# Official Shift: Ask Advice Dog Hotline **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [March 16, 2009, 6:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-shift-ask-advice-dog-hotline/242839 "2009-03-16T18:15:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2009, 6:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-shift-ask-advice-dog-hotline/242839/1 "2009-03-16T18:15:15Z")
Ask Advice dog a question and he shall answer. Advice dog what should I eat for dinner? ![http://www.neosoft.se/dev/advicedog/advicedog.php?line1=ORDER+PIZZA&line2=PAY+WITH+SNAKES](http://www.neosoft.se/dev/advicedog/advicedog.php?line1=ORDER+PIZZA&line2=PAY+WITH+SNAKES) ---
**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2009, 6:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-shift-ask-advice-dog-hotline/242839/2 "2009-03-16T18:20:11Z")
Will the new season of South Park be funny or will continue to lose its way and end up like Family Guy? ---
**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2009, 6:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-shift-ask-advice-dog-hotline/242839/3 "2009-03-16T18:20:40Z")
Whups, I’m sorry. It’s advice, not fortune telling. ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2009, 6:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-shift-ask-advice-dog-hotline/242839/4 "2009-03-16T18:26:13Z")
![http://www.neosoft.se/dev/advicedog/advicedog.php?line1=WATCH+SOUTH+PARK&line2=EAT+LEAD+PAINT+CHIPS](http://www.neosoft.se/dev/advicedog/advicedog.php?line1=WATCH+SOUTH+PARK&line2=EAT+LEAD+PAINT+CHIPS) ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2009, 6:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-shift-ask-advice-dog-hotline/242839/5 "2009-03-16T18:27:59Z")
if i were TDI\_logik, how would i go about getting a girls number?\> ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2009, 6:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-shift-ask-advice-dog-hotline/242839/6 "2009-03-16T18:28:45Z")
how do i go about stopping chronic masterbation ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2009, 6:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-shift-ask-advice-dog-hotline/242839/7 "2009-03-16T18:30:54Z")
> [@Sega, and sublimal advertising.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sega-and-sublimal-advertising/15672/2): > > if i were TDI\_logik, how would i go about getting a girls number?\> ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2009, 6:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-shift-ask-advice-dog-hotline/242839/8 "2009-03-16T18:32:10Z")
> [@Subs sound like crap with the radio.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/subs-sound-like-crap-with-the-radio/15666/7): > > how do i go about stopping chronic masterbation ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2009, 6:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-shift-ask-advice-dog-hotline/242839/9 "2009-03-16T18:32:50Z")
im fat if i jog my thighs will overheat ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2009, 6:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-shift-ask-advice-dog-hotline/242839/10 "2009-03-16T18:34:39Z")
i have AIDS, should i tell anyone? ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2009, 6:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-shift-ask-advice-dog-hotline/242839/11 "2009-03-16T18:35:03Z")
> [@Official Fantasy Football Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-fantasy-football-thread/15436/37): > > im fat if i jog my thighs will overheat ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2009, 6:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-shift-ask-advice-dog-hotline/242839/12 "2009-03-16T18:35:33Z")
🤣rofl:rofl:rofl ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2009, 6:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-shift-ask-advice-dog-hotline/242839/13 "2009-03-16T18:35:48Z")
> [@leasing a "quick" car? make a suggestion](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/leasing-a-quick-car-make-a-suggestion/15659/35): > > i have AIDS, should i tell anyone? ---
**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2009, 6:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-shift-ask-advice-dog-hotline/242839/14 "2009-03-16T18:38:38Z")
I made a thread titled “ **Official Shift: Ask Advice Dog Hotline”** but its real name is Advice Puppy. What should I do? ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2009, 6:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-shift-ask-advice-dog-hotline/242839/15 "2009-03-16T18:43:16Z")
> [@FS:1997 Eclipse GSX RED 5SPD](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-1997-eclipse-gsx-red-5spd/10144/171): > > I made a thread titled “ **Official Shift: Ask Advice Dog Hotline”** but its real name is Advice Puppy. What should I do? ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2009, 6:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-shift-ask-advice-dog-hotline/242839/16 "2009-03-16T18:44:45Z")
i just drank a bottle of drano, what should i do? ---
**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2009, 6:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-shift-ask-advice-dog-hotline/242839/17 "2009-03-16T18:45:24Z")
:rofl, I’m on it. thanks “advice dog”! ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2009, 6:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-shift-ask-advice-dog-hotline/242839/18 "2009-03-16T18:45:38Z")
mk430r had someone kick me in the dick how should i get him back ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2009, 6:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-shift-ask-advice-dog-hotline/242839/19 "2009-03-16T18:47:37Z")
> [@Have Sam Jackson tell your friend about](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/have-sam-jackson-tell-your-friend-about/15668/6): > > mk430r had someone kick me in the dick how should i get him back you only get 72hours to relaliate. that time has expired. you had your chance at the lot. missed opportunities suck huh ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2009, 6:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-shift-ask-advice-dog-hotline/242839/20 "2009-03-16T18:47:49Z")
> [@I think I'm going to die](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-im-going-to-die/15671/17): > > i just drank a bottle of drano, what should i do? [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-shift-ask-advice-dog-hotline/242839.md?page=2)