# Official Riddle Thread... **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [October 22, 2006, 3:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-riddle-thread/19150 "2006-10-22T15:47:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 8:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-riddle-thread/19150/21 "2006-10-23T08:05:25Z")
So there is this plane on a treadmill… ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 8:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-riddle-thread/19150/22 "2006-10-23T08:13:15Z")
lol ^ ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 10:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-riddle-thread/19150/23 "2006-10-23T10:15:55Z")
> [@BikerFry](#): > > How do you tell the difference between a black bear and a grizzly? Well since nobody’s interested: You climb a tree. If it follows you up it’s a black bear and if it knocks the tree down it’s a grizzly. ---
**Author:** ![DrDoS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ccd318/32.png) [@DrDoS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DrDoS)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 10:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-riddle-thread/19150/24 "2006-10-23T10:26:28Z")
> [@Minglor](#): > > So there is this plane on a treadmill… hahah ---
**Author:** ![King](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/king/32/7329_2.png) [@King](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/King)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 10:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-riddle-thread/19150/25 "2006-10-23T10:51:05Z")
whats the difference between st patricks day and martin luther king day? ---
**Author:** ![zero\_assault](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/dfb087/32.png) [@zero\_assault](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zero_assault)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 10:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-riddle-thread/19150/26 "2006-10-23T10:54:03Z")
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? ---
**Author:** ![j\_espo1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/j_espo1/32/7291_2.png) [@j\_espo1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/j_espo1)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 10:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-riddle-thread/19150/27 "2006-10-23T10:55:16Z")
^^^ Irish\>African? :gotme: ---
**Author:** ![The\_Russian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the_russian/32/7414_2.png) [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 11:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-riddle-thread/19150/28 "2006-10-23T11:07:51Z")
Who would win in a 3 way fight, a Kodiak bear, a silverback gorilla, or a hippo. DEBATE! ---
**Author:** ![King](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/king/32/7329_2.png) [@King](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/King)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 11:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-riddle-thread/19150/29 "2006-10-23T11:17:13Z")
> [@j\_espo1](#): > > ^^^ Irish\>African? :gotme: on st patricks day white people want to be irish 😛 ---
**Author:** ![j\_espo1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/j_espo1/32/7291_2.png) [@j\_espo1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/j_espo1)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 11:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-riddle-thread/19150/30 "2006-10-23T11:39:08Z")
> [@K Cuv](#): > > on st patricks day white people want to be irish 😛 yeah but **everyday** people want to be _ **ITALIAN!!!** _ 😃 ---
**Author:** ![j\_espo1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/j_espo1/32/7291_2.png) [@j\_espo1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/j_espo1)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 11:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-riddle-thread/19150/31 "2006-10-23T11:39:42Z")
> [@The\_Russian](#): > > Who would win in a 3 way fight, a Kodiak bear, a silverback gorilla, or a hippo. DEBATE! the russian would win of course. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 11:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-riddle-thread/19150/32 "2006-10-23T11:42:11Z")
> [@The\_Russian](#): > > Who would win in a 3 way fight, a Kodiak bear, a silverback gorilla, or a hippo. DEBATE! Thanks to it’s comparable size yet superior intelligence and opposable thumbs, the silverback gorrilla would obviously whup ass, but this is a thread about riddles so we’ll discuss this elsewhere. :tup: C’mon, someone’s gotta have a good riddle! ---
**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 11:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-riddle-thread/19150/33 "2006-10-23T11:43:24Z")
> [@j\_espo1](#): > > yeah but **everyday** people want to be _ **ITALIAN!!!** _ 😃 For the record i have never wanted to be italian. Brotherhood\> The Sopranos Who likes irocs anyway? ---
**Author:** ![j\_espo1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/j_espo1/32/7291_2.png) [@j\_espo1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/j_espo1)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 12:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-riddle-thread/19150/34 "2006-10-23T12:00:34Z")
> [@RobHimself](#): > > For the record i have never wanted to be italian. Brotherhood\> The Sopranos > > Who likes irocs anyway? j\_espo1 = the ANTI-robhimself 😃 ---
**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 12:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-riddle-thread/19150/35 "2006-10-23T12:00:36Z")
> [@RobHimself](#): > > **For the record i have never wanted to be italian.** Brotherhood\> The Sopranos > > Who likes irocs anyway? **.** 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 12:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-riddle-thread/19150/36 "2006-10-23T12:14:54Z")
> [@j\_espo1](#): > > j\_espo1 = the ANTI-robhimself 😃 Almost, I hate the yankees too. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 12:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-riddle-thread/19150/37 "2006-10-23T12:25:16Z")
> [@RobHimself](#): > > For the record i have never wanted to be italian. Brotherhood\> The Sopranos > > Who likes irocs anyway? lol Mics rule :tup: we get drunk and beat the shit outta each other… it’s a great heritage ---
**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 12:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-riddle-thread/19150/38 "2006-10-23T12:46:29Z")
If you are traveling at the speed of light and turn your lights on. What happens? ---
**Author:** ![badazzss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@badazzss](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/badazzss)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 12:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-riddle-thread/19150/39 "2006-10-23T12:50:02Z")
^^ back to the future? ^^ ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 1:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-riddle-thread/19150/40 "2006-10-23T13:13:35Z")
> [@Minglor](#): > > If you are traveling at the speed of light and turn your lights on. > What happens? An optic boom? [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-riddle-thread/19150.md?page=1) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-riddle-thread/19150.md?page=3)