.us/i/mmspicture5.jpg/)
step 7: after u have given your hands a through washing, use the paper towels that you dried your hands off with to grab the door handle. dont stop there, keep using this paper towel at all handles if more than one that u have to touch on your way back to your germ free zone.
[](http://img836.imageshack.us/i/mmspicture6.jpg/)
and this concludes the pewping tutorial. be safe and remember, if your not wiping until u bleed, ur not fully clean :thumbup
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### Author:  [@OhNoPOPO](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OhNoPOPO)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2010, 10:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-public-pewping-tutorial/254007/2 "2010-08-17T10:30:58Z")
bravo… well done sir
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### Author:  [@DUKE\_LADUKE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DUKE_LADUKE)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2010, 10:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-public-pewping-tutorial/254007/3 "2010-08-17T10:33:14Z")
haahaha
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### Author:  [@zee\_oh\_sex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zee_oh_sex)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2010, 10:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-public-pewping-tutorial/254007/4 "2010-08-17T10:35:13Z")
:rofl
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### Author:  [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2010, 10:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-public-pewping-tutorial/254007/5 "2010-08-17T10:53:32Z")
That is not your shirt
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### Author:  [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2010, 11:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-public-pewping-tutorial/254007/6 "2010-08-17T11:04:44Z")
> [@FS: CUSTOM built TURBO KIT (650whp+)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-custom-built-turbo-kit-650whp/34417/27):
>
> That is not your shirt
um yea ur right, its the man whos in the stall with me shirt.
:facepalm
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### Author:  [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2010, 11:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-public-pewping-tutorial/254007/7 "2010-08-17T11:15:11Z")
germaphobe?
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### Author:  [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2010, 11:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-public-pewping-tutorial/254007/8 "2010-08-17T11:17:25Z")
> [@FS: CUSTOM built TURBO KIT (650whp+)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-custom-built-turbo-kit-650whp/34417/33):
>
> germaphobe?
fuck yea! i dont want the AEDS!
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### Author:  [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2010, 11:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-public-pewping-tutorial/254007/9 "2010-08-17T11:18:51Z")
Lmao
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### Author:  [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2010, 11:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-public-pewping-tutorial/254007/10 "2010-08-17T11:29:15Z")
good use of tax doll hairs right there.
this is an EvoM quality deadbeat post
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### Author:  [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2010, 11:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-public-pewping-tutorial/254007/11 "2010-08-17T11:31:43Z")
:rofl omg I’m dying. this is hilarious, and very good.
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### Author:  [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2010, 11:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-public-pewping-tutorial/254007/12 "2010-08-17T11:32:28Z")
> [@Another air compressor thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-air-compressor-thread/34431/3):
>
> good use of tax doll hairs right there.
>
> this is an EvoM quality deadbeat post
god bless Errrrrrrmerica!!!
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### Author:  [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2010, 11:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-public-pewping-tutorial/254007/13 "2010-08-17T11:41:22Z")
Fed cash hard at work
You can wear t-shirt and jeans everyday? damn.
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### Author:  [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2010, 11:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-public-pewping-tutorial/254007/14 "2010-08-17T11:42:29Z")
> [@FS: CUSTOM built TURBO KIT (650whp+)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-custom-built-turbo-kit-650whp/34417/40):
>
> Fed cash hard at work
>
> You can wear t-shirt and jeans everyday? damn.
yea son! rock out with u D out
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### Author:  [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2010, 11:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-public-pewping-tutorial/254007/15 "2010-08-17T11:45:30Z")
holy fuck that’s wayyyy too much effort.
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### Author:  [@Jammer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jammer)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2010, 3:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-public-pewping-tutorial/254007/16 "2010-08-17T15:48:58Z")
ummmm…really…no catchers mit?
Always a catchers mit… stops splash were there to be one. No matter how much we may try to keep it long so it slides in nicely and splash is limited to that of a chinese olympic high diver, sometimes even the best get an ass of dirty ass splash water. Which brings up the idea to flush twice first to prove for a cleanest possible e-coli free bowl.
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### Author:  [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2010, 4:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-public-pewping-tutorial/254007/17 "2010-08-17T16:04:11Z")
> [@WILLYBEEN (Zx10r and Liverounds R1) \> Liveround (his own R1)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/willybeen-zx10r-and-liverounds-r1-liveround-his-own-r1/34437/7):
>
> ummmm…really…no catchers mit?
>
> Always a catchers mit… stops splash were there to be one. No matter how much we may try to keep it long so it slides in nicely and splash is limited to that of a chinese olympic high diver, sometimes even the best get an ass of dirty ass splash water. Which brings up the idea to flush twice first to prove for a cleanest possible e-coli free bowl.
ive never been an advocate of the mit, although i do agree its a great concept. i always feel like my aim could be off and i mean not only that i piss in the same bowl and theres a chance im playing battle ship with this so called mit and my piss stream is just destroying said mit. but ill have to give it a go.
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### Author:  [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2010, 5:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-public-pewping-tutorial/254007/18 "2010-08-17T17:41:43Z")
Me:
-nest that shit
-“catchers mit” (jammer introduced me to the trm but it has been a Kramer standard for a while)
-do the deed
-flush with foot
-wash hands
-use paper towels to exit doors
-throw papertowel onthe ground
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### Author:  [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2010, 6:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-public-pewping-tutorial/254007/19 "2010-08-17T18:15:56Z")
i always forget to flush lololol .
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### Author:  [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2010, 6:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-public-pewping-tutorial/254007/20 "2010-08-17T18:30:39Z")
Lmfao. Emanuel you are awesome. +rep
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