# Official Public Pewping Tutorial **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [August 17, 2010, 10:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-public-pewping-tutorial/254007 "2010-08-17T10:23:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![20wrx09](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/20wrx09/32/6532_2.png) [@20wrx09](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/20wrx09)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2010, 6:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-public-pewping-tutorial/254007/21 "2010-08-17T18:32:14Z")
yea fuck shitting in public restrooms, i would rather hold it in and shit on a clean toilet later ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2010, 6:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-public-pewping-tutorial/254007/22 "2010-08-17T18:33:23Z")
Try shitting at a state campsite with no locks on the doors. God I hate that shit. (no pun intended.) ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2010, 6:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-public-pewping-tutorial/254007/23 "2010-08-17T18:37:21Z")
I just hover above the toilet- much less work. ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2010, 6:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-public-pewping-tutorial/254007/24 "2010-08-17T18:45:38Z")
That doesn’t work if you’re like me and enjoy lengthy dumps. ---
**Author:** ![b-ri](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/b-ri/32/6376_2.png) [@b-ri](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/b-ri)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2010, 6:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-public-pewping-tutorial/254007/25 "2010-08-17T18:52:24Z")
im dumping right now ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2010, 6:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-public-pewping-tutorial/254007/26 "2010-08-17T18:56:11Z")
I like to be in, out, done. No long poops for me, thats just a waste of time. ---
**Author:** ![6SPD\_S4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/6spd_s4/32/6326_2.png) [@6SPD\_S4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/6SPD_S4)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2010, 8:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-public-pewping-tutorial/254007/27 "2010-08-17T20:47:00Z")
I will shit anywhere and everywhere. Ya gotta go ya gotta go. Buncha pussy’s up ITT. Emuscles, You are the man! Very good write-up! ---
**Author:** ![JRubino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jrubino/32/6285_2.png) [@JRubino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JRubino)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 5:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-public-pewping-tutorial/254007/28 "2010-08-18T05:20:28Z")
> [@69 Camaro resto - It's ALIVE! - no 56k](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/69-camaro-resto-its-alive-no-56k/13530/508): > > I like to be in, out, done. No long poops for me, thats just a waste of time. You’re a waste of time. ---
**Author:** ![Jammer](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jammer/32/6349_2.png) [@Jammer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jammer)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 1:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-public-pewping-tutorial/254007/29 "2010-08-18T13:37:37Z")
Word, never let the extacy of a good shit go to waste. ---
**Author:** ![tdi\_logik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tdi_logik/32/6310_2.png) [@tdi\_logik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tdi_logik)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 1:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-public-pewping-tutorial/254007/30 "2010-08-18T13:42:03Z")
> [@Help me pick out a new truck..Updated 9/13 with new truck piczs](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/help-me-pick-out-a-new-truck-updated-9-13-with-new-truck-piczs/34289/45): > > yea fuck shitting in public restrooms, i would rather hold it in and shit on a clean toilet later you never shit at hvcc? if you do the daycare center bathroom is very nice. ---
**Author:** ![Jammer](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jammer/32/6349_2.png) [@Jammer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jammer)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 1:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-public-pewping-tutorial/254007/31 "2010-08-18T13:45:51Z")
For the record we should discuss the quality of the toilet paper…and… what happens when your too quick and you have to endlessly wipe (or get the itch), and other ethics like the courtesy flush…and lastly, the noises, such as a cough or foot shuffle we may make to alert a newcomer that the stall is taken. The same cough can be used by some to hide a splash or fart…depending on where one might be. I, for one, think all bathrooms should have a noisy fan if not music…for my benifit as well as others. Jus sayin 94GT was telling me its polite to tap the foot of the guy in the stall next to you with your foot…says he does it all the time with good results. Thats not my thing, but he likes it I guess. ---
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 2:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-public-pewping-tutorial/254007/32 "2010-08-18T14:29:15Z")
How about this- Go in, wipe the seat with toilet paper if you feel like it’s needed, set your happy ass down, shit, wipe, and go about your ‘shitty’ day. Personally, I carry baby wipes for a spectacular ‘ending’. ---
**Author:** ![Cossey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 2:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-public-pewping-tutorial/254007/33 "2010-08-18T14:30:45Z")
> [@Jammer"](#): > > 94GT was telling me its polite to tap the foot of the guy in the stall next to you with your foot…says he does it all the time with good results. Thats not my thing, but he likes it I guess. Interesting… He told me he does it with his hand. Or at least when he did so to me. ---
**Author:** ![Johawk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/johawk/32/6284_2.png) [@Johawk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Johawk)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 4:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-public-pewping-tutorial/254007/34 "2010-08-18T16:03:35Z")
This is the most intellectual thread I have read on here this week! Thanks for the pointers. Tried the foot taping move… Don’t do it! Still icing my eye socket. May be visiting the ER later ---
**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 4:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-public-pewping-tutorial/254007/35 "2010-08-18T16:23:41Z")
awesome write up :rofl +1 rep if i wasnt lazy ---
**Author:** ![johnnyk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/johnnyk/32/6480_2.png) [@johnnyk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/johnnyk)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-public-pewping-tutorial/254007/36 "2010-08-18T17:56:01Z")
wiping til you bleed FTW ---
**Author:** ![Johawk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/johawk/32/6284_2.png) [@Johawk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Johawk)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 7:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-public-pewping-tutorial/254007/37 "2010-08-18T19:57:05Z")
You forgot an important one. You must always analyze your shit ticket for wipe efficiency. Failure to do so may lead to fowl odors and skid marks. ---
**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 8:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-public-pewping-tutorial/254007/38 "2010-08-18T20:30:18Z")
> [@Johawk"](#): > > You forgot an important one. You must always analyze your shit ticket for wipe efficiency. Failure to do so may lead to fowl odors and skid marks. - 1 thats very important ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 5:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-public-pewping-tutorial/254007/39 "2010-08-19T05:02:18Z")
> [@Johawk"](#): > > You forgot an important one. You must always analyze your shit ticket for wipe efficiency. Failure to do so may lead to fowl odors and skid marks. we have discussed this in furthur threads i have made. its called the Henry system. ---
**Author:** ![b-ri](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/b-ri/32/6376_2.png) [@b-ri](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/b-ri)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 9:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-public-pewping-tutorial/254007/40 "2010-08-19T09:51:25Z")
college was prolly the most brutal time on my ass.(aha i made a funny) first off you eat the school food which is full of laxitives or a low grade meat i dont’ fucking know but it made me shit at least 3 time a day, then the toilet paper in the bathroom is basically sandpaper. idk i guess sandpaper is cheaper than charmin, i eventually just bought my own charmin and used the school paper to sand wood and metal burs off. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-public-pewping-tutorial/254007.md?page=1) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-public-pewping-tutorial/254007.md?page=3)