# Official Riddle Thread... **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [October 22, 2006, 3:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-riddle-thread/19150 "2006-10-22T15:47:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Bsp\_TC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bsp_tc/32/4998_2.png) [@Bsp\_TC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bsp_TC)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 3:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-riddle-thread/19150/1 "2006-10-22T15:47:43Z")
Lets post up some riddles… I’ll start I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champane bubble. If you sqeeze me, I’ll pop. If you look at me, you’ll pop. Can you guess the riddle? ---
**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 3:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-riddle-thread/19150/2 "2006-10-22T15:51:21Z")
water ---
**Author:** ![Bsp\_TC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bsp_tc/32/4998_2.png) [@Bsp\_TC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bsp_TC)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 3:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-riddle-thread/19150/3 "2006-10-22T15:55:23Z")
wrong… ---
**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 3:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-riddle-thread/19150/4 "2006-10-22T15:57:31Z")
NO ---
**Author:** ![OfficerK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4da419/32.png) [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 3:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-riddle-thread/19150/5 "2006-10-22T15:58:59Z")
rofflecopter…that is my unofficial answer…because ive heard this before and wont spoil ---
**Author:** ![Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blue_eyed_devil/32/7292_2.png) [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 4:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-riddle-thread/19150/6 "2006-10-22T16:02:14Z")
Chuck Norris ---
**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 4:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-riddle-thread/19150/7 "2006-10-22T16:07:00Z")
if found the answer, and i would have to agree with the people in the snopes thread its not a riddle, more like a jeopardy question ---
**Author:** ![FiftyCheven](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fiftycheven/32/4950_2.png) [@FiftyCheven](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FiftyCheven)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 4:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-riddle-thread/19150/8 "2006-10-22T16:08:48Z")
time? ---
**Author:** ![taurusho](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/taurusho/32/7184_2.png) [@taurusho](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/taurusho)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 4:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-riddle-thread/19150/9 "2006-10-22T16:10:35Z")
Theres only one question asked… so Imma think the answer is yes or no. ---
**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 4:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-riddle-thread/19150/10 "2006-10-22T16:11:11Z")
> [@brendansi](#): > > NO ? ---
**Author:** ![FiftyCheven](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fiftycheven/32/4950_2.png) [@FiftyCheven](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FiftyCheven)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 4:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-riddle-thread/19150/11 "2006-10-22T16:11:18Z")
^^^ ahhh, smart thinking ---
**Author:** ![Bsp\_TC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bsp_tc/32/4998_2.png) [@Bsp\_TC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bsp_TC)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 4:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-riddle-thread/19150/12 "2006-10-22T16:27:06Z")
brendan is correct now someone else post a riddle ---
**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 4:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-riddle-thread/19150/13 "2006-10-22T16:31:23Z")
I just googled it. Weird theories on that. ---
**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 4:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-riddle-thread/19150/14 "2006-10-22T16:35:09Z")
fucking lame by the way, the actual answer to the riddle is time, its partialy based on a peom about time > TIME > > The time has come, > winter is here > and those yellow bears disappear. > > The time has past > as man looks back with a sigh > and a tear in his eye. > > As time is held > boys cross their legs > but of course the toilet begs > > As time marches on > Girls loose their blush > and swap a comb for their brush > > As time passes > For those held high > their end is nigh > > As time catches up > Everyone is equal > when we get to the final sequel > > As time turns > Without it we have flour and water > With it we have breakfast for my daughter > > As time revolves > How does one turn water and wine > into something so fine > > As time runs out > The more in a minute you try and squeeze > the less you can do with ease. > > As time ticks > All the time that has past > man cannot comprehend something so vast. ---
**Author:** ![badazzss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@badazzss](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/badazzss)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 5:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-riddle-thread/19150/15 "2006-10-22T17:22:33Z")
nomination for gayest riddle ever??? ---
**Author:** ![TgDn32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tgdn32/32/7360_2.png) [@TgDn32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TgDn32)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 7:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-riddle-thread/19150/16 "2006-10-23T07:16:31Z")
> [@badazzss](#): > > nomination for gayest riddle ever??? Vouch, half that shit doesn’t even make sense. ---
**Author:** ![zwarbyt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zwarbyt/32/7623_2.png) [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 7:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-riddle-thread/19150/17 "2006-10-23T07:18:31Z")
heres a riddle how does time make me have to pee? beer makes me have to pee beer makes women cry etc so stfu ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 7:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-riddle-thread/19150/18 "2006-10-23T07:35:13Z")
How do you tell the difference between a black bear and a grizzly? ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 7:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-riddle-thread/19150/19 "2006-10-23T07:51:03Z")
what is a room with no walls and no doors? ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 7:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-riddle-thread/19150/20 "2006-10-23T07:58:15Z")
Mushroom. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-riddle-thread/19150.md?page=2)